Schuh des Manitu, Der Page #4

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Jim, John! You guys come with me.

Everybody else stays here.

And pay good attention

to my future bride!

And don't give her

more cherries!

Hey, Santa!

Will you bring us a gift?

Something exciting!

Something to play with! Yes!

And chocolate! Yes!

Better have an apple instead.

No old indian

guarding the treasure?

That's unusual.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Cuckoo.

Cuckoo.

Cuckoo.

Ok, now get out.

Ok, now get out.

Can I have a bite from yours?

Mine is mealy.

Hellas, they are down there!

Do you guys see Uschi?

No. I think we'll need a plan.

Want me to distract them again?

Uh... pff... mh-mh!

Ok, I'll change clothes again!

Alarm!

Hellas y'all!

Who the heck is he?

No idea.

What's your business here?

I am Dimitri Stoubakis.

Bandit exchange from Greece;

supposed to check in with Maria Santa?

This is a dead end, boss!

They tricked us.

John? When do we

usually do lunch?

Around 12.

Jeffrey farted again!

Hush!

Ranger!

Uschi!

How did you find me?

For first time...

awesome!

Now would you stop it!

Winnetouch! I thought you were...

Hombre! Bad weeds grow tall!

Are you on our side now?

Ok, kids. You take a lunch break.

Clear!

So clear!

The coast is so clear! Yes, yes.

I'd suggest we introduce ourselves.

Dimitri Stoubakis. 30 years old.

My zodiac is virgo and

in my time free I tinker

house birds with my saw hand.

What are your hobbies?

And why can't we come?

Exactly! Who says...

you're not gonna take off

with the treasure?

What was that?

That was the sound

of Santa Maria's colt.

That's it. Cover me.

I'm going in.

My brother!

Yes?

Take care!

Ok.

Take cover.

Winnetouch!

What's it?

Cover!

Come again?

Go hide!

Ok, I'll try.

Ah!

Hello? Dang it,

is this a darkroom?

Get lost, stupid bat!

My, what it looks like here!

Like the place has

been hit by a bomb.

Thanks god the light

is off again!

Stop that!

Are you crazy?

Don't scare me like that!

Say, what do you have there?

Nothing! What are you guys doing here?

I told you to keep cover!

If it always takes you so long...

What?

Yes! Everything takes you ages!

You dwaddle! You're a slowpoke!

I am a slowpoke!

Ranger!

He has a point, others say that, too.

Hear that? He's provoking me!

For years now! I don't have to listen

to this any longer from a...

second class mouth organ player!

Why don't you just get

a hair cut before we talk?

Unbound cheek!

Why don't y'all write down what

you down like about the other?

He can't even write!

Nobody in our gang can!

I don't need to write.

I can read tracks!

Great! That's a start!

This is his only point!

"I can read tracks!"

You are such a great tracker!

I am not taking this any longer!

And you call yourself blood brother!

I've always said,

I need more time.

He wanted to be blood brothers

after only two weeks!

He probably felt like it back then.

When you're a kid you do stupid things.

Stupid things?

Did I hear "stupid things", Uschi?

I didn't pay attention...

Yes, I think he said "stupid things".

Being blood brothers is stupid? Ok!

Then we'll stop it. I quit!

Me too, let's quit!

See if I care! I don't need you!

Ok, in that case,

I'd like my toothbrush back!

Here you go! As far as I remember,

you still have my peace pipe!

Take it!

Come on, we don't need no Ranger!

Abahachi, I...

Yes, what is it?

I cannot go with you.

What, why?

Ranger and I, we...

That's exactly why we never

allowed girls in our gang!

I am so sorry!

Yes, but...

Full moon...

Swimming, hiding clothes...

And you always told me:

Abahachi, when we grow up...

And you always told me:

Abahachi, when we grow up...

But 5 feet is not grown up!

I see.

So it's the two of you now.

Well, then I don't want to...

Well...

I wish you...

I guess I'll go in alone.

I actually prefer it that way anyway.

So, where is the entrance?

Time to read some tracks!

There we go!

I got one left.

Abahachi!

It was self-defense!

You little slicky sausage.

You thought you could get away

with everything!

Hombre! Not in that tone!

I've been watching this for long enough now.

The wind has changed, buddy!

Ok, I'll bring it back.

My brother!

My brother!

You're alive?

His candy heart saved his life!

Yes, I'm alive!

He's alive?

Yes!

Hombre! Don't make yourself unhappy!

We're all a little stressed.

You've always been so good to me!

You often saved my life,

helped me with my divorces!

You allowed me to lead a comfortable

life free of worries.

Do you want to risk all that?

Give me that necklace!

Oh, that's what it's all about.

Why don't you say so. If that's all.

Woah! Crazy, isn't it?

There you are! My, I had an experience!

Sshh!

Look at that!

That's not how it's supposed to be!

Sorry!

That doesn't look too bad!

That's the end to your evil deeds!

I will never get that out!

Oh, what a dream!

This is our treasure!

My, may I wear it?

Mesdames et Messieurs... voila!

Mesdames et Messieurs... voila!

Hey, where are you going?

Faster! Faster! Come on!

Have you used such a thing before?

Yes, but a different model!

Noo!

Heads down!

How much more to go?

I can't hold it any longer! Wow!

Winnetouch!

Faster!

What is that?

I've never heard anything like that!

So beautiful.

Hellas! You came to

safe me, right?

Indians!

A classic down show,

if I am not taken mis!

Come on, let's scram!

Abahachi!

Hiya!

This time Abahachi won't escape!

No need for that!

Winnetouch, would you come please?

By Manitou! Two times Abahachi?

Hello!

Winnetouch? Give him the treasure!

My god!

What?

Gone!

You don't say!

That was so obvious!

What do you mean, "gone"?

Gone!

Abahachi lies! Kill him!

Hey, where did you get that?

Mighty Mole? Here is your gold!

Santa Maria stole it from you!

He is also the murderer of your son.

I saw it with my own eyes.

But where is Santa Maria?

Oh well, Abahachi did not murder

my son Rabid Rabbit!

But what about Hillarious Hare?

Oh, difficult.

I think I got something for you!

You look absolutely lovely, darling!

Thank you!

Yes, so do you. But you may

want to try horizontal stripes.

Really accents your figure.

I'll go get some drinks at the Prosecco store.

I'll be back in a bit.

Ok, kids, now off with...

Uschi.

Yes?

I think I know now where I belong.

Oh, Ranger!

You know, I thought...

Yes, I know! You and

Abahachi must move on!

What?

The country needs you!

No, just a sec. I meant to

say that you and me...

Both of us now and the child...

We're a family now...

Family is all well and good

But you must not shy away

from your responsibilities!

There is a blood brother

out there waiting for you!

Together you'll fight for peace,

freedom, and justice!

Found national parks!

Free the afro-american inhabitants,

out there from the shackles of slavery!

So that one day it will say

on page 1 of some history book:

This book belongs to Peter Miller,

class of Miss Sanz.

I'll do all of that, but can you

help me out of this?

Well, Ranger, would you please come...

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