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School Daze Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1988
- 121 min
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from the bake sale?
Enough.
I'm not going to the party.
- Where's the freaks?
- Here's to the Liberty Bowl, man.
- Couldn't get one.
- Oh, sh*t!
You've been jamming us up
since we started, man. I don't go over...
- I'm coming up.
- Four women.
- What's wrong with five?
- Come on, man.
Hold up. Listen, Half-Pint.
You got to go back out and bring in a freak.
- Two freaks.
- Yeah.
Here's $5. All this is, is a test.
And you're going to pass
with flying colours.
I want you to take that $5 US currency...
and go to the pet shop, get yourself a kitten.
Put it in a cage and mark it "P*ssy."
Give it to Dean Big Brother Almighty
and say, "Pass the p*ssy."
- Pass the p*ssy
- Meow
Pass the p*ssy
That's what you got to do
Pass the p*ssy
It won't work.
Pass the p*ssy, pass the p*ssy
The word is "excuse me."
Nobody told you to stand in the hall, either.
- Excuse me.
- That's better, Miss Thing.
It's not real.
- Say what?
- You heard.
It ain't even real.
You wish you had hair like this.
Girl, you know you weren't even born
with blue eyes.
That's right. Blue contact lenses.
- You're just jealous.
- Right.
Jealous?
Rachel, I've been watching you
look at Julian. You're not slick.
- Lf that was true, he wasn't much to look at.
- Tell her, Rachel.
- Pickaninny.
- Barbie doll.
- High-yellow heifer.
- Tar baby.
- Wannabe white.
- Jigaboo.
- Don't start.
Re-Re, open up!
Talking about good and bad hair
Whether you're dark or you're fair
So you can go on and swear
See if I care
Good and bad hair
Don't you wish you had hair like this
Then the boys would give you a kiss
Then you're gonna see what you missed
If a fly should land on your head
Then I'm sure he'd break all his legs
'Cause you got so much grease up there
Dear, is that a weave that you wear?
Well, you got cockleburs
Standing all over your head
Well, you got sandy spurs
Rather have mine instead
You're just a jigaboo
Trying to find something to do
Well, you're a wannabe
Wanna be better than me
Bad hair's only good for one thing
If you get a lick, back it'll spring
Can't you, don't your hair stand on high?
Can't you comb it and don't you try?
Don't you know my hair is so strong
It can break the teeth out the comb?
I don't have to put up at night
What you have to keep out of sight
Well, you got cockleburs
Standing all over your hair
Well, you got sandy spurs
You rather have mine instead
You're just a jigaboo
Trying to find something to do
Well, you're a wannabe
Wanna be better than me
Yeah?
Get off.
- Stop it!
- Honey.
Get out!
Get out of here, Miriam!
- All right.
- I'll get you, Rachel.
Move out of my way.
Oh, my hair!
Go, girl.
You better dance, girl.
Sharon! Knock her down.
- Knock her down.
- You better get out of my face, girl.
- Knock her down.
- You gotta hold her back.
Don't worry.
You better point that somewhere else.
Jigs!
Jigs!
Hey, get off me!
- Get off!
- What are you doing?
Watch it!
- Get out of here!
- What do you think you're doing?
- Get back.
- You better learn how to control your girl.
I'm not playing with you, Rachel.
Heifer.
Jigaboo.
Your hair ain't no longer than
So you'll never fling it all back
You afraid to walk in the rain
Oh, what a shame
Who's to blame?
Don't you ever worry about that
'Cause I don't mind being black
- Don't try it
- Go on with your old mixed-up head
Well, you got nappy hair
Nappy's all right with me
My hair is straight, you see
Your soul's crooked as can be
Look who's getting new today
Look anywhere you please
Not at that kitchen of yours
Mind now what you say
Talking about good and bad hair
Whether you're dark or you're fair
Go on and swear
See if I care
Good and bad hair
Talking about good and bad hair
Whether you're dark or you're fair
Go on and swear
See if I care
Good and bad hair
Talking about good and bad hair
Whether you're dark or you're fair
Go on and swear
See if I care
Good and bad hair
Go on and swear
See if I care
Good and bad hair
Go on and swear
See if I care
Good and bad hair
Go on and swear
See if I care
Good and bad hair
- Watch it.
- I will.
Wake up!
Move! Move! Move!
Gammites!
Greetings to the elite Big Brothers...
of Gamma Phi Gamma
Fraternity Incorporated...
Alpha Chapter!
Oh, sh*t!
Most honourable Big Brothers,
we only beg for your forgiveness!
Enough!
Now, what we have here...
- That's right.
- Get on with this.
Now, I motion for the death penalty.
That'll work.
The Chair, having recognised Dr Feelgood,
without objection the motion is carried.
- Grill.
Death will be too good
for these offenders of the law.
- Brothers?
- Yes, sir.
Let's make the streets safe to walk again.
- Here, here.
- For the women and chilluns.
See, we're gonna have to make a decision...
between the gas chamber,
the electric chair...
or death by goddamn lethal injection.
- You're guilty of eight counts of treason.
- Like a big b*tch.
Guilty of eight counts of conspiracy.
I know you conspired.
Having been found guilty as charged...
I hereby sentence you to meet...
- Oh, no, Big Brother Almighty, no!
- No, no.
Big Bertha!
Be still! Lights out!
- What the f*** is this?
- Drop your sweats!
- Move. Let's go.
- Look at them drawers.
Bend over...
and assume the position.
In other words, knock it out of here, yeah!
Play ball!
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
You like me. You like me.
That's right. Yeah. That's right.
Fathers, forgive us for we have sinned.
Make my funk the P. Funk
"There's nothing to fear but fear itself."
Fear this. Fear this.
- Miss Jane Diva's gonna get it.
- Yeah.
Isn't she on the Gamma court?
Not only is she on the court,
she is the queen.
Rachel, what are you doing?
If we don't leave now, we're not gonna get
a seat at the coronation.
That's right, Rachel. Let's go.
You can study later.
- I'm not going.
- Well, I suppose Dap isn't going, either.
Now, you know
that has nothing to do with it.
Spare me, Rachel.
Rachel, you haven't seen anybody else
since freshman year.
Don't you ever feel like seeing other guys,
like having other relationships?
- No.
- Yes, you do, Rachel.
No, I don't.
Come on. Listen, Dap's a good guy.
I like him.
One of the more positive brothers
on this campus, right, Lizzie?
That's right.
But I bet you he's snaking.
He can't help it. He's a man.
It's their nature.
- Are you coming or not, Rachel?
- No, I'm not going.
- Come on, Doris.
- You are tired.
She's tired, man. She put the "T" in tired.
And that's all somebody would have to do...
to get a bus and put a sign on it that says:
"All the fried chicken you want."
And you know black folks
would be on that bus in a hurry.
Or, "All the drugs you want."
Or, "All the alcohol you want."
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