Scooby-Doo! And Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery Page #5

Go stand with your friends.

Fred, are you trying to impress me?

No. It's just that, well,

you've been hanging all over Starface.

- Have not.

- Have so.

- Have not.

- Have so.

- Have not.

- Guys, guys.

You've gotta stop this.

If we're ever going to finish

this cosmic boondoggle...

...and get back to solving the real

mystery, we need to act like a team.

All of us.

Even these weirdos.

The sarcastic girl speaks the truth.

Only together will you have the power

and skills needed to defeat the Destroyer.

Starchild, do you mind if I ask

where you get your super powers from?

Rock 'n' roll.

It powers everything in Kissteria.

I don't know. Maybe I can find

friends with normal interests.

Be careful with that bass.

Because it's made from alien technology?

Because it costs more than your house.

Excuse me, Mr. Demon,

is it rock 'n' roll...

...that makes you breathe fire?

- No.

- Then what does? Tamales?

- No.

- Hot peppers?

- No.

- Chimichanga sauce?

- No.

You might as well tell them, Demon,

before we get another grocery list.

The secret to breathing fire

is to swallow your fears.

- Fears?

- Like, I didn't know you could eat those.

Swallow them up, hold them inside...

...and force them out as demon fire.

Talk about your acid reflux.

There it is, the tomb of the Destroyer.

And there's the witch.

You shouldn't have brought them here,

KISS.

They will surely never leave Kissteria...

...alive!

I'll go after her myself.

You guys stay and protect the kids.

Great, more babysitting.

This is one heck of a

theme-park attraction.

No.

Dead end.

Like, have you been swallowing your fears,

Scooby-Doo?

Yeah. Lots of them.

Good, then let them rip.

Well done, pathetic scum.

Thanks, Mr. Demon.

We think?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

It's over, Crimson Witch.

I'll be taking back the rock of Kissteria.

Rock, Starchild?

Why settle for the rock,

when you can have the whole mountain?

Arise, Destroyer!

Yo, witchy-poo.

I'm not done yet.

Such arrogance.

You can't defeat me alone.

Just watch me.

Yes!

Dude, I hope that's my stomach rumbling.

No, look.

You're too late. Ha-ha-ha!

I go now to watch the destruction

of your beloved Earth.

Farewell, fools.

Nice work stopping the witch.

I couldn't beat her on my own.

You know, the Elder said that the only way

to stop whatever's happening here...

...is with teamwork, right?

- Right.

- Really?

Yeah. As much as I hate to admit it,

we need to work together.

Hey, Starchild said

that rock 'n' roll powers everything here.

And it was music that created

the rock of Kissteria in the first place.

So if we create massive music...

Our kind of music...

We'll overload the Destroyer.

Yeah. You guys just need

to make too much rock 'n' roll.

Too much rock 'n' roll?

Ain't no such thing.

Look, you're KISS.

If anyone can make too much rock 'n' roll,

it's you.

Then we'll head back to KISS World

and start the concert...

...while you guys distract the Destroyer.

How will we do that?

With this.

Wow, neat.

We call it the KISS Kraft.

We have a van

that we call the Mystery Machine.

That's cool, Frank,

but we're running out of time.

It's Fred.

Quick, get in the KISS car.

KISS Kraft.

Come on.

WhoopsY!

You really need to lay off

the Scooby Snacks.

Grr.

Like, how did I get out here?

Yes.

Freedom is mine!

We want KISS!

We want KISS! We want KISS!

We want KISS!

We want KISS! We want KISS!

I know the fans want to get in,

but I haven't heard from KISS yet.

- Where are they...?

- We're here, Goldman.

Open the gates and let the army in.

We need to rock 'n' roll.

Ha-ha-ha. Yes.

Free at last.

Free to destroy.

Free to swallow the Earth in evil.

Not so fast, Destroyer.

Out of my way, insolent flea.

Whoa, he is really big.

Make us, bucket head.

All right, KISS World!

You wanted the best, and you got it.

The hottest band in the world...

...KISS!

I hate music!

I feel uptight on Saturday night

Nine 0' clock, the radio's the only light

I hear my song and it pulls me through

Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do

I got to

- Get up

- Everybody's gonna move their feet

- Get down

- Everybody's gonna leave their seat

You gotta lose your mind

In Detroit Rock City

- Get up

- Everybody's gonna move their feet

- Get down

- Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Heads up.

Moving fast, down 95

Like, step on it, Fred!

Hit top speed

But I'm still moving much too slow

I feel so good, I'm so alive

I hear my song playing on the radio

And it goes

- Get up

- Everybody's gonna move their feet

- Get down

- Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock

Curse you, KISS!

There's a truck ahead

Lights staring at my eyes

Aah!

My God, no time to turn

I got to laugh because I know I'm gonna die

Why

- Get up

- Everybody's gonna move their feet

- Get up

- Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Shaggy, Scooby, are you awake?

I think they're coming around.

Like, what happened?

- Yeah, what happened?

- You passed out.

I guess at some point,

we all passed out and woke up here.

We just got a report on the residue.

It seems our Crimson Witch

is more of a chemical witch.

Her witch haze is really a gas that messes

with your senses and creates illusions.

You mean to tell me...

It was all a figment of our imaginations.

Whoa, that's deep.

Yeah, deep.

But what about the Destroyer

and the cosmic realm?

Yeah, the cosmic realm.

It never happened.

We all had what you call

a mass hallucination.

Then who has the rock of Kissteria?

Yeah, the rock of Kissteria.

Dude, seriously? After everything I say?

Sorry, Shaggy-

The Crimson Witch has it, but not for long.

We figured out where she stashed it.

If there's room for you two in here,

there's certainly room for a black diamond.

Give me rock!

Give me...

Rock.

We get it.

Look, she hid gas dispensers in her cape.

And here's the magnetic repulsor-field belt

she used for flying.

Ooh.

Quest Research Laboratories.

Good stuff.

All stolen from her previous employer.

Thanks, Starchild.

KISS has been on witch watch

ever since we passed out.

So, like, who's the witch?

I thought you'd have guessed

when we opened her locker, Shaggy.

She's Delilah Domino, the head of security.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

Delilah. I knew it.

I didn't really know it,

but, you know, I like to be smart.

I'm the boss.

- Curious. I didn't see that coming.

- How did you know?

When Delilah mentioned that she worked

for a government defense company...

...we did some research.

Turns out, they specialized in lasers.

So?

- Lasers that use black diamonds, guys.

- She was hoping to steal it from here...

...and sell it to a competing defense company

since she was fired from the last one.

She was also the one stealing your

chemicals, so she could make her witch gas.

As head of security, she would've

had another keycard to your lab.

And while everyone was watching the concert,

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