Scorned Page #3

my goods, baby

Then I'll lead you

to the f***ing door.

Sex always makes me hungry.

Don't pass out on me, Kevin.

Oh, God, now I have to go easier

on those drugs I'm giving you.

I just love eating outside.

I'm so glad it stopped raining.

Watery tacos get all

mushy and nasty.

Here you go, honey.

Why don't you have some?

Eat it!

Well, neither of you told

me how good my food is.

I'm practically an expert

at making tacos.

- How many times I made you tacos?

- A lot.

Mm-hmm. Mmm.

I'm pretty sure these are my best.

You like 'em, Jennifer?

Mm-hmm.

Well, speak up, honey.

I can't hear you.

I said yes.

These tacos are good.

Okay, Sadie?

You goddamn psycho!

- Shh.

- Can you hear me now?!

Your tacos are f***ing great,

you crazy, f***ing b*tch.

Did you understand that?

You need to relax.

I'll relax when you stop

this sh*t and let us go.

And can I have my f***ing

clothes back, please?

Shh. No, no, no.

- What the f*** are you doing, Kevin?

- Don't make her angry.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

- Listen.

- Huh?

Don't piss her off.

It's a f***ing game.

All right, calm down.

Let's just enjoy a nice dinner.

Let's get back to the tacos.

You know, I use a lot of spices.

I make 'em real spicy.

If you use a meat

that's not the best,

covers it up real well.

You want some more

guacamole on your tacos?

No. I'm fine.

Here we go.

Come here.

I love guacamole.

Sadie, this is f***ed up.

Eat it.

Right.

You know what I was just thinking?

I should start a taco stand.

That's what I should do.

I'd have to think of a

real good name for it,

something catchy.

Bootsie's Taco Stand.

By the way, Jennifer,

have you seen Bootsie?

I haven't seen that little doggy

since I started making dinner.

Bootsie!

Bootsie.

Where are you, little doggy?

Bootsie.

Bootsie, where are you, honey?

Oh, there he is.

Come here, doggy.

There's the little guy.

Mwah.

Oh.

Did you guys spit out your food?

I spent an awful lot of time

working on this dinner

for you guys to spit it out.

Aw, now, how could you think

I'd cook up little Bootsie here?

Huh?

I'm not some kind of animal.

How f***ing long is this

going to go on, okay?

As long as it needs to.

I told you, Kevin, you scorned me.

You too, Jen.

This little dog,

on the other hand,

didn't do nothing to me.

He's a good puppy.

There you go.

There you go. Oh.

All units be advised,

we had an escape

from the correctional

facility in Logan County.

Suspect believed to be dangerous,

heading north.

Five on the way.

Dispatch, we've got

no sign of escapee,

and we've covered two

miles south of 105.

Now wake up, Kevin.

I want both of you to hear this.

Look what I found.

All kinds of stuff in this house.

Going to tell you guys a story

about when I was in the hospital.

They thought I was sick.

They wanted to cure me.

They explained to me that...

to change one's behavior,

you must change their

thinking pattern first.

They said that...

electricity was good for that.

They said it would cure me.

I don't know about that.

After their shocks, I'd just...

get so mad.

Mostly I'd just stare

out the window,

sometimes for hours.

If I really misbehaved,

they'd take me into this room,

and they'd give me shock

after shock after shock.

There was a certain point,

I guess I just stopped misbehaving.

I don't know if I was cured,

but I certainly didn't

feel like doing the things

that made 'em give me the shocks.

You two have misbehaved.

You need to be cured of

wanting to f*** each other.

All you need is...

a little electricity.

Oh, sh*t.

I forgot.

Could bite your tongue clean off

if you don't have protection.

Sadie, please let us go.

Shh now.

Shh!

It's all right.

Come on, you just...

please, you don't need to...

- Shh.

- Come on.

Okay.

What's that?

Oh, baby, you got a text.

It's from your mother.

Awful timing.

She's asking how we're enjoying

our weekend at the house.

I will respond for you.

"Sadie n I are having

an awesome time.

By the way,

are u still sucking Dad's dick?"

I put a little happy face.

Oh, Kevin, honey, come on.

You never did have

a sense of humor.

You f***ing c*nt!

You did all this because of

a f***ing stupid affair?

It was nothing!

Jesus, Kevin, you're so hostile.

I'm just trying to help you.

Think of me as your doctor.

Oh, honey...

you peed your pants.

It's okay.

It happens.

Well, how do you feel, Kevin?

Do you feel like sticking your

dick into Jennifer anymore?

Let us go.

Oh, sure, yeah, honey.

I'll get right on that.

Would you like me to call

911 too while I'm at it?

I was in the hospital till I was 18.

I think you two are

getting off pretty easy.

Hasn't this gone on

for long enough?

What more are you

going to do to us?

I don't know, Jennifer.

I'm a girl.

I don't read the instructions.

I'm just kind of winging it here.

Ugh.

What the hell?

How do you f***ing smoke

these things, baby?

They taste like sh*t.

Jeez.

Who the f*** is that?

Help! Help!

We're out here by the...

You two don't go anywhere.

Have a cigar.

Hell hath no fury

like a woman scorned.

Hi there.

Is Kevin here?

I mean, I saw his car.

Yes. Actually, he...

is in the shower.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear.

I live next door.

I'm Rita.

I'm Sadie.

Nice to meet you.

- I'm Kevin's girlfriend.

- Oh.

Actually, his fiancee.

It's a secret.

Shh. Don't tell anyone.

Dear, I don't want

to bother you two.

I just want to leave

some of my chili.

It's been Kevin's favorite

since he was a kid.

- Has it, now?

- Yeah.

Well, how did you know

that chili is my favorite?

Kevin!

Rita just came over and

brought us some chili!

Why don't you come in

and have some with us?

Oh, dear, I've already

butted in too much already.

No, no, no.

Rita, I insist.

Bootsie!

Bootsie!

- Oh.

- Bootsie!

All units, suspect last seen

heading north of 415

toward Hilltop Road.

That's a copy, dispatch.

We've got units covering

the whole county.

We've also got the state

police assisting.

Why do dogs like to find

the muddiest puddles?

I swear they're just like men.

Oh, I don't know what

I would have done

if Bootsie got away.

He's never been to this house.

Oh.

You run along now.

I have a gun in my bedside table.

I'm swing to go get it.

Meant nothing?

Baby...

Just shut up and get the gun.

I love onions in my chili.

Won't you please stay

and have some with us?

Listen, dear, I still

remember what it was like

when I was a young girl.

You two don't need an old

coot like me around.

Tell Kevin I said hi.

Mm.

Looking for this?

All right, just...

Honey, you told me the gun

was in the drawer, remember?

Just put the f***ing gun

down, okay?

- This has gone far enough.

- No, it hasn't.

Just come on!

Just stop it!

Kevin, get back downstairs.

Cumbersome motherf***er.

Damn.

I'll never see him again.

I promise you that, Sadie.

I have to teach you

to try not to escape.

No.

For God's sake...

Don't you know there is no God?

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