Scusa Ma Ti Voglio Sposare

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The lighthouse, what a thrill

when Niki came

saying she wanted to be with me,

I'd have stayed forever.

Alex, we were there eight months!

But then real life called.

It did, but I wanted

to live it like on the island.

Where are you taking me?

- Who was that?

- No one. A step...

Here we are!

Don't move.

Our new house.

It's roomy, so you can stay

as long as you like.

The decoration is up to you.

There's books, materials,

everything you need.

Thanks, it's so cool!

I want to see the rest.

There are loads of terraces!

It's awesome!

SORRY, IF I WANT TO MARRY YOU

Lots had changed

besides Alex's house.

Between his friend Pletro

and Susanna all hell broke loose.

What's this?

maybe it's better not to know

what he does when you're gone.

Doctor Faletti!

- What's the doctor doing here?

- It's not what you think.

Get out!

She was giving me a check-up.

Tell me this isn't happening!

In my house, in my bed!

What a bastard!

Tell me this isn't happening!

I don't feel well.

I'm all hazy.

- Get out or I'll kill you.

- Calm down!

- You hit me!

- I'll kill you!

We've separated, but it's not over

till it's over, right?

Only when you lose something you find

out how much you really wanted it.

Besides Im not

the only one who's a mess.

She ran off with my lawyer.

She left me with

a one-year-old daughter.

Ingrid, in honor of Ingrid Bergman,

he's a movie maniac.

He's whacko, speaks

only with this voice...

Look at the pretty colors.

We need wine.

Which wine do we buy for Uncle Alex?

Look! A Montefranca red.

What do you say?

Ive never known

a more neurotic father.

Responsible doesn't mean neurotic.

Neurosis is something else, like when

couples insist on sticking together.

Is this

too much lipstick?

They called about

the flat screen TV.

- Hello? Lipstick.

- They come at noon, you're here?

Things aren't so great

with my friends either.

Olly's only thought used to be sex,

now she has no time

to even look at men.

She's training in fashion and

is always on the phone... phones.

Niki, sorry, I'll call you back.

Erica's having a moment

of emotional confusion.

It's Antonio.

- Want to hang out?

- I have to study.

Okay, but don't disappear.

And to straighten her mind...

- Are you jealous?

- No.

- I brought some wine.

- Alex is in there.

Niki's in the kitchen.

This is Giampi.

I came empty-handed,

Im depressed.

Niki

it's a beautiful house!

There are lots of terraces.

I always get excited

about these dinners.

Isn't it a fantastic dome?

'Yeah, and you got a new hair cut,

you look great.

'You always notice everything.

Thank goodness

for Diletta and Filippo!

- Lovebirds, dinner's on.

- Im starving!

- Giovanni's nice.

- Giampi.

- 'You have someone new every day!

- Very funny!

Alex, the house is awesome.

Thanks to Niki.

'Yeah, it only took her two years.

Can't you go in late?

Silly, I have to go!

Getting dressed now is useless.

Well, hello!

I have to run.

There's toothpaste

on your lips, like always.

Niki, are you coming to my show

or staying home as usual?

Just kidding, let me know. Claudio.

Coming to NuClub tonight? Riki.

The 22nd is my birthday, coming?

Are you and that guy going steady?

Very steady!

- Bring your man along.

- Who are you?

- Will Alex freak out if you come?

- Will I freak out?

I want you to meet

a guy who's too cool. Erica.

Ive never been jealous.

She's always been free.

Okay, I might freak out...

just a bit.

Giulia, what's wrong?

- The aesthetics exam is so tough.

- What if you had Quantum mechanics!

Surfing and poetry... a coincidence?

The poetry is for my Lit exam,

but surfing is a passion.

Niki, this is Guido,

another desperado

who wants to join our study group.

- We share passions.

- Really?

But such opposite passions

can be very dangerous.

Who says I don't like danger?

Relax, he's not trying to score,

that's how he is.

Don't ruin my seduction strategies.

- 'You're not her type. Right?

- 'Yep, but neither are you.

See?

Update, we're in home stretch

for the Telecom campaign.

Great!

And we scored the IM campaign too.

Aren't you glad?

Nowadays 500% of all affairs

are born on the Web.

- And cheating too.

- Exactly.

I read it in Cosmo.

Keep moving!

Jab, hook, upper cut.

Good.

What are you doing here?

- Im learning the hatchet kick.

- No!

This is an advanced course,

you should enroll in another course.

I'd like him here,

he'll be my sparring partner.

That's right, we're partners

and always will be.

Stop harassing me.

Im here for a warm-up,

throw a few punches,

a low kick, a ki-kick...

Careful, It rain with you in mind.

Honey, I came here for you.

I miss you and the kids,

I love you...

You have no idea

what it means to love.

I made a mistake,

but now let's lighten up.

Come on, lighten up!

- That hurt!

- I can do worse.

Great, beat him up.

Leave me alone.

- What's the matter?

- I got hit.

I do kick boxing... a low kick.

- A what?

- A punch.

Enrico's not coming.

- That sucks! Why not?

- Guess.

- I don't feel like it.

- I do.

Me too, but...

I'd rather stay with her

and I know you're good.

How old was the boy

you babysat for?

Ten.

That's it. Im not going.

I just really want to stay home.

Okay, see you tomorrow.

Don't worry,

Daddy won't leave you alone.

It's a disease.

- What's the matter?

- Im just not sure.

'Yeah, the hamburgers here

are no good.

About Niki, I meant...

- Now you've got women problems too?

- Im dealing with a whole new world.

When I was married, there were

no new worlds, believe me!

Niki left IM open and I took a look.

'You score big time with IM.

Right, you should see the messages!

Little stars, faces, tiny hearts...

I imagined the worst case scenario.

What are you saying?

It's simple,

you're scared of losing her.

I understand, at her age

everything changes.

Hormones run free,

the kids... screw!

'You know the only product

unaffected by the recession?

Condoms.

Right now, where's Alex?

Here.

No! It's she who should be

wondering:
"Where's Alex?" not you!

'You should be mysterious,

like Copperfield with the dove.

Hey, you should know.

'You're the marketing guru!

See that gorgeous dove?

Im thinking about Niki

and you talk about doves?

'You refuse to understand

the insecurity therapy.

Even when you're not interested,

you make the effort.

Excuse me, I noticed

your interest in my friend.

He's problematic, he's in love,

but I'd invite you to reflect

on what a guy like me

could offer you,

appearances can be misleading,

you know.

- Confused?

- No, just bored.

And he's says he's got marriage

problems, imagine if he didn't!

- Deep down she likes me.

- I saw it.

Appear, disappear,

David Copperfield... bullshit.

If you're so paranoid, follow her.

Tail her.

I didn't do it at 1G,

why should I at 40?

I found this really cool guy

I wanted you to meet.

But Im over him by now,

and super into

my Anthropology Professor.

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