Scooby-Doo! And Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery Page #4

except for the chem lab.

- That's why I came to Shandi.

- I'm the only one who has the key.

For the last few months, chemicals have gone

missing, so I keep the lab under lock and key.

No one gets in without coming to me first.

See? Empty.

Hey, is that a chemical analyzer?

Pretty smart of you, Fred.

I've got a couple at home.

Hey, do you think you can analyze this?

It's the residue from the witch's mist.

Sure. Anything for a fellow chemmy.

I don't think I've worked this hard

in, like, ho-ho, forever.

Me neither.

Hey, Mr. Catman, when do we get to eat?

After you've brought

the KISS monsters on-stage.

Monsters?

Yeah, Chip brought them over.

They're below us.

- Like, where are the stairs, man?

- Don't need them.

That must be them, Scoob.

Now, these are the kind of monsters I like.

Fake ones.

Shaggy, look.

It's KISS'S green room

where they hang out before the show.

Scoob, you hit the jackpot.

Think of all impressive people

who have been invited down here.

The pizza-delivery guy,

the sandwich-delivery guy...

...the creepy witch, the

sushi-delivery guy...

Give me rock!

Zoinks! Creepy witch.

Like, maybe she'll think

this is the real KISS and go away.

Alive!

Please go away. Please go away.

Please go away.

Are they gone?

Maybe they're waiting for us

to let our guard down.

Well, they're gonna have

to wait a long time.

Shaggy? Scooby?

Are you in there?

Like, how do they know our names?

- Shaggy.

- Velma?

Why are you not being eaten

by KISS monsters?

- KISS monsters?

- What are you talking about?

They're gone.

I can't say we don't have enough suspects.

The problem is finding a motive.

The only one who'd like the park

to shut down is Chip.

- But he doesn't seem smart enough.

- Shandi's smart enough.

I know,

but she's way too cute to be a suspect.

Mr. Goldman and the security lady

don't want the park to close.

They'll lose their jobs.

Chikara is the one

who's the most obsessed with the witch.

She talks as if she is really supernatural.

- She's not?

- No, Shaggy, she's not.

No matter what you think you've seen,

there has to be a rational explanation.

It all centers on that rock.

The so-called rock of Kissteria,

which seems to be KISS'S Detroit Rock.

You mean the one they sing about

in that song "Detroit Rock City"?

I always thought that

stood for rock 'n' roll.

I never thought of that.

I guess that works too.

Did you figure anything out?

Not yet. But if we had that rock,

we might be able to set a trap.

Then maybe it's time

we hand it over to you, darling.

I do not like this.

It's going to be fine.

How do you know?

(Dy-.

Come on, if we don't stop the witch

tonight, the park will go under.

So let's rock these kids already.

All right.

Jinkies, it's a black diamond.

The largest in the world.

That explains why the Crimson Witch has

turned this place upside down looking for it.

Now it's just a matter of setting a trap.

Yeah, so, like, who's gonna be the bait?

You are.

Scoob, how is it

that out of four ginormous superheroes...

...you and I have to do the hard part?

Just lucky I guess.

Come on, you can do it.

Yeah, we can't lure her out.

Put yourself in our shoes.

You know what? That might just help.

Dude, I figure the bigger the shoes,

the faster we'll run.

Heh-heh. Good idea, Shaggy.

Just make sure the witch sees the rock.

Fred? Daphne? You in position?

Roger that.

Just make sure you bring her our way.

Okay, then, you two, start walking.

Not a problem.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Ho-ho.

Problem.

Come on, guys, we have to get this mystery

wrapped up before the concert starts.

How does KISS walk in these things?

We want KISS! We want KISS!

I thought the concert was off.

It's on again.

KISS thinks they can nab the witch

before it starts.

Nice that someone tells me.

I only happen to be in charge

of backstage security.

Better be ready for anything, Delilah.

Those fans are gonna get

the best Halloween concert...

...that 150 bucks can buy.

Didn't KISS tell you?

They're performing for free.

Free? My heart!

And how about this?

They're even giving away T-shirts.

Where is my KISS defibrillator?

Rock of Kissteria!

Get your rock of Kissteria here!

Rare object of cosmic origin!

Dude, you been eating beef jerky again?

No, not this time.

Then she's here. Aah!

You gotta get her closer to us.

Man, these boots were a terrible idea.

Give me rock!

- It's mine.

- Now.

Okay, let's see who this

fake witch really is.

I don't remember her on the suspect list.

Agh! Fools.

The Destroyer will feast on your fear.

There she is.

Ding-dong, the witch is down.

Scratch that.

Here, Shaggy-

Thanks.

Like, somebody help us!

Whoa!

- Jeepers.

- What just happened?

The Crimson Witch ripped a hole

in the universe.

Activate the Dynasty Star Portal.

You mean the Ferris wheel?

It's actually a portal

to the cosmic realm of Kissteria.

Of course it is.

Does she have to come?

Does your eye see the future?

Then let's rip this open.

Ooh, yeah

Tonight

I wanna give it all to you

In the darkness

There's so much I wanna do

And tonight

I wanna lay it at your feet

'Cause, girl, I was made for you

And, girl, you were made for me

I was made for loving you, baby

You were made for loving me

And I can't get enough of you, baby

Can you get enough of me?

Tonight

I wanna see it in your eyes

Feel the magic

Something that drives me wild

And tonight

We're gonna make it all come true

'Cause, girl, you were made for me

And, girl, I was made for you

I was made for loving you, baby

You were made for loving me

And I can't get enough of you, baby

Can you get enough of me?

I was made for loving you, baby

You were made for loving me

And I can give it all to you, baby

Can you give it all to me?

Whoa,

I have rock!

Whoa. Where are we?

It's like KISS World but weirder,

if that's possible.

Seems like more special effects to me.

I don't know. It looks pretty real.

I'm afraid.

Come on, Daphne,

we're still in the theme park.

We've seen stranger things.

Come, Scooby gang,

we must seek the Elder.

No, these guys take the

cake of strangeness.

Happy feet again, Scoob.

Ew. It doesn't smell happy to me.

Where is everyone?

That must be her.

The Elder.

She's certainly not the Younger.

A shadow has fallen across Kissteria and

your arrival here only confirms the worst.

The Crimson Witch has the rock.

I'm afraid so. We lost her in the portal.

Then we have little time to act.

Who are they?

Earth kids.

Are they worthy?

Their hearts are pure,

their spirits strong.

- And their stomachs empty.

- Yeah, empty.

Zip it.

You children should prepare yourself.

If the Crimson Witch succeeds

in releasing the Destroyer...

...he will engulf your world

in a torrent of darkness and evil.

I'm ready, Your Majesty.

Fred, is that makeup?

It's a moon.

- Whoa! Who hit you, buddy?

- No one.

- Looks like a black eye.

- It's not.

Nice shiner.

It's a moon.

Please, you seem like a nice boy.

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