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Jill tries pushing head through. It takes up the whole

door. Finally it pops through.

INT. CINDY'S GARAGE ' DOGGIE DOOR ' NIGHT

Jill's ass and feet struggling to get thru the small door.

Won't fit. Turns around and tries

to go feet first.

EXT. CINDY'S GARAGE ' DOGGIE DOOR ' NIGHT

Jill's head is stuck, squeezing past left side of her face.

Her hand wiggles through, then a

foot. An anatomical mess.

INT. CINDY'S GARAGE ' NIGHT

Killer turns on the garage door opener. The motors spark

and strain, unable to lift the

giant weight. She keeps heaving, ramming and pushing

against the door until the entire

garage door start to shake and splinter.

Then, the entire garage starts trembling and crumbling

around her with the force of her

heaving. Finally the whole garage just collapses on her,

killing her.

INT. CINDY'S KITCHEN ' NIGHT

Several kids cheering.

TEENS:

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Cindy drinking from funnel.

TEEN BOY:

Whoa!

Ray enters. Cindy lets out a loud burp.

Jump Scare Bobby steps into frame.

BOBBY:

Somebody looking for me?

CINDY:

Hi. You had me worried there for a

minute. I thought the killer got to

you before I could.

BOBBY:

Could what?

Cindy kisses him in an obviously drunk and slutty way.

CINDY:

Why don't we go ahead upstairs and

whatever'

Bobby and Cindy walk hand and hand upstairs.

INT. CINDY'S BEDROOM ' NIGHT

Cindy and Bobby sitting on the bed, talking.

CINDY:

So'.

BOBBY:

So, here we are again.

CINDY:

Yeah.

BOBBY:

And if your not ready still,

I'll understand.

CINDY:

But I am ready.

BOBBY:

You are?

CINDY:

Yeah, I figured out that I have to

live my own life and I can't keep

fighting my urges. I have to give

in and let them flow.

BOBBY:

This is like a scene in a movie.

CINDY:

Only this is real life, it's not a

movie.

BOBBY:

Sure it is..There's the sound man and

the script supervisor..

WE SEE THE SOUND MAN AND SCRIPT SUPERVISOR WATCHING.

CINDY:

What I mean is in real life you have

to enjoy each moment.

Cindy takes off her shirt. Bobby does the same. They kiss

passionately, licking each

others mouths, flicking their tongues. The two tongues

start wildly slapping and lapping

together until they end up hopelessly tied and knotted

together.

Cindy and Bobby lay down on the bed.

Cindy starts to kiss his chest. She works her way down to

his belly button then starts

back up.

Bobby gingerly pushes her head back down. They play tug of

war. Finally, Cindy

surrenders. She unzips his pants.

Cindy looks up innocently.

CINDY (CONT'D)

You know, I've never really done

this before.

BOBBY:

It's okay. It's just like sucking

a tootsie pop.

Cindy lowers her head. We hear the sounds.

Lick! Lick! Slurp!

BOBBY (CONT'D)

That's it, that's right. Just

like that.

Slurp. Suddenly CRUNCH!

Bobby screams with pain.

CINDY:

I never could wait to get to the

chewy middle.

Bobby recovers.

BOBBY:

Come here, let me.

Bobby slides off Cindy's pants. He's startled by bat's

flying out.

They continue to make out. He tries to take off her panties,

but struggles.

CINDY:

Here, let me.

His eyes gleam with heated anticipation as she lowers her

panties.

POOF! Her enormous BUSH OF PUBIC HAIR fills the screen.

We hear the primitive sounds of the Call of the Wild

emanating from her untamed forest.

He whips out a machete and THWACK! He slashes at the bush.

He pulls back the blade

to find it's dented ' he needs something stronger.

Cindy grabs him by the head and pushes it down. She moans

with ecstasy. We hear

Bobby struggling to breath.

CINDY (CONT'D)

To the left! Faster! Higher! Wait!

She draws him a map ad gives it to him along with a compass.

Cindy finally lets Bobby up. He coughs up a hairball.

CINDY (CONT'D)

I want sex.

BOBBY:

Okay, let me just get my pants off.

Bobby stands up and takes off his pants. From the back we

see his ass and two giant blue

balls hanging between his legs.

BOBBY (CONT'D)

Are you sure?

CINDY:

I want it now!

She slams him down, tears the remainder of his clothes off

and begins to ride him like a

human sit and spin.

INT. CINDY'S LIVING ROOM ' NIGHT

The party stops. The house shakes. Plaster falls from the

ceiling. A loud howling noise

is echoed through out the house.

INT. CINDY'S ROOM ' NIGHT

Bobby feels himself ready to climax.

BOBBY:

Oh my God! I can't hold it..OOOOO!!!

He cums, sending Cindy blasting off into the air as he

shoots a geyser of jizz.

Close on Bobby, his body caves in as fluids leave his body.

Cindy is stuck to the ceiling.

INT. CINDY'S BONG ROOM ' NIGHT

Two teen boys smoking weed through a bong. Room is filled

with smoke.

TEEN:

Dude, where did you get this? It's

f***in' awesome

The door busts open. The kids see the Killer.

INT. CINDY'S BONG ROOM ' NIGHT

Killer hitting the bong.

KILLER:

Good sh*t.

TEEN:

F***in' a dude, I'm wasted.

Killer pretends to hear a noise.

KILLER:

You hear that?

TEEN #2

What?

Killer does the Jason theme.

KILLER:

Ching, ching, ching, ching, cha, cha,

cha, cha. I'm just bullshitting. Hey

you guys want to have some fun?

INT. CINDY'S BONG ROOM

Killer on the phone.

KILLER:

What's your favorite scary movie?

Killer starts snickering. We hear a terrified girl on the

phone. He passes the phone to

one of the teens.

TEEN:

Who was the killer in Friday the

Thirteenth?

They all start laughing.

INT. CINDY'S BEDROOM ' NIGHT

CINDY:

That was wonderful. I really felt

something special happen between us.

Like this bond that can only be between

two people who truly love one another,

you know?

PAN OVER TO BOBBY WHO IS ON THE PHONE.

Cindy slaps his arm.

BOBBY:

Yeah, I got that ass. Tore it up!

CINDY:

Bobby! Did you hear anything I said?

BOBBY:

Yeah, sure, can you make me a

sandwich? I'm a little hungry.

INT. CINDY'S LIVING ROOM ' NIGHT

The phone rings. Shorty answers it.

SHORTY:

Hello? What? No way!

Shorty hangs up. Turns to the kids.

SHORTY (CONT'D)

Hey everybody, they found Tanya

hanging from the goal post.

PARTY GOER #1

Hey lets go check it out before

they cut her down!

PARTY GOER #2

Yeah, maybe she's not wearing underwear!

Last on gets sloppy seconds.

The party cheers. All the guys exit the party, leaving

Shorty alone.

EXT. CINDY'S HOUSE ' NIGHT

All the guys rush to their cars.

INT. CINDY'S BEDROOM ' NIGHT

Bobby and Cindy are getting dressed. Bobby sits closest to

the door.

CINDY:

Bobby, where were you tonight?

BOBBY:

Huh?

CINDY:

I was just curious. What took you

so long to get here?

BOBBY:

Why so curious?

CINDY:

Well, I just thought it would fit

the 90's horror clich' if you

turn out to be the killer.

BOBBY:

You think I killed Buffy and Greg?

CINDY:

Buffy and Greg are dead?

BOBBY:

I thought you knew.

The door behind Bobby opens. The killer appears.

CINDY:

Bobby! Look out! He's behind you!

Bobby turns. It's too late. The killer stabs him

repeatedly.

Bobby turns to Cindy, his shirt bloodied, he's holding a

bottle of ketchup in his hand.

CINDY (CONT'D)

Oh my God! Bobby no!!!

Bobby falls dead.

Killer wipes his knife. Goes after Cindy.

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