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Cindy takes off. Runs downstairs.

INT. CINDY'S FOYER ' NIGHT

Cindy runs to the door. She looks behind her. The killer

is gone.

Cindy turns to leave and runs into Ray.

CINDY:

Ray! I'm so glad you're okay! The

killer is here! He got Bobby! We

gotta get away!

Ray says nothing. He just looks straight ahead. No

emotion.

Cindy hears someone calling her. She turns to see Bobby

staggering down the steps.

BOBBY:

Cindy! Help!

CINDY:

Bobby!!!

Cindy turns to his aide. She helps him down the steps.

CINDY (CONT'D)

It's gonna be okay Bobby, but we

gotta hurry.

Ray locks the door.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Ray, what are you doing?

Bobby starts laughing.

CINDY (CONT'D)

What?!

BOBBY:

We all go a little crazy sometimes.

Billy Loomis, Scream part 1.

CINDY:

No, it can't be!

Ray gives Bobby a knife. Cindy backs into the kitchen.

INT. CINDY'S KITCHEN ' NIGHT

BOBBY:

Yes Cindy, it's true.

CINDY:

But I thought you loved me.

BOBBY:

Oh I did, but abstinence will make you

discover new things about yourself.

That's right, Cindy, I'm gay and if you

haven't noticed, so is Ray.

Ray looks confused.

RAY:

Huh? Wait, whoa! I'm not gay.

BOBBY:

What do you mean? You took me to

the club.

RAY:

They play good music.

BOBBY:

What about our trip to San Francisco?

RAY:

I wanted to do some shopping!

BOBBY:

But you made love to me!

RAY:

Hey, you sucked my di..

BOBBY:

Whatever! The point is I'm a new man.

I'm ready to leave all of this behind

and start a new life.

CINDY:

So you kill all your friends.

BOBBY:

No, just you. See, that's the genius of

it all, the perfect crime, copycat

of a serial killer.

RAY:

But there's more! Hold on cause this

is a scream baby!

Ray exits. He comes back with Cindy's dad, bound and

gagged.

CINDY:

Dad! Oh my God! So what are you

gonna do, frame him?

RAY:

No, we were just having a little

fun with him.

NEW ANGLE DAD. We see his pants are down around his ankles.

BOBBY:

No, the police will find you both dead

and me and Ray are the only survivors

of a maniac's revenge. Okay Ray,

let's do it.

Bobby hands Ray the knife.

BOBBY (CONT'D)

Come on baby, get it!!!

Ray stabs Bobby repeatedly.

BOBBY (CONT'D)

Ok, ok, that's enough.

RAY:

My bad.

BOBBY:

Ok, my turn.

RAY:

What?

BOBBY:

Give me the knife! It's my turn to

stab you.

RAY:

Sh*t, you must be crazy! Ain't

nobody stabbing me!

Suddenly Ray goes silent. A hook pierces his body as he is

lifted off the ground.

The killer, standing behind him, removes the hook. Ray

falls dead.

One swift blow and Bobby is dead too.

Killer swings at Cindy. His hook misses her and gets stuck.

Cindy punches the killer in the face. He goes flying,

leaving his hook behind.

Cindy tries to run and the killer trips her.

INT. CINDY'S LIVING ROOM ' NIGHT

They both rise to their feet and square off.

CINDY:

I'm not running anymore, no more victim.

Come on, show me what you got.

Killer back hands her. Cindy fires back.

Killer grabs her and throws her against the wall. She gets

back on her feet.

Cindy ala Keanu Reeves in Matrix jumps into mid-air karate

stance and freezes

momentarily.

Killer looks on in amazement. She then proceeds to kick

major ass, running up walls and

throwing a barrage of Kung Fu kicks as if she was walking on

air.

Cindy stops for a moment to do a little mid-air Riverdance

then back to the ass

whupping. The final kick sends the killer flying out the

window.

INT. CINDY'S KITCHEN ' NIGHT

Cindy rushes to her dad to help untie him.

EXT. CINDY'S HOUSE ' NIGHT

Cindy and her dad exit. Police sirens closing in.

Cindy looks for the killer's body. It's gone.

CINDY:

No!

Police arrive and exit their vehicles. Several officers run

into the house.

Sheriff approaches Cindy.

SHERIFF:

What the hell is going on here?

Deputy runs out of the house.

DEPUTY:

It's a blood bath in there, sir.

CINDY:

He was right here, I swear!

SHERIFF:

Who was?

CINDY:

The killer.

SHERIFF:

I'm gonna have to take you in.

INT. POLICE STATION ' NIGHT

SHERIFF:

Let's go over this again. You say

it was an accident?

CINDY:

Yes, he was on the road.

SHERIFF:

And you think he came back to get

revenge?

CINDY:

Yes, it had to be him.

Doofy enters and gives Sheriff a folder.

DOOFY:

They told me to give you this.

SHERIFF:

Thanks, sh*t head.

Sheriff reads the folder.

DOOFY:

You ok Cindy?

CINDY:

Yes, thanks Doofy.

SHERIFF:

That will be all Doofy.

Doofy exits.

SHERIFF (CONT'D)

Sorry, Cindy, it wasn't the guy you hit.

His name was David Keegan. Some

fisherman found his body a few weeks

later. He's buried in Lakewood cemetery.

CINDY:

That's impossible.

SHERIFF:

Afraid not.

CINDY:

Who could it be?

SHERIFF:

Had to be someone who was connected to

all the victims. Someone who knew about

the accident. Someone who could move

around without being noticed.

CINDY:

Oh my God!

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL FOUNTAIN ' DAY ' FLASHBACK

BUFFY:

Doofy had the biggest crush on her.

EXT. CINDY'S HOUSE ' NIGHT

Doofy at the front door.

INT. BUFFY'S BEDROOM ' NIGHT

DOOFY:

I'll be in the next room.

END OF FLASHBACK

INT. POLICE STATION ' NIGHT

SLOW MOTION SHOT coffee cup crashing to the floor.

CINDY:

Doofy!

Cindy and Sheriff run through the station looking for Doofy

SHERIFF:

Anyone seen Doofy?

DEPUTY:

He just left.

EXT. POLICE STATION ' DAWN

Sheriff and Cindy rush out of station looking for Doofy ala

Usual Suspects.

EXT. MAIN STREET ' DAW

CLOSE ON a pair of twisted feet walking. The feet slowly

straighten out as the pace

increases.

Camera moves up to the bent hand tucked close to the body.

It too straightens out.

Pan up to Doofy looking very normal with a devilish smile on

his face.

Doofy lights a cigarette.

A new Jaguar pulls up along side of him and he gets in.

We see Gail at the wheel. They kiss.

GAIL:

This is gonna make one helluva movie.

They drive off.

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