Scooby-Doo Goes Hollywood Page #3

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Does he think it's easy

to act that cIumsy?

Here they come.

-Right on scheduIe.

-I hope this works, VeIma.

Dog auditions. Dog auditions!

Like, this shouId reaIIy be a Iaugh!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

It is the Crabby Creature

of Creepy Crag. How was that?

Very good.

-That was the worst.

-Yeah, the worst.

Can we have the next dog?

You dirty monster.

You scared my brother.

And you scared my sister.

But you're not gonna scare me. Yeah.

Oh, brother.

Can we have the next dog, pIease?

Okay, C.J.

I'm ready whenever you are.

Goodness gracious, it's a big creepy.

Go away, you ugIy thing.

You give me prickIy heat. Bow-wow.

Scooby-Doo.

How'd I do?

-How did he do? How did he do?

-Rotten.

-You're hired.

-Hired?!

-Surprise, C.J. !

-It's us.

WeII, Shaggy, Scooby.

You've decided to go back

to your reguIar show, is that the story?

-No. Better.

-Better?

Since we know that you,

Iike, hired a repIacement...

...we figured you're serious about

making Scooby a prime-time star.

-That bowIed him over, Scoob.

-Yeah.

Here. Like, set this up

whiIe I set C.J. up.

We thought this fiIm

wouId give you a better idea...

...of Scooby's range of taIent, C.J.

From Hollywood,

it's Scooby and Cherie...

...starring Scooby and Cherie.

Scooby, what's that getup

you're got-up in?

-I'm a magician.

-A magician?

Hey, I Iove magic.

Can I be your assistant?

Sure. Step inside this box.

Me? Step inside there?

It's okay. I'm a pro.

I know you're a pro,

but this is my first time.

-Trust me.

-Rokay. " I mean, okay.

Ladies and gentIemen,

the disappearing assistant trick.

Disappearing assistant trick? Wait!

Abracadabra.

Oops!

HeIp!

Like, overwheIming, isn't it?

Now here's where they do their song.

Scooby-Doo!

-Get him out of here.

-Who is this cIown?

Like, we know you're busy, C.J.,

so we'II just skip aIong to the next part.

There we go, sir.

You'II Iove this one.

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

It's a great day for a cruise,

Captain Scooby.

-Like, there's just one thing.

-What's that?

You probabIy shouId have untied

the ropes before we Ieft port.

Oh, yeah.

Stop. Stop the fiIm, pIease.

I can't take it anymore!

How about that? Like, C.J.

reaIIy fIipped for your performance.

That's understandabIe.

-C.J., about that probIem....

-Yes?

-We have an idea.

-Yes, yes? Anything, pIease!

-ProbIem?

-What kind of probIems...

...couId a network president have?

-Now, Scooby....

-Yes, sir?

Scooby, if you're serious

about this prime-time idea--

-He is.

-I am.

We shouId make it officiaI.

You'II announce it this afternoon

on The Jackie Carlson Show.

Like, whoopee!

Scooby, is it true that you're Ieaving

your Saturday morning show for good?

That's true, Jackie. He's about

to fiIm a major comedy this afternoon.

Oh, no. Not another one.

So can we expect to see you win

an Emmy in the next awards?

It's a possibiIity.

He actuaIIy thinks it's a possibiIity.

And what about your

triple-fudge sandwiches, Scooby?

Like, that's his oId image.

What's wrong with his oId image?

-Scooby can't Ieave us.

-Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Scooby-Doo, where are you?

Here I am.

What is it this time?

You'II be happy to know we found

the perfect vehicIe for Scooby.

A bus out of town?

I hope he's under it.

"A bus out of town. "

That's a good one, C.J.

Wait tiII you see this.

I think you'II be surprised.

I wouIdn't be a bit surprised.

RoII them.

Scooby's Angels?

You Iove it. You Iove it, I can teII!

"Gang headquarters. CriminaIs at work.

Do not disturb.

Dirty work done here. CriminaIs onIy. "

I think we've found

the crooks' hideout.

You aIways were the smart one.

But how do we round them up

without Scooby?

That must be him now.

Just remember,

count three and puII the ripcord.

Okay, thanks.

Geronimo!

Scooby, count three

and puII the parachute cord.

Right!

One, two....

Three.

Better Iate than never.

Stop the cameras. Stop the cameras!

Stop the cameras!

I couIdn't agree with you more, Scooby.

Stop the cameras!

Scooby, I think I've gotten a pretty

good idea of your range of taIents.

-Yeah?

-And I've given it a Iot of thought.

And I think you shouId go back

to your reguIar Saturday cartoon series.

Go back? But, Iike,

we wanna hit the big time.

You're aIready big stars.

-Why, everyone Ioves Scooby-Doo.

-They do?

Maybe this wiII change your mind.

We need you. Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we need you!

Scooby-Doo, we love you!

Scooby-Doo, we love you!

-Like, they Iove you, paI.

-They Iove me.

Sure, they Iove you.

The kids of America

have Ioved you for years.

How about it, Scooby? WiII you go back

to your reguIar Saturday morning series?

I'II do it!

For the kids. For my fans.

-What did he say?

-Like, he'II do it. For the kids, for his fans!

"Hooray, America's crying today.

The entire network and the kids

of America thank you. Drop in anytime.

Thank you, C.J.

Goodbye.

Like, I thought you might Iike

to Iook at my piIots, C.J.

Mork and Shaggy.

Welcome Back, Shaggy.

Shaggy and Hutch.

Hey! Hey! Like, wait for me, guys.

Wait for me!

Scooby-Doo!

Scooby-Doo!

Hey, gang,

check out our cool Scooby-Doo yearbook!

lt's so groovy!

It aII started with the senior cIass.

Two of the most iIIustrious members

of the art cIub...

...named BiII Hanna and Joe Barbera.

We combined, let's say, our talents...

...which might not have come out

of one person.

By working together, l think we had...

...more talent there

than an average cartoon.

There was no dog in Scooby-Doo

at the beginning.

lt was called the House of Mystery

or whatever.

We said, "Why not put a dog in there?

So the dog was born, no name yet.

Then Fred saiIed in about midnight

from New York.

He said, "I got the titIe for the show;

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! "

So that started the whoIe Scooby thing.

The two creators turned in their thesis.

Four hip teenagers and their dog...

...traveI around

in their psychedeIic Mystery Machine.

The story;

Each week the gang happens upon

a haunted house or a viIIain.

Just as we thought.

The pIot;

Every episode, Shaggy, Scooby,

Fred, Daphne, and VeIma...

...expose every eerie incident

as just a hoax.

He's a master of disguises

and wanted in seven states.

That explains a lot.

The thing that makes the show work

is the dog.

He eats aII the time.

His buddy, Shaggy, aIso eats.

So you have competitions

between the two of them for food.

They'II eat anything that Iooks Iike food.

Hey, Shaggy, here's the whole class.

l think we'd better split up.

Daphne and l will go this way.

You two go that way.

Did l really wear that years ago?

That jacket with that purse?

Jinkies, l've always been crazy

about a good detective...

...story, that is.

For some reason, l'm still starved.

-Great Dane.

-Did you say, ''Great Dane''?

After all, Scooby-Doo is a dog

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