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I have to go, an inmate's been

waiting for me for 2 hours.

- C'mon, just another half hour.

- We've been here 3 hours!

I have to go too,

I think Ingrid's gone pottie.

She has.

She loves you, she's a saint!

Let's go.

- I had fun.

- Me too.

Just imagine

when you're tailing Ingrid!

He's right, where would I find

another one like her?

They're beautiful, great job.

'You're the best trainee here.

He fired another three today,

but you're still here.

We have to dress Gemma Ward,

not Liz Taylor.

Fewer curves on this corset.

This is identical to Balenciaga.

- What's your name?

- Olimpia.

Try less Marie Antoinette

and more Madonna mid 60's.

'You've got 300% of it down.

Do another 10,

we might put one into production.

- Fantastic!

- 300% isn't fantastic.

"I cannot exist without you,

Im forgetful of everything

but seeing you again".

Keats.

I put English literature aside

for a while.

And I brought you

his most beautiful poetry.

They all say he was a bore,

but he was a genius.

'You'll like it.

If you say so, I'll believe it.

What are you doing here?

I have a surprise for you.

- Where are we going?

- It's a surprise.

- Where are we going?

- Lunch at the beach.

What's this sly face?

- Nothing, why?

- It seems strange.

The beach is that way,

this way is to the airport.

Right...

- Paris!

- Awesome!

- I don't even have a suitcase.

- Check back there.

Is the red one mine?

They're beautiful!

What a wonderful surprise!

Come over, the crepe's ready.

- Who was that?

- Some guy wanted directions.

- 'You don't even speak French!

- Who? "Moi"?

Sure, let's go!

What wonderful days

we've had here.

And now dinner on a boat!

'You're so sweet.

I had fun too.

We haven't had

any time alone recently.

Come with me.

Ive been wanting

to ask you something,

but could never find

the right way to do it.

Then I decided,

and chose the simplest way.

- Sorrv.

- Sorry?

Yes. Sorry...

SORRY, IFIWANT TO MARRY YOU

...if I want to marry you.

- It's fabulous!

'You haven't answered.

Of course I want to marry you!

Here I am on the most beautiful day

of my life,

with the man I love

who's just asked me to marry him.

I mean, like in a dream.

Instead... Im scared!

I can't do it.

Think positive!

Some day

you'll have wonderful children

and you'll be happy and content.

I can't do it.

Im off to play tennis,

don't need anything, do you?

No, go on.

Go for it, then if you're unhappy

create a parallel reality, like me.

Lots of women do,

I'd say we're all cuckolds.

- It's accepting it that matters.

- I don't want to!

Don't you want to be like me?

Alone in the house, waiting for him

while he's cheating on you.

'You'll always have someone to share

your chicken soup with, watching TV.

That's the beauty of marriage.

The trick is telling yourself that

everything is just as you imagined.

'You did a good thing

by having kids right away.

Even if you break up,

you'll never need anyone again.

- Ease up, dear!

- Mom, Dad, it's a nightmare.

I was just two years older than you

when I got married.

As you see, it went beautifully.

The only difference is

I'm not 20 years older than Mom.

Now that she's 40, Im not GO.

But, who knows...

See?

Sweetheart, you're great!

And it's not because you're my son,

you're a real champ.

My champion!

And what a backhand!

- Hi, Dad.

- What do you want?

I came to pick up Lorenzo,

besides, playing sports is formative.

- It's your first time here, Dad.

- Go shower.

I can't make this clearer:

stop harassing me

or I'll report you.

- 'You're a stalker!

- What an exaggeration!

Why don't you

find yourself a shrink?

If you find one

who can unravel the situation,

he'll win the Nobel Prize.

- I don't need one.

- 'You took my Schifano painting?

- It's mine!

What? It's mine,

I can't believe it!

'You didn't even know who he was.

'You saw the palm tree and said:

"What's this banana tree?"

Well, now I know who he is

and who you are as well.

- C'mon, let's think this through!

- If you knew how I already have.

The failure of the couple

isn't the failure of individuals.

The lack of courage

is extremely damaging.

Stop masking couple problems,

by buying huge TVs

and other things to fill the void

of the relationship.

What's the matter?

I was opening this vacuum cleaner,

I even paid a lot for it,

when suddenly I realized

what we're missing.

What? We're full of stuff!

Let's go see what we're missing.

Flat screen TV, DVD and rmP3 player,

projector, Dolby Surround.

And here, two ovens,

a microwave, kneading machine,

even this f***ing electric knife!

- What's missing?

- 'You didn't let me finish.

It's not true we have everything,

we're missing the important things.

The desire to be together, to talk

about what's going on with us.

We're missing love.

Mom, Dad, Im getting married.

They'll have a heart attack,

try more intellectual.

And so Ive decided to get married.

Too cold! More conversational?

Many exams in Humanities are accepted

by the Philosophy Department.

Oh, Im marrying Alex.

Oh, Ive decided to get married.

No good.

Here they are, go, Niki!

- Hi, Mom.

- Come in!

This pasta-party idea is so cool!

We should do it every week.

- Are you done?

- What's Niki have to tell us?

I don't know.

Look who's here!

What's Eleonora doing here?

She was curious and, besides,

she still has hopes.

It's a little late.

- Can you taste India?

- Good. 'You've been there.

Six months, I learned to do pasta

with vegetables, curry and saffron.

Dad, weren't you

with the guru's daughter?

'Yes, she had a beautiful soul

and a great body too.

Glad you're happy.

Will you still laugh now?

Let's see.

I have something to tell you.

Alex and I are getting married.

Look up.

Nothing to say?

Of course...

We're surprised

because you never told us anything

about your intentions,

but we're happy,

because we're fond of Alex.

Right? Say something.

Of course...

There's no water, I'll get some.

I'll help him.

- Im thrilled.

- It's wonderful.

What are you having?

Vodka, I'd say.

Me too, a double.

- Down here.

- Down there.

Congratulations!

Good for you.

Let's hope she's the right one.

'You should take

a pre-marriage course.

Sure, but let go of my cheek.

So now we'll get to meet

this elusive Niki and her parents.

- We'll organize a dinner.

- A week-end at our country home?

Good idea.

Why not?

It went over so well

even my mother,

after all our discussions

about our age difference.

How did it go with you?

Fine,

my father was the most enthuslastic.

Why?

Because they love each other.

Why get married?

She's young,

they should live together first,

to see what it's like.

Everyone gets separated today.

They're practically living together,

besides, lots of marriages work.

Like?

Like...

ours!

- Cristina and I broke up.

- So suddenly?

We needed a round-table discussion?

- We decided together.

- Let's think this over.

Now I want to enjoy life.

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