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like, less fighty?

And more foody?

(SCOFFS) Who's "Too Awesome"

now? Not you.

-(GRUMBLING)

-(CHUCKLES)

Kidding about the borscht!

Grammy Gram makes

it every leap year.

(WHISPERS) Does anyone else

want to trade partners?

Anyone at all?

And so, one turns

against the other.

Brothers against sisters.

Divisions in the ranks.

Trust me, boys,

the curse of the demon

is only starting.

I thought tonight we could

go over some clues,

that is, if Fred ever

emerges from his coma.

I didn't take your doll.

Huh? Oh. What?

Actually, Stephanie wanted

to talk to me this evening

about employment opportunities

with the WWE.

-To do what?

-Wrestle-wear designer.

She thinks I have

a natural gift for spandex.

Far be it from me to interfere

with the baroness'

big business plans.

Mmm, I don't know why

you're so judgmental

about Stephanie.

She's really sweet.

She even said

nice things about you.

Like what?

Well, she thought

you'd make a great Superstar.

She said you're just the type

fans love to see get slammed.

It was a compliment.

Are you ready, Daphne?

(SIGHS) You don't know

how ready.

(UNDERTAKER SNORING)

-Shaggy. Donut me.

-One donut coming up.

(CHUCKLES) Zoinks.

Is it Inferno?

Worse. We are out of snacks.

Like, I can't sleep on

a partially empty stomach.

-Can you?

-Uh-uh.

BOTH:
The Scoobanator!

(GIGGLING)

Dude. Check it out.

Enchiladas with tuna fish,

yogurt and chocolate sauce.

And fried onions.

Good thing I made two.

(CHUCKLES)

(METAL CLANKS)

Scooby-Doo.

-Did you just clank?

-Uh-uh.

-Not me.

-(TEETH CHATTERING)

-(GASPS)

-Inferno!

Inferno! (WHIMPERS)

You will pay

for your meddling.

Like, how about we leave now

and pay later?

(YELLING NERVOUSLY)

(SNARLING)

(SNARLING)

-Yikes!

-(YELLS NERVOUSLY)

Who's awesome? I'm awesome.

Who's awesome? I'm awesome.

Who's awesome? I'm awesome.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

Strangely enough,

I've been monster-mauled

on a midnight jog before.

But this time,

I'm doing the mauling.

(I CAME TO PLAY PLAYING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-Yay!

-Yay!

(GRUNTS)

(SNARLING)

-Huh?

-Huh?

(SNARLING)

BOTH:
Ooh. Cool!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

The demon.

-The Miz has him!

-Go, Miz!

(GROANING)

(HISSING)

(SCREAMING)

None can defeat Inferno.

Your fate will soon be sealed.

(ALL GASP)

(COUGHING)

Gone again.

He overpowered my awesome

Figure Four Leglock?

Oh, no. Could it be that

the curse of Inferno

is making you lose

your awesome?

(GASPS) I...

I can lose my awesome?

Like we lost our appetites.

What I'd like to know is

what Inferno was doing

here in the first place.

-(METAL CLANGS)

-(CLICKING)

The only damage I could find

was that the Company Car's

oil line was cut.

Without oil, the engine

would have seized up

for sure during the race.

Hmm.

What about the other cars?

They all checked out okay.

Great work, guys.

You stopped the demon

before it could sabotage

the other cars.

-We did?

-We did?

BOTH:
Oh, we did.

Look! Here's more

of that talcum powder.

I can tell you

where that came from.

Our airbags.

I checked them out

this afternoon,

right after the race.

Gotta protect

my precious cargo.

He left a track.

Ew! Someone needs a pedicure.

Stephanie, I wish

you'd reconsider this.

There's a good chance

Inferno might attack tomorrow.

Well, I hope he does,

because tomorrow, I'm driving.

(ENGINES REVVING)

Welcome to Race Two

of the Muscle Moto X

Off Road Challenge.

We're calling it

the Spire Lake Sprint.

The Authority won

the first race, so they get

a 30-second head start.

(HORN BLARES)

STEPHANIE:
So long, suckers!

(GRUMBLING)

While we're waiting,

let's go to Kofi Kingston.

Lana's with Paige

in Too Awesome.

While the Miz joins Rusev

in the Moscow Express.

(SNARLING)

Really?

I love our girl power team-up.

Yeah. I can feel

your enthusiasm.

I can't wait to see

how these new teams turn out.

And there they go!

-Hmm, that's strange.

-What?

Mr. McMahon is leaving.

You'd think he'd stay

to watch what happens.

MICHAEL:
To overcome

yesterday's last-place finish,

Sheamus, Goldust and Stardust

will have to work together.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

How we wonder where you are.

-(BLOWS)

-Ugh!

How about you two mad weirdos

get out of my head

and into our competitors'...

(GASPS)

Dead creepy the way

those two fellas do that.

MICHAEL:
The road to victory

is a bumpy ride,

but it looks like

our Superstars are

running out of road.

Where are they going?

They're headed

toward that cliff.

Oh, my. You can lead

these horses to water,

but you can't make them sink.

Because these Superstars

can drive on water.

When we named it

the Muscle Moto X

Off Road Challenge,

we weren't kidding, folks.

Like, good thing

these come with floaties.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

MICHAEL:
Look at 'em

hit the drink,

like steel leviathans

thirsty for victory.

KOFI:
That's right, Michael.

And while The Authority held

the advantage on land,

Team Taker is closing the gap

on the water.

The Spire Lake Sprint

could be a real game-changer

for these Superstars.

-Mas rapido.

-Go for it, Torito!

I had my doubts about

this partnership, Rusev,

but look at us.

We're doing great!

You driving and me

being awesome.

Little man talk too much.

Step on it! Cut your turns

closer and pass.

Hey! Are you holding back

so Rusev can win?

Ha! Yes!

For the glory

of Mother Russia,

I will make sure

Rusev is champion.

You two-faced... (GASPS)

Huh?

Oh, my!

He's back, folks.

The demon from the deep.

And now our Superstars

are in hot water!

KOFI:
You said it, Michael.

Inferno set the last race

on fire.

No doubt he'll bring

this water race to a boil.

Wow!

-BOTH:
(SHIVERING) Inferno!

-(INFERNO GROWLING)

MICHAEL:
This Demon Rig

is unstoppable!

KOFI:
It's after

the Celtic Cruiser.

(LAUGHS) The Demon Rig.

Bit of nice machinery there.

Got nothing on

the Celtic Cruiser, though.

(SNARLING)

-MICHAEL:
What power!

-(SCREAMING)

The Celtic Cruiser flung

like a flaccid flapjack.

Argh! I swear,

by me sainted mother,

one way or another,

I'm gonna beat that Inferno.

KOFI:
It'll take more

than that to knock down

the Celtic Warrior.

But what about

the Too Awesome?

And the Pamplona Especial?

Ah!

Such power.

With demon vehicle,

victory would be assured.

Could you please stop

admiring the thing that's

smashing us to pieces?

Lana!

I save you!

No, no, no.

What are you doing?

You're going the wrong way.

MICHAEL:
Rusev just sacrificed

his third-place position.

KOFI:
Which saved Lana

and Paige from certain doom.

Now that's a Superstar.

(GROWLING)

MICHAEL:
Oh, no. Inferno

is gaining on the leaders now.

The demon is after

the Company Car.

(GASPS)

Keep driving, Steph.

It's time for me to do

what's best for business.

You wanna play games?

(YELLING)

I am The Game.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Triple H has a score

to settle, Michael.

He leaves Stephanie

to face his demon, literally.

MICHAEL:
The King of Kings

versus the demon of the derby.

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