Scooby-Doo! And WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon Page #3

on my hands. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, Triple H.

Fred, Daphne.

Do you know my wife,

Stephanie?

Just by reputation.

Daughter of Mr. McMahon

and a champion in the ring

and the business world.

Also known as

the Billion Dollar Princess.

Really? That's great.

I like your friends, Hunter.

And I love those

classic Takemotos.

Thanks. Fashion

for the girl of action.

Daddy bought them.

A generous father.

Looks like we have

that in common, too.

We're actually

helping your dad

on this demon case.

What do you know

about the demon?

Only that he'd better not get

on Hunter's bad side.

If he knows

what's good for him.

Stephanie, I thought

we decided you weren't

going to compete

because you had

too much work to do.

And I told you

I can think up Muscle Moto X,

plan it and win it.

No, Stephanie.

You're doing too much,

and that's not safe.

-You're out.

-But I'm Hunter's

racing partner.

Scooby, Scooby, Scooby,

Scooby, Scooby!

-Like...

-(EL TORITO GROWLS)

Ole! (LAUGHING)

I'm sure I can find

someone else.

You can't be serious.

Ladies and gentlemen,

dinner is now being served.

(CHEERING)

I think I'm suddenly

allergic to dogs.

Don't worry, honey.

He can't take me out

of the race that easily.

SHAGGY:
Like, Scooby-Doo,

do you know what you could buy

with a million dollars?

A pepperoni pizza

every day for every meal

for the rest of your life!

Extra-large?

Extra, extra-large.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

So,

the show goes on

without a hitch, huh?

Why, of course it does.

It figures.

Y'all better watch yourself.

It's more than that demon

that got old Dusty.

It's the curse.

You can wrestle one,

but the other's

the devil's work.

Don't expect this guy to care,

no matter how

dangerous it gets.

Dusty!

Hmm, Mr. Rhodes

sure seems to have

an ax to grind.

He wanted the prize money

for his family.

I understand the feeling.

'Cause I guess I'm out, too.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Let's not be hasty!

I'm sure there's

something we can do.

(WHISPERING)

He's good for five points

in the ratings.

We need him.

You know who'd make

great teammates

for Undertaker?

Skinny Man and Dead Meat.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

-Stephanie...

-That's brilliant!

Teaming Undertaker

with a teenager and a dog

makes him an underdog.

And people love underdogs.

And dogs! It's a win-win.

Yeah. A win-win.

You can thank me later.

(GROANS)

Skinny Man and Dead Meat.

How would you like to race

in Muscle Moto X with...

The Undertaker

as your partner?

(STAMMERING) Partners?

With the Undertaker?

I'm so scared and happy.

-Uh-huh. "Scappy."

-(CHUCKLES)

(EXCLAIMS)

-But what if the demon

comes back?

-(GASPS)

Like a nightmare.

(SHIVERING)

There can only be

one nightmare in this race,

and that's me.

Rest assured,

if the demon appears again,

I'll make sure

it's his last ride.

Let's join forces

and win this race.

What do you say?

One nightmare

canceling the other

is, like, a dream come true.

Here's to Team Taker.

Team Taker. (CHUCKLES)

(BOTH LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)

Ah, come on.

$300 for one darn textbook?

What's up, Earl?

(SIGHS) My kids are going

to college, but I'm the one

who's getting an education.

Everyone, this is Big Earl.

He customized all the cars,

including the Legendmobile.

Cool.

So where's my little beast?

I warn you, Undertaker.

She ain't pretty.

It caught fire

before we dug her out.

Gas line must've tore.

About all that's left

is your steering wheel here.

And, lo, the Legendmobile

sheds its mortal coil.

Rust

in

peace.

(SIGHS) Like, I guess,

we can't race after all.

You know, I could

give you a hand, Big Earl.

I've discovered

I like wrenching,

as, uh, we car guys say.

Mmm, okay.

You wanna help, that's great.

But I'm a mechanic,

not a miracle worker.

How are we gonna

make something

that runs outta this?

I have an idea.

Go get some rest

and I promise we'll have

something by morning.

You guys work your magic.

If you build it,

I will drive it.

Hey, what's all this powder?

Uh, who knows?

Washing day for my coveralls

don't come round

but twice a year.

(SNIFFS) Hmm,

it's not brimstone.

I think it's talcum powder.

Oh, yeah.

It's from replacing an

airbag in one of the cars.

Do that a lot.

They have powder

in 'em to keep 'em

from getting bunched up.

Like, man, if any race

needs airbags, it's this one.

Come on, Hunter, it's late.

And we still need to get

our pre-race manicures.

Manicures?

You're welcome to join us.

After all, beautiful nails

lead to a happier life.

I know, right?

-Really?

-Yes, really.

Come on, kid.

Let's see what you got.

Oh, boy!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

MICHAEL:
Welcome,

WWE fans all across the world

to the first leg

of the Muscle Moto X

Off Road Challenge.

(CHEERING)

Moments from now,

your favorite WWE Superstars

will charge forward

into the fearsome

Deadwood Forest.

Our sky drone cameras are

ready to cover all the action.

Each Superstar team

starts in the order

of their time-trial finish,

and the team that wins today

-gets a 30-second

head start in leg two...

-Ugh.

...bringing them

that much closer

to the $1 million prize.

(INHALING DEEPLY)

(EXCLAIMING)

(SCOFFS)

And this just in.

A last-minute change

in the line-up.

The Undertaker teams with

Skinny Man and Dead Meat.

It's team Taker

in the Scoobanator.

(CHEERING)

(SLEEPILY) You'll love

the new modifications.

We bored it, rocked it,

and then we... (SNORING)

Dropped it hot!

Huh, I'm on no sleep.

I appreciate

the effort and all,

but isn't this a food truck?

Yeah. It's like having

a drive-thru window

drive with you.

Remember, Undertaker...

-Come on, Fred. Let's go.

-What?

Oh, yeah.

If you want more speed,

be sure to press the...

(SIGHS)

(SNORES)

Hey, wait! Press the what?

Okay, folks.

They're all lined up.

Powerful, high-tech engines

are humming.

Pulses are pounding,

excitement is building,

tensions are rising.

With $1 million up for grabs,

these WWE Superstars

will pull no punches

to win it all.

Who will taste victory?

Who will suffer defeat?

It's anyone's game, folks.

And they're off!

Aw!

-(ENGINE SPLUTTERING)

-Huh?

Move, beast! Ugh!

This racing roach-coach

is more like a dead weight.

Yeah. Look on the bright side.

Oh, man!

These are great seats

to watch you race.

Go, Undertaker!

(GROANS)

MICHAEL:
Looks like

Team Taker's sandwich

can't cut the mustard,

but the rest

of our competitors

are rocking it off-road

and into the Deadwood Forest.

Let's get a closer look.

It's your eye in the sky,

the man who can fly,

Kofi Kingston,

reporting to you

from above the action.

Looks like The Authority is

wasting no time in showing

the others who's boss...

(ALARM BLARING)

...and the Moscow Express is

the first competitor to take

battle damage in today's race.

But don't count

Team Russia out yet.

Rusev fix.

Da! I will drive.

KOFI:
Each competitor is

equipped with magnetic boots

and tools to make repairs

on the go.

Magnetic boots?

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