Scooby-Doo Page #2

Scoob?

See?

Sit, Grandma! Bad, Grandma!

Don't eat the kitty!

Welcome to Spooky Island...

...the frightfully popular spring break

spot for college students.

Catch our Electrical Torture Parade.

It's a Dead World After All.

And the world famous Splatterhorn.

Scooby-Doo!

And the rest of Mystery Inc.

It's marvelous to see you!

How fanta...

I'm sorry.

That's the second time this week.

Thank goodness.

It's a new toy.

I'm just getting up to speed with it.

- Welcome.

- Thank goodness.

I was afraid I'd have

to lug those to the hotel.

That's what Spooky Island's about,

realizing your worst fears.

I'm Emile Mondevarious,

the owner of this amusement park.

- You seem less...

- Spooky.

...than we'd have guessed.

I can be pretty spooky

when called upon. I can go:

Claws and everything.

You wouldn't want to run into me

in a dark alley.

- So you're the one who brought us here?

- No.

What brought you here

was your insatiable appetite...

...for a juicy mystery.

The truth is,

Mystery Inc. is broken up.

That's the beauty of something broken.

It can be fixed.

Therein lies its potential.

And I need you to fix Spooky Island.

What's the problem?

I believe somebody's casting a spell

on the students.

Now listen and look around.

Notice any difference between those

arriving and those departing?

They look like sober, well-behaved

college kids.

Precisely.

They didn't before they came.

They've changed.

In other words, a magic spell.

Carol! Carol, how was the island?

Are you tricking on me?

It's me, Brad. We've known each other

since we were 3.

Back off my grill, son!

Carol, what are you doing?

I'm terrified. The young people

that come off that barge...

...the people I love the most,

they're in danger.

- I'm going to solve this one first.

- Not before I solve it first.

You'll look like total idiots

when you're captured and I save you.

Thank you. Marvelous.

Maybe we can celebrate later

by having a little spookapalooza.

Spookapalooza?

You haven't noticed anything unusual

since you started working here?

- Any weirdoes running around?

- No.

Welcome, dear victims.

My name is N' Goo Tuana.

This is my evil best pal, Zarkos.

You may recognize him from Telemundo

as the famous masked wrestler...

...Zarkos.

This enchanted island...

...is a thoroughfare

to the supernatural realm.

For centuries, it was home to creatures

who lived on the island undisturbed.

But then...

...ten years ago...

...Emile Mondevarious...

...antagonized these ancient beings

by building a theme park here.

The creatures are furious, my friends.

And I assure you...

...while you party...

...they plot...

...their revenge!

Do my friends frighten you?

They would, if it weren't

for the holographic projectors...

...there, and there and there.

What a smart little one.

Hello, Dead Mike's.

We got a "Mr. Doo" here?

I got a call for a "Mr. Doo."

Melvin Doo?

No, Scooby.

- Hello?

- Got a bag...

...of hamburgers here for you.

Just walk into the dark,

shadowy part of the forest...

...where no one can see you.

Okay.

- Want a stuffed thingy?

- Nobody can win those.

Fred says it's a worthless talent, that

I should've learned French instead.

I say you don't need to know what

" Voulez-vous coucher avec moi" means...

...to love that song.

I think being good at crane machine

is way cooler than French.

Voil.

Nobody's ever given me a stuffed

dismembered head before.

Excuse me.

Now I have to start my voodoo ritual

all over again!

Voodoo ritual?

- I was about to sacrifice this chicken.

- That chicken's not alive.

I know. What, did you figure that out

when you saw it didn't have a head?

What do you want?

Why you in the voodoo ritual space?

I'm looking for clues as to who's

behind the students' strange behavior.

Here's a clue:

Purple is a fall color.

- It's the middle of May!

- Pardon?

Do yourself a favor

and get off this island. Go home.

Go home before evil befalls

your skinny, aerobicized booty.

And whatever you do...

...do not, I repeat...

...do not go into

that Spooky Island castle.

- You want me to go to that castle.

- Didn't you hear what I said?

You knew I'd do the opposite

of what you said.

You told me not to go to the castle

so I would go...

...where you set a trap to capture me.

Unless...

...you knew I'd figure it out,

so you told me not to go...

...so I'd think you wanted me to go,

so I wouldn't go.

I'll find out what you're hiding

in that castle. You watch.

What in the world?

Hamburgers, where are you?

Hamburgers.

Thank you.

Shaggy!

It's been really nice.

Shaggy!

Monster! Monster!

A monster?

Scooby-Doo, quit goofing around, man.

I guess I should go.

Bye, Scooby.

Bless you.

Shaggy. Scooby.

No way.

- Scoob and me don't do castles.

- Why not?

They have paintings that watch you,

suits of armor you think is a statue...

...but there's a guy inside who follows

you every time you turn around.

- How many times did that happen?

- Twelve. We're not gonna do it.

That's right.

Scooby?

Did you hurt your paw?

- Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

- Oh, boy!

- And you'll be fearless?

- Fearless?

Hong Kong Phooey,

watch the fists of fury.

Here you go.

Thank you.

There's plenty more where that came

from. Let's go before someone sees.

You're not gonna stay out here alone,

are you?

No, thank you.

Oh, boy.

This place is, like, uber creepy.

Yeah, uber creepy.

The only thing missing

is a mindless zombie.

Fred, get back. I found this place.

I call dibs on its clues.

- I've already found some clues.

- What?

I followed some weird footprints here.

It might be dangerous for you.

If anyone messes with me, I'll open

a can of Chinese whoop-ass on them.

- What are you doing here?

- This ride was closed for construction.

It's the most likely place to hatch

a plan. And I wanted to scare Daphne.

Since we're all together,

let's split up and look for more clues.

- Daphne, you and I...

- Typical.

- What?

- Nothing.

- I was always picked last for the teams.

- Okay.

Daphne, exit through the entrance.

Velma and I will enter

through the exit.

And Shaggy and Scooby...

...do whatever you guys do.

Look at this, huh, Scoob?

It's like a medieval Sizzler.

Pinch me, I'm in heaven...

- It's an expression, Scoob.

- Sorry.

Velma, I never meant to...

Well, you know...

- ...pick you last.

- Don't worry about it.

I know you.

All you care about

are swimsuit models.

Look, I'm a man of substance.

Dorky chicks like you turn me on too.

That's a compliment.

Yes! Yes!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no!

And now for our dinner show.

What?

Watch out!

- I got a bad feeling about this.

- Me too.

And now for the main course:

You!

Feast on this.

Jinkies.

They're moving toward us. Run!

- We're trapped.

- Quick, try the bookcase.

- One of these has to open a passageway.

- Velma, this is a ride.

You got a better plan?

What do we do?

Do what we do best, Scoob:

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