Schuh des Manitu, Der Page #3

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Allright, boss!

I'm warning you! When you go to the

restroom, you'll better sit down!

One Four Harlots!

How do the eyes get in the cheese?

Hiya.

You must be Ranger!

The man with the southern dialect.

Friend of the Indians. Founder of

"mothers against fire arrows".

What brings you to this godforsaken lands?

Does someone named Uschi work here?

Oh yeah!

Hi!

Hello, you!

I ask you

and all the the other men, too.

Is it true that I'm driving you crazy?

Come on, tell me, sugar boys.

And what you get is what you see,

you can't help, you must fall for me.

What's in your hardest dreams,

I go for...

It's the clue that me

as a good girl

wanna whip my hip like that.

You got... beautiful bells.

These are my grandma's bells.

Great!

Do you have a needle and

some thread by chance?

Oh! Yes. Of course.

Here you go!

Well, now you're here.

Yes!

Yes! Well, then I can leave again.

No, don't go.

I am... actually here

for the treasure map.

Oh god!

You do have a part

of the map, right?

Could you undo my choker?

Yes, sure!

Don't talk about the map!

Come again?

Do not talk about the map here!

Ok, I'll stand over there.

Abahachi already got two pieces

of the treasure map.

Dimitri, that Greek guy, has another part.

Hush!

And you have the last part.

The map is complete

and everybody will be happy.

Yes. Now I am happy, too.

Hey, you guys didn't

eavesdrop on us, did you?

Ranger, I have to make a confession.

We hold Abahachi hostage.

Wonderful, it had to come like that!

And you, my little gold fish,

will tell me your sweet secret, quick!

Where is your part of the map?

Or do you want me to

let my men loose?

Eeek!

Hands off!

She has nothing to do with all this!

Take me instead!

Ugh, ok, take her instead!

A beautiful rear can also endear.

Especially when it's about gold.

Oh, well.

So!

If you want, go get an ice cream,

and then let's get back to camp!

Then we moved cause they chased us

away from our territories.

We became backpack indians.

Originally I wanted to

go to San Francisco and be a pearl diver.

But that's teeming with earthquakes.

Do you even know what an earthquake is?

No worries, you didn't miss out.

Done, ready for the spa!

Uh-oh.

What's it?

Apollo 13 is afraid of the

road rail crossing.

How come?

His 12 brothers were all hit

by a big locomotive steam!

Only one thing can help: Ouzo!

My, Dimitri! We have to keep moving!

There is no train to be seen!

See, Apollo 13 is an intelligent mule!

Apollo 13. Have you bonkers gone?

Oh!

Come, I beg you!

Apollo 13, don't make us unhappy!

This is a really fast train.

Apollo 13! Don't always be

such a head bull! Hellas!

That might get a bit close.

Great, now we can move on!

Dismount! We'll stay here for the night.

At sunrise we move on to

Powder Rosa Ranch.

Why the heck is the light on in my hut?

But boss, that's John.

Remember, you sent him to bed.

Ah, right!

Isn't it great to come home and know:

There is someone waiting for you.

Smell of fresh coffee in the air,

crispy fried bacon, and in the distance

a wolf songs a lonely song.

Strangers in the night...

What an a**hole!

John drank from my cup!

John slept in my bed!

John put my pen in his ass!

Yes, that's John.

Did you know the Shoshones

had a folding chair?

No.

Yes!

Oh, look, the full moon!

Yes.

Back in the day at a full moon,

Abahachi and me often went for a swim.

We hid each others clothes

and laid little tracks.

He was always so emphatic.

He consoled me

when the Little Beaver was hurting me.

And what happend to your Little Beaver?

Well, Big Beaver.

Chief of the Kiowa.

Ah, I see.

Uschi?

Yes?

Can you reach my left back pocket?

Do you have a...

Yes!

Do you hear that?

Yes.

They play our song.

Yes.

Where the heck is that Ranger!

He's usually on time!

Hope he didn't get sick.

Look. There!

Yet another star shooting.

Ah, now you can make a wish.

I'd like to be an Indian.

A real skin red.

Hm.

Why? I mean, being Greek isn't bad either!

Not bad, but do you remember,

even when I was Dimitri little,

that was my big dream.

Ever since your grandpa Gray Star

picked me out of the Mississippi.

I was in that little basket.

just about to go over that big fall water!

It was close!

I was a very happy child foster.

You were not a foster child,

you were age 16 and

in the middle of puberty!

I strongly believe in it.

One day I'll be an indian.

Not riding a mule anymore

but a real horse.

Do you need a nutcracker? No?

Get up, guys! Get up!

Up, up, up!

Get up!

Jeffrey farted!

Really!

Jeffrey farted again!

Morning, guys! Everybody go pee,

and then we ride on!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Hey!

And on we go!

Jim, John! Come with me!

Damnit! Abahachi escaped!

Respect!

No outside shoes in here!

Yes! Got another one!

Hombre is really great at diving for pearls!

Get out!

Turn around!

Oops!

Jeffrey farted!

The damn lock is jammed.

Hands up!

Yes! Drop your weapon!

Feather!

This... is... the... shoe...

of... Ma-ni-tou.

The shoe of Manitou?

Oh, no.

That was easy. Hombre, you coming?

We need to get going!

Ranger!

If you think it's over,

there's a light in the darkness.

i before e except after c!

Hombre!

Do you have a last wish?

Yes, the song from the

super-perforator ad!

Yeehaw!

Come on, guys! Let's move!

There is your light!

They torch my house without asking first!

Abahachi, please pass me the knife.

Shoot. I must have forgotten it

after whittling in the Thunder valley.

Why do indians always have to whittle!

Got a problem with my hobby?

Nothing against your hobby, it's just about

the knife! These do cost money, you know!

Learn to watch for your stuff!

Your sloppiness is driving me nuts!

You are driving me nuts, too!

Come on, spit it out!

Always affairs:
"Would you like

to see my bear killer, mylady?"

Says the guy who used to play with

puppets and can't even grow a beard!

Forget the beard! You need character!

Great character, hiding women's

clothes at night!

So? I'll even admit it! At least

women do go for a swim with me!

Uschi would go for a swim

with me any time!

Ridiculous!

Would you stop it?

Till someone's crying!

Oh, you shut up!

Hellas!

Dimitri! There you are!

Hey! Wanna ride with me?

I got plenty of room!

No! I cannot ride in that!

Walk, Jacqueline.

Slow, slow! Careful!

Don't go so fast or you'll throw up again.

The shoe of Manitou!

Shortly I'll be the richest man in the West.

I could make you my woman!

But I am already a woman...?

Nice and slow, Jacqueline,

or you'll throw up again!

At this speed snail

we'll never get there!

Walk! Walk, Jacqueline!

Yes, yes, good, Jacqueline.

I've told them a thousand times

you have a sensitive stomach.

Let it all out, Jaqueline!

Not through the nose.

Honey, I'll be back in a sec.

That's what you get for

your reckless speeding!

Hombre!

Oh, you should have emptied

the ashtray in time!

Well, you'll stay here and think

about what you've done.

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