Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map Page #3

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some kind of kid convention? Ha, ha!

Nope, just mystery solving.

And mysteries sure make us hungry,

right, Scoob?

- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

- Whoa.

Say, you're not one of them looking

for Gnarlybeard's treasure, are you?

Well, like, yeah, we are.

Well, I've seen many try to find the

treasure, never to be heard from again.

[BOTH GULP]

That treasure is cursed.

Cursed, I tell you. Cursed!

[SHAGGY & SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

Here's your hot dogs. Enjoy.

[SHAGGY & SCOOBY SCREAMING]

Huh. I wonder what scared them away. Huh.

Oh, well. Hot dogs.

Get your hot dogs here.

Hot dogs.

DAPHNE:

According to the map...

..."X marks the spot"

should be right around here somewhere.

Yep, but more precisely, the X is located

exactly 13 steps from the lighthouse.

- There's this creepy hot-dog guy.

- Yeah.

He said the treasure is cursed

and people disappear...

- Shaggy, we don't have time for that now.

- But... But... But...

But nothing.

We've gotta find "X marks the spot." Hmm.

Hey, I found something, gang.

It's a compass.

Jinkies, it's a clue.

And look. It has the initials D.E. On it.

Hmm.

Hey, everyone. I found something else.

The X is right here,

13 steps from the lighthouse.

SHAGGY:
I don't see any X here or a treasure.

SCOOBY:
Me neither.

Oh, well, can't say we didn't try.

Come on, Scoob.

Wait a minute.

Don't you remember pirate movies?

We have to dig at "X marks the spot"

to find the treasure.

[DOOR OPENS]

ALL:
Huh?

- Shh. Someone's coming. Hide.

It's the lighthouse guy.

I have a bad feeling about him.

- Let's follow him.

- And you two can start digging.

FRED:

Mm.

Shaggy, take this map till we get back.

You might need it.

But... But...

How come you and me always get stuck

doing the dirty work?

- No fair.

- I guess we better start digging, you dig?

Yeah.

- Huh?

- What is it, Scoob?

Zoinks! It really is an X. Weird.

[X BEEPING]

SCOOBY:
Huh?

- Huh? A glowing X?

- Even weirder.

- Mm-hm.

X:

Stand on ye X, be ready for flight.

Ye treasure will soon be in your sight.

A glowing, talking X?

Forget weird. This is creepy.

Mm-hm.

X:

Stand on ye X, be ready for flight.

Ye treasure will soon be in your sight.

BOTH:

Stand on ye X, be ready for flight.

Ye treasure will soon be in your sight?

[BOTH YELLING]

[BOTH YELLING]

[BOTH GRUNT]

It's a good thing this pirate ship

broke our fall, huh, Scoob?

Yeah.

Like, whoa.

Something smells totally gross.

- Really gnarly smelling.

- Mm-hm.

SHAGGY & SCOOBY:

Gnarly?

Zoinks, are you thinking

what I'm thinking, Scoob?

[SHAGGY & SCOOBY WHIMPER]

Argh!

It's the ghost of Gnarlybeard the pirate!

Argh!

[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]

He stinks!

He smells so bad! Yuck!

FRED:

Scooby!

Shaggy!

VELMA:
We have to save them.

- But that ghost ship is sailing away so fast.

That is a most accurate statement,

Daphne.

With the wind blowing at 43 miles per hour

from the southwest...

...and a steady barometer,

that ship is sailing away at 94 knots.

Total bummer, Velma.

- How are we gonna catch them?

- We need something speedy and aerodynamic.

DAPHNE:

Something like this?

FRED:

Yes, Daphne, something just like that.

A plane? Out here?

Where'd you find that?

My father. He has our planes

parked all over the world.

- That is one smart man.

- And I'm assuming you can drive?

Of course. I've been taking flying lessons

with my dad forever.

I fly his private jet all the time. Hop in.

- Okay.

- I don't know about this.

[GRUNTS]

Soon I'll have me treasure back.

[LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Quiet, you scalawags.

You're me pirate crew now.

Swab your poop deck. Hoist your mizzenmast.

Lower your anchor. Raise me expectations.

And might I add, we can give

that beard of yours a good wash too.

- Hmm?

- It really needs it.

- Argh!

- Yikes!

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[SCOOBY & SHAGGY GROANING]

Argh!

[GRUNTS]

I can see the pirate ship. They must

be heading for that island. Hold on.

[ALARM BEEPING]

Does anybody else hear beeping,

or is it just me?

DAPHNE:

Uh, the control button is beeping.

- Why is it beeping?

- Who knows? I can only fly it.

- I don't know how it works.

- Oh, brother.

Uh, now might be a good time to make sure

your seat belts are tight across your laps...

...and your seats are in

the upright position.

VELMA & FRED:

Uh-oh.

Whew. I am pooped from swabbing

the poop deck, Scoob.

- And hungry.

- Yeah.

Let's see what kind of grub they have

here in the galley.

[SCREECHING]

Ooh. I'm so hungry my stomach's growling.

[SCREECHING]

Oh! It's not my stomach that's making

all that racket, it's this creepy ghost.

[SHAGGY WHIMPERING]

[MEOWS]

SHAGGY:

What do you know? It's a stowaway kitten.

Like, what are you doing here?

- Meow.

SCOOBY & SHAGGY:
Aw.

- She likes you, Scoob.

- Nice kitty.

Well, there's no grub here on this ship.

It... Wait, what's this?

Mustard?

There's nothing here but mustard.

That's weird.

CAT:
Rawr!

BOTH:
Huh?

- Kitty?

- Like, where'd she go?

- Must have been spooked out by something.

- Uh-huh.

GNARLYBEARD:
Argh!

BOTH:
Aah!

DAPHNE:

I can't control it.

Velma, does the flight manual say

how to fix the plane?

- I haven't found anything yet.

- Ahh. Now, let me get this straight.

If we lose control of the plane,

it will plummet down...

...1000 feet into the ocean below?

- Yes.

- Got it.

- We're about to go into a nose dive.

You can find out for yourself. Hold on.

- Will do!

- Oh! I got it!

We just have to fix the power-to-weight

ratio on the crankcase...

...in connection

with the gyroscopic effect power...

...on the scramjet's pulse

detonation propeller.

- Or maybe we just press the button?

- Just press the button?

That will never work. Let me see.

- Hey, why don't you just press that button?

- Okay.

Just as I said. Yes!

- Way to go, Fredward.

- No problem.

Okay, we have good weather

and a strong tail wind.

We should be at the island in no time.

[SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

Ye two are useless.

Ye both are sentenced to walk ye plank.

SCOOBY & SHAGGY:
Gulp.

- Now.

Don't we get, like,

one last request or something?

Aye. Out with it so I can get out with you.

How about one last meal?

Aye. Fine. What will it be?

Uh, Scooby Snack would be, like,

super groovy cool, ma'am. I mean, sir.

- Scooby Snack. Yeah.

- All right.

[GRUMBLES]

Here, catch.

[SCOOBY GIBBERING]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

SCOOBY:

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Argh!

Way to go, Scoob.

Get back here and walk this plank.

Traitors. Mutineers. Poopy-heads.

Other way, Scoob. Turn around.

[SCOOBY GIGGLES]

I wonder if Scooby and Shaggy

made it here yet.

[AIR WHISTLING]

Not quite yet. In three, two, one.

[ALL GROANING]

Like, super weird running

into you guys here.

Are you guys okay?

We were so worried about you.

- We sure showed that Gnarlybeard, huh?

- Mm-hm.

He's got nothing on us.

- So, what about the map?

- Okay, he did get that.

Oh, great.

So now Gnarlybeard is going

to get to the treasure before we do.

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