Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire Page #3

with the actors.

You guys can't hide forever.

Care to try us?

- No. Let's go.

- Careful.

- Unh.

- He's been bitten.

- Hmm. Maybe. Or...

We've got bigger problems.

Unh. This lid is still sealed tight.

Well, that vampire couldn't have

just walked through the glass.

The vampire queen's jewels are gone.

Jinkies.

Duck!

No, bat!

Such beauty and innocence...

...with the countenance of a queen.

My queen.

Your queen?

I don't think so.

Yeah, there's no such thing

as real vampires, until now.

There's a beast on the loose,

a spawn of the netherworld.

I say it's time we shut this foul fair down

for the good of the community.

Uh, set it up over there

by that rabble rouser.

Hello, Kelly Smith

from KDTV Action 10 News.

Looks like someone spilled the beans

about our escaped vampire.

The audience thought

it was all part of the show.

- Hope you're not implying my performers-

- I leaked it.

You? But..

This could be just the thing we need

to boost attendance.

Ah. They do say there's no such thing

as bad publicity.

That's the spirit. Now,

which would you say is my good side?

I am so relieved

that none of you kids were hurt last night.

Not physically,

but the mental wounds run deep.

Yeah, run deep.

Those foolish actors have no idea

the monster they've set loose.

We can't be certain this is their doing.

Or that we've got a real vampire

on our hands.

Did you check the museum's

security system?

Yep, the cameras recorded nothing.

System's on the fritz, but I just

can't afford to fix it right now.

Let's say it is a real vampire.

How did he escape that sealed tomb?

A living vampire can transform into mist.

All it would need

is a tiny gap in the glass.

This could all be a diversion

to steal those jewels. Just saying.

Oh, what a night.

Thanks for letting me sleep here, boss.

No problem, Daniel.

I hope you're feeling better.

Neck's a little sore,

but other than that...

The bite of the beast.

He could turn batty any second.

Doubtful. If he had been bitten

by a vampire, could he survive this?

Sunlight makes a vampire explode.

Wow, gorgeous day outside.

- Huh?

- He didn't crumble to dust.

He could be one of the rare few with

an antibody resistant to vampire venom.

Or he wasn't bitten at all.

Those look more like blisters than bites.

When you were attacked, did it feel like...

...oh, I don't know,

a thousand volts of electricity?

Uh, actually, yeah. How'd you know?

I volunteer at the police academy

on weekends.

If there's one thing I know,

it's Taser burns.

That tickles.

- Pretty good detective work, pal.

- Thanks.

Well, we also found your Taser

lying on the ground next to you.

I must've tripped and zapped myself.

Huh.

Weird.

I'd better go put that in my report.

That explains the bite marks,

but how do you explain the vampire?

So many questions.

It's quite the conundrum.

A real whodunit.

We'll need to put our heads together

on this one.

Uh-oh.

I know where this is going.

Yep, I'd say we've got a real live

boney fide mystery on our hands.

Eyewitness accounts aside...

...we've had no confirmation

of the supposed vampires' existence...

...from anyone associated with the fair.

You want confirmation?

No one is safe.

I'm here to tell you

from firsthand experience...

...that vampires bite.

So much for keeping this

on the down-low.

Gather 'round, hear me now

Listen up, 'cause I vow

There's a vampire

roaming the night

He had wings and a snout

With these fangs hanging out

That can rip and can

tear when they bite

He flew down from the skies

With those red glowing eyes

And he smiled and I knew in a sec

He had come there for me

'Cause he leaped up in glee

Then he pounced

And he bit me on the neck

Yes, I screamed and cried out

"It's a vampire!"

I escaped and ran into the light

I held up one of these

And we all saw him freeze

Then he shrieked in the night

And flew off out of sight

Be advised and be scared

Be alert, be prepared

Buy this garlic we

have here on sale

Gel a charm for your neck

We lake cash, we lake check

And ship free, COD

through the mail

How 'bout this vampire spray?

It keeps dandruff away

Sold in tonic and lotion or mist

Here, these potions we make

And this big wooden stake

At a price that you

just can't resist

We lake MasterCard, Visa and Chase

Not Discover

We're open till 9 every night

Not on Sunday

In bulk, any size

Then our discount applies

So invest in the best

Bring ID or a check

And buy one of each

Maybe two, what the heck

You can't be loo safe

When protecting your neck

From the vamp

The vampire's bile

Looks like Lita's little

press conference was good for business.

Aah! Vampire!

Where? Where?

Fred, don't tell me

you're buying into the hype.

Of course not.

Want a bite of this garlic pizza?

It has magical protective powers.

Having a vampire on the loose is the best

thing that's ever happened to this festival.

Hasn't boosted my book sales.

- It just did.

- Why, thank you, Lita.

You want it signed?

Sure, make it out to "receptacle."

Trash receptacle.

- Huh?

- Ha-ha-ha!

Hey!

It's getting so you can't find a safe place

to hide anywhere.

Vampires are all around us, people.

Now, keep alert.

You hear that, Scoob?

Let's move, move, move.

Hey, Poubelle,

I told you to get off the property.

You're scaring away the customers.

I'm here with Jesper Poubelle from the

Society for Moral and Wholesome Living.

Jesper, how can people slay safe

from vampire attacks?

They can join in our crusade of moral

righteousness against supernatural evil.

Together we can stamp out

the vampire scourge.

I've heard enough.

That guy is becoming

quite the media star.

More like milking the situation

for everything it's worth.

I think it's time

we pay Mr. Poubelle a visit.

That's right. This is

a certifiable, undeniable crisis, people.

It is high time we institute

a dusk-to-dawn curfew.

I'll keep Poubelle occupied.

You guys see what you can dig up.

...Overreacting.

But ignore this warning

and you'll be knocking on the doors to...

Shaggy, you and Scooby stand watch.

If anyone comes, tap on the door.

We're in.

Wow, what a wreck.

They may be moral and wholesome,

but they're not very clean.

We've got hundreds of reports

of vampire sightings.

Couldn't people be imagining these things

because you're causing them to panic?

I didn't create the evil.

Maybe not, but you sure seem to be eager

to take advantage of it.

Young lady, your questions

were not cleared with my staff.

Someone check her credentials.

Uh, I think I left them in the car.

Fred, I found something.

Ew, I hope it's not more spiders.

"Poubelle for mayor"?

What are you two doing back here?

- Um, uh...

- Uh... Uh...

- We're, uh...

- We're door inspectors.

Stand back. This one might explode.

Doors don't explo...

Why'd you signal?

Stay right where you are.

Run away!

Get in!

Hey, stop that thing! Stop!

Poubelle is running for office.

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