Schizo Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1976
- 109 min
- 108 Views
I wouldn't ask him
that question if I were you.
You've been talking to my beloved.
He doesn't need to, dear, he's got eyes.
Come on, don't start an argument.
I wouldn't dream of it.
Mmm--
Mind you, the family's been in carpets
for three generations.
Oh, thank you.
'Course he went to London
and of course I helped him start.
He wanted to--
Richard, I'm sure Bob and Sally
already know the family history.
Really, I do think we should get--
Oh, just the man I want to see.
(phone ringing)
(man) Hello? Hello?
Who would you like to speak to?
Speaking.
(continues in foreign language)
Who gave you permission to move that?
You didn't seriously imagine
you were going to walk
into a banqueting suite
dressed like that, did you?
I don't know what the agency's coming to--
Mary, would you open the door, please?
(men whispering in foreign language)
Could this be for you?
Come along now, everybody,
gather 'round, gather 'round,
they're going to have the cake.
This is your day.
Oh, no--
Is the photographer there?
Has anybody seen the photographer?
Samantha, come along,
dear, and Alan-- that's right.
Mrs. Falconer,
you shouldn't have done this.
Nonsense, dear.
If I had had my way,
it would have been
church bells and choirboys.
Have you got them both in there?
Thank you, thank you very much.
All right, now where's the knife?
Hold it still.
(camera clicks)
Ugh!
(screams)
I'm terribly sorry, Madam.
I'll get another one.
I'll get another one.
I'm terribly sorry.
That's disgusting.
Tanya!
Take that to the Falconer party-- now!
(crowd murmuring)
Now, Edna, don't upset yourself.
I tell you, I'll get to the bottom of this.
(murmuring continues)
What's the matter?
It's so hot in here.
I'm just going outside for a minute.
(door creaking)
Well, thank God that's over.
Oh, yes.
Oh--
Here, I'll put those in water.
Thanks, darling.
Your mother's not gonna come round
with pieces of wedding cake, is she?
I'll go and lock the door.
(sighs)
You look terrible.
How can I look terrible?
I'm a radiant bride.
(laughs)
Well, you look radiantly terrible.
(chuckles)
I'll get some coffee.
Oh, lovely.
(clock chiming 8:00)
(clock ticking)
(phone ringing, Samantha gasps)
Hello?
(man on phone) Jean?
Is that you, Jean?
Who is this?
Did you get my present?
I left it by the wedding cake
for you, Jean.
I've got a lot more presents for you, Jean.
Look, I don't know who you are
but if you phone me again
I'm gonna call the police!
Who was that-- Mother?
No, no, just some nutcase.
Obscene?
No such luck.
Come on, let's go to bed.
(laughs)
Are you coming?
Alan?
Has Mrs. Wallace been in today?
No, it's Friday.
That's funny, everything
seems to be moved 'round.
(clock chiming 10:00)
Sam?
Hmm?
You'd tell me if anything
were wrong, wouldn't you?
Yes, of course, like a shot.
Good.
(screams)
What have you done?
Look!
Oh, my God.
Is it dead?
(sighs)
It was never alive.
(scoffs)
Made in Hong Kong.
Oh. . .
(laughing)
I didn't do it, I promise you.
It must have been Mrs. Wallace,
Christ knows why.
(Samantha gasps)
What is it?
"The old jokes are always the best.
Love, Beth. "
Here, hold that.
(both laugh)
Dear God.
Ooh. . .
I don't think we need that anymore, eh?
(laughs)
(clock chiming)
Mmm. . .
I'll be late tonight.
Oh, okay.
You got anything planned today?
No, not really.
I might do some shopping.
Well, two more weeks, then we'll be away.
Mm-hmm.
The sun will do you good.
Bye.
(sighs)
(water running)
(man on radio) The former Turkish
Prime Minister, Mr. Ecevit,
escaped an assassination attempt
when a man pointed a loaded pistol at him
in a New York hotel last night.
Security men knocked
the gunman to the ground
before he could fire.
He was later identified
as a 40-year-old Greek.
Education officials at Tameside
in Greater Manchester
today start the process
of selecting candidates
for grammar schools after yesterday's--
Alan?
There are 240 places available
next term and 800 candidates.
The council's director of education--
Are you there, Alan?
--contact all primary school headmasters
so that a team of senior teachers
can consider the children's school records
over the past three years.
The selection for grammar school places
will be based on these,
Former Japanese prime minister, Mr. Tanaka,
has been arrested--
Alan?
He's resigned from his party,
in which he's still a powerful figure.
In northern Ireland,
a soldier who was hit by a sniper's bullet
in Londonderry last night
is said to be seriously injured.
He was shot in the back
when his patrol was
in the Creggan of the city.
He has been flown to Belfast for treatment.
A fairgrounds proprietor was
stabbed to death last night--
(door creaking)
(clock ticking)
(tapping)
Good morning. (gasps)
How'd the wedding go?
Fine, thank you, fine.
This mop always gets stuck in there,
the handle's too long.
Was it a pleasant reception?
Yes, yes.
You know, I had every intention
of coming, Miss Gray.
Oh, I'm sorry--Mrs. Falconer.
But at 2:
00what should happen?A ring from Mr. Devon from the Brotherhood.
What could I do?
I had to drop everything.
You know, you should dry yourself,
you'll catch cold.
Have you been upstairs yet?
Upstairs?
I haven't been upstairs,
I've only just got here.
Someone was upstairs.
Ah-- you've begun to see them at last.
What?
The shapes.
I knew you would eventually.
Believe me, I was amazed
when I first came to work here.
I mean, it's not an old house
and yet it's so full of spirits.
It was no spirit I saw upstairs.
I keep meaning to ask Mr. Falconer
if I can bring my daughter here.
She's so receptive.
My friend has a sense of humour.
(chimes on loudspeaker)
(woman) We'd like to draw your attention
to today's special offers,
which are our own brand
instant coffee, 47P and
New Zealand rashers, 19P.
(music playing)
(man) Samantha.
Samantha.
Samantha!
(echoes) Samantha!
(cleaver pounding)
(pounding echoes)
(sound fades)
(distorted chiming)
(echoing) Samantha--
(voices overlapping and echoing)
Excuse me, Miss?
(echoing voices and distorted sounds)
You've got to help me,
you've got to help me!
What's the matter?
There's a man, he's following me,
he's going to, he--
Sorry, love.
You don't need this, do you?
(gasping and whimpering)
Got you at last.
(groaning)
Samantha, what's the matter?
I don't know.
Didn't you hear me calling you
in the supermarket?
I was shouting my head off
and you just ignored me.
Oh, Leonard, I don't feel very well.
Let's go over to the clinic,
it's just around the corner.
You know, I was thinking
only the other day,
I really ought to see one of your shows.
Do you--got any coming up?
Well, it's all a bit in the air, actually.
If I can pacify Alan,
there is one at Wembley
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