Scooby-Doo! And WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon Page #7

The answer will be hammered

out of our Superstars

by the most brutal

and dangerous course

of them all.

I hope you did

the laundry, folks,

because you're gonna

need a clean pair of pants

at the end this one.

(BAGPIPES PLAYING)

You know,

I'm beginning

to like you lads.

KOFI:
Despite surrendering

their head start,

The Authority

is still in front.

It's a new day,

but it might be the same old

outcome in today's race.

Michael, he's back!

Inferno was waiting

for the Superstars to pass,

cutting them off

from any retreat.

This is Inferno's mountain!

I will cast you off

like all the other fools

before you.

-(WOMAN SCREAMING)

-MICHAEL:
Inferno's

chilling warning

resonates like

a thunder strike

to the Superstars invading

his home ground.

(INFERNO GROWLING)

KOFI:
Oh, once again,

the Celtic Cruiser

is the first to fall

to the demon

and the Mystery Machine

is next.

(WHIMPERING) He's behind us!

Use your doohickey, Fred!

-(ENGINE REVVING)

-Oh!

KOFI:
Team Taker

smashed into the wall!

Our parachute's gone!

It wouldn't be a good idea

to go up Deadman's Curve

without it.

MICHAEL:
The Demon Rig

is carving up this race

like a Thanksgiving turkey.

The Pamplona

mashed like a potato.

The Moscow Express,

ladled with pain gravy.

Slow down.

Do you understand

what a race is?

Perfectly. Rusev.

Take the demon vehicle now!

Hmm.

Where are you going?

KOFI:
Wait a minute,

what's Rusev up to?

(GRUNTING)

KOFI:
No way!

He's attacking the Demon Rig

with his bare hands?

-Traitor!

-No.

I am loyal.

To Mother Russia. Ha!

(COUGHING)

KOFI:
And now, Lana is leaving

the Too Awesome?

MICHAEL:
What is

Team Russia up to?

-(GROWLING)

-(GRUNTING)

I claim demon car

for glory of Russia.

(SNARLING)

-(BELL TOLLING)

-(YELLING)

MICHAEL:
What an

agonizing backfire.

(LAUGHING)

Ha, that was awesome!

-(GROWLING)

-Uh-oh.

(YELLING) Oof!

The money-maker's at risk!

Repeat, the

money-maker's at risk!

Get in, you big baby!

(GROWLING)

I can deal with the Russians,

but I've had enough

of that creep.

Finally, something

we agree on.

How about we forget

the race and...

Squash us a demon!

Text the others.

Maybe they'd like

to join the fun.

(CELLPHONE CHIMING)

(BEEPING)

-Ooh!

-The Miz.

(CELLPHONE CHIMING)

Ole!

(CELLPHONE CHIMING)

Da!

-(TABLET CHIMING)

-Jinkies!

They're all going

after the demon.

(WHIMPERING)

MICHAEL:
As the race

climbs toward the peak,

our Superstars are uniting

against Inferno.

(YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

This is my house!

(GRUNTING)

-Mess with the bull...

-And you get the horns!

(GRUNTING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

(GRUNTING)

MICHAEL:
I've never

seen anything like it, folks!

It's like tag-teaming

on wheels.

It's a numbers game.

It's adding up

against Inferno,

and Inferno is feeling

that frustration right now.

(GRUNTING)

El Torito out of nowhere!

-El Torito out of nowhere!

-(CHEERING)

KOFI:
(CHUCKLING)

Somebody get a towel

because El Torito

just turned this race

into a slobberknocker,

Lucha Libre style.

(EL TORITO YELLING)

ALL:
Ole!

Time to cut down

that sneaky snake.

-Ooh!

-The Celtic sword, boys.

Grab the wheel!

(GROWLING)

(YELLING)

KOFI:
Amazing! Sheamus just

severed the scorpion tail!

MICHAEL:
Truly

a Celtic warrior!

Victory! (GRUNTING)

What a counter!

The strength of Inferno

is too much for Sheamus

and the demon just

slithered his way

out of the reach

of our Superstars.

KOFI:
But he's not done yet.

Once again, he's focused

on the lead position.

-Roadblock!

-Roadblock!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

MICHAEL:
For the first time

in this race,

Team Taker is really

building momentum,

no doubt fueled

by the Undertaker's drive

to take down Inferno.

-(GROWLING)

-(WHIMPERING)

Aren't we close enough?

Let's find out.

(BEEPING)

-(TIRES SCREECHING)

-(GROWLING)

It's working!

(GROWLING)

Uh-oh.

(BEEPING)

Ah!

Aw.

Time for a new plan.

Is it, like, go somewhere

and hide?

Uh, that could work!

As my official teammates,

it's time for you two

to get up here

and drive this course like

you've never driven before.

Good. Because we haven't!

KOFI:
Undertaker just

left the Mystery Machine.

Oh, boy, Inferno's

in trouble now.

-(THUD)

-Hmm?

Inferno,

your day of reckoning

is upon you

and the Undertaker will have

no mercy on your soul.

I'll show you, fool.

MICHAEL:
The Undertaker

squaring off with the demon

of Marauder's Mountain.

Whoo! (CHUCKLING)

This is getting good.

(CHEERING)

MICHAEL:
The Phenom attacks

first, the demon counters,

Taker reverses,

and as they lock up,

it's clear that these two

supernatural forces

are evenly matched.

We're in

for a wild ride, folks.

(SCOOBY SCREAMING)

-(THUD)

-Phew!

Stay on Inferno,

I've got another plan.

Like, how many

plans are there?

Just get us to

Deadman's Curve.

It's our only chance.

That sounds like

a horrible plan!

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Shaggy, Scooby,

you can do this, remember?

You ate dozens of these

Deadman's Curve pretzels.

They're an exact

copy of the route.

She's right. Like,

we know every turn.

We do?

Like the back of our bellies.

Scooby-Doo, we can do this!

Oh, yeah. Right, right,

-left, left.

-(ENGINE REVVING)

MICHAEL:
The heavens

above tremble

as these two Goliaths

battle it out.

With neither one showing

any sign of backing down

as they approach

the pinnacle of this race,

-Deadman's Curve.

-(THUNDER RUMBLING)

KOFI:
Here we go, Michael.

The company car

takes the leap first

followed closely

by the Demon Rig.

(INFERNO YELLING)

KOFI:
Hold on, everybody.

Whoo! Parachutes have popped.

-No!

-No!

Are you sure about this?

Trust me. Don't stop!

(ALL SCREAMING)

KOFI:
Incredible!

The Mystery Machine

has tethered itself

to the Demon Rig.

This is some plan, Fred.

FRED:
Cool, huh?

(GROWLING)

-(GROWLING)

-Your end is near, demon.

Prepare to be punished.

Woo-hoo!

This race is in the bag.

KOFI:
The combined

weight of two vehicles

is causing the Demon Rig

to fall faster.

What?

KOFI:
And the Company Car

falls to second place.

MICHAEL:
And despite

this death-defying

parachute plunge,

Inferno and Undertaker

continue their epic match.

Nowhere to run, demon.

Nowhere to hide.

You are mine.

(GRUNTING)

(GROWLING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

KOFI:
Inferno just jumped

to the Mystery Machine

to escape the Undertaker.

Go, guys, go!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

You won't escape the

Undertaker that easy, demon.

MICHAEL:
As the

other Superstars

return to Terra firma,

we're back to a road race

for the home stretch

of the Muscle Moto X.

You will both pay!

Ah! Oh! Ow!

MICHAEL:
With no

competition in sight,

the Mystery Machine

finishes first.

I will not stop!

But, like, we will.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(YELLING)

(GRUNTING)

MICHAEL:
The demon is down,

pummeled by pretzels!

And the Undertaker

takes second place,

piloting the Demon Rig!

(BELL TOLLS)

-(FIREWORKS FIRING)

-CROWD:
(CHANTING)

Undertaker! Undertaker!

(GROWLING)

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