Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright Page #7

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You're going to help us

with a little surprise.

[SINGING]

We've been close a long time

As close as friends can be

But in my heart's a secret

For only you and me

I've tried to tell it many times

But my nerves got in the way

Well, I can't wait another night

To say whatl must say

I love you

[SINGING] I love you

I love you, yes, I do

BOTH:
I love you

[AUDIENCE CHEERING

AND APPLAUDING]

BRICK:

Fantastic! Look at the scoreboard.

Oh.

Fred.

Say, Fred,

what bone will a dog never eat?

I don't know, Daphne.

A trombone.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[CHATTERING]

Say, Fred, what vegetable do you get

when you cross a dog with a rose?

- I don't know, Daphne.

- A collie-flower.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[AUDIENCE GASP]

SHAGGY:
What the heck are they doing?

- They're throwing the contest.

So Emma can win

and her family can keep their farm.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Say, Fred, what did the dog say

to the tree?

- I don't know, Daphne!

- Bark!

[BOTH LAUGH]

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

Well, that was uncomfortable, heh.

All right. The voting closes...

Now!

Fantastic. The winner is Emma Gale.

[AUDIENCE CHEERING

AND APPLAUDING]

[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Congratulations, Emma.

Fantastic. Just fantastic.

And Blake and Jones,

you may not have won...

...but congratulations on catching

all of the Phantoms.

- All of them, every last one.

- Not quite all.

Velma, roll the footage.

[BRICK LAUGHING]

[GASPS]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

- That's enough, Pimiento.

- Wait, you don't understand.

I had to do it.

The ratings have been dropping for years.

I needed the publicity.

You don't know what it's like, being around

all you talented people all the time...

...and being me.

What am I good at? Nothing.

All I do is smile and say "fantastic" a lot.

- I'm pathetic.

- Come on, Pimiento.

I would have gotten away with it,

if it hadn't been for...

Those meddling kids and their nosy dog.

Yeah, yeah, we know.

- You figure this is the last one?

- I don't know.

Hey, is anyone else the Phantom?

Show of hands?

Yeah, looks like we got them all.

You guys owe me 50 bucks.

- Uh...

- So, heh...

Well, a big thank-you

to all our contestants.

Live from Chicago, this is Steve

Trilby for Talent Star, saying...

...if you've got the talent,

we've got the star.

Good night, America.

This guy's good.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Scooby-dooby-doo!

[CHUCKLES]

We're just gonna run in

and pick up some snacks!

- Yeah!

- Don't go overboard!

WOMAN [ON TV]:

It was announced today...

...that Talent Star will be returning

for a tenth season.

Outgoing host Brick Pimiento will be

replaced by Steve "The Phantom" Trilby.

- Huh, didn't see that coming.

- Me neither.

It's driving me crazy!

Did he kiss me because

he really likes me...

Oh!

...or was it all part of the show?

And does he know that I really like him?

How many times to I have to say it?

Just talk to him!

Huh?

Guys! I told you not to go overboard!

I know, that's why we just

got a couple little things.

What's up, buddy old pal?

Is something bugging you?

It's driving me crazy.

Did she kiss me because she really

likes me or was it all part of the show?

And does she know that I really like her?

How many times do we have to say it?

BOTH [IN UNISON]:

Just talk to her!

- So anyway, um...

- Hey, I was just...

- Oh, you go ahead.

- Oh, heh, no, you go ahead.

Okay. Uh, Fred, I just, you know,

wanted to talk to you.

- Yes?

- Fred, I like...

Oh, my gosh! Have you heard about this?

Some kind of monster's been spotted

at Goose Lake!

It's just a few miles from here.

- Wow.

- We should definitely look into that...

...right away,

it could be something really big.

All right, everybody.

Let's check out the Goose Lake monster.

[GASPS]

[CHUCKLES]

Scooby-dooby-doo!

[English - US -SDH]

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