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Ive had enough of cloisters.

Let's talk it over.

We'll have time to talk,

Im coming to stay with you.

- Sure.

- I can, right?

Like you always say,

when a friend needs a friend...

This is one of those moments.

Hello.

Hello.

- She's the one from the pub!

- The dove.

She sure can kiss,

her tongue's like a Fendi scarf.

- Im Flavio.

- Sara. Coffee?

My wife and Ive separated.

- Im sorry.

- Goodbye privacy!

Welcome to the first meeting

of the pre-marriage course.

So many pretty faces!

So much love flowing between you!

Marriage, before God,

is a sacrament

that binds us for eternity.

To unbind it means

committing a tremendous sin.

So, the first question:

are you sure?

If anyone has doubts

or feels he or she is doing this

simply for social convention,

or any other reason,

don't be afraid, leave.

The Lord will understand.

Goodbye.

Praise His name forever.

- 'You're so elegant!

- Like my dress? - Very much.

- This is beautiful!

- Sit down.

I got you "American Gangster".

Sweet!

I made green pepper sauce filet

with baked potatoes

and these little hors d'oeuvres.

- I even bought the wine you like.

- That's so nice!

Im three weeks late.

Can I have some wine?

Silence, please.

Congratulations to Alex.

Soon, from being

the only bachelor of the group,

he'll be the only

non-separated married man.

- Terrible choice, man.

- Thanks for the encouragement.

'You finally got rid of your anxlety,

huh? "Until death do you part".

Just think when you have kids!

A nightmare.

Not true, the first din-din,

the first upchuck on your shoulder.

- Unique experiences!

- Disgusting.

- Think of when you choose the name.

- 'You'll fight all the time.

- Enrico, it's important.

- No, Pletro.

Stop!

Im not married yet, and you talk

"din-din" and "upchuck" with me.

Now you're giving me anxlety.

I took an important first step,

I made a choice.

Exactly, you made a choice,

but remember, marriage

is the only war

in which you sleep with the enemy.

Look how he ended up.

'You're the most beautiful woman

Ive ever seen.

Look how he ended up

and look at me.

'You didn't make a conscious choice,

if not for me, you'd have cheated on

Susanna on your wedding day.

Minor details,

it's a party, have fun.

Kiss my lips.

Looks like a single line to me.

- It's double.

- 'You're sure?

We did six tests, all positive.

Don't panic, we have time to decide.

Don't tell anyone for now,

not even your girlfriends.

Just don't worry.

Im not worried, I feel fine.

Im going to throw up.

Here's our Latin lover.

'You can't imagine... Fantastic!

- We talked for hours.

- Hours?

She's intelligent, sensitive and

you've no idea how we made love.

A Fury.

No doubt, considering the price!

- Meaning?

- 200 euro an hour.

'You didn't know she was a...

'Yeah, I'd sort of guessed.

Sort of guessed? Consider this

your Christmas and birthday present.

See you later.

Look at this! Im beginning

to like Alex more and more.

'Your sudden shift scares me.

Guys, a few recommendations.

'You have strong personalities,

could you put them aside for once?

Squatters, punk bands, riot groups,

let's not talk about the past, ok?

Okay, we'll try.

But it means denying who we are.

- Right! Are you ashamed of us?

- No.

- Hot damn!

- No swearing.

- Not even the Agnellis.

- Pretty close.

Welcome.

Did you have a good trip?

'Yes, thank you.

- What a cozy one-bedroom, huh?

- It's our family home.

Dito will show you to your rooms,

then we'll meet for a drink.

- Everything will be fine.

- Let's hope so.

After the introductions,

there will be a dinner of roe deer

caught by Mr. Belli himself.

This room is

for Miss Niki and Master Matteo.

Excuse me...

- 'Your name's Dito?

- Yes.

- Filipino?

- No, from Italy's Argentario.

Can you imagine me

not sleeping with Alex?

Don't take it so hard,

you can read me "Top Girl",

like when we were kids.

These things never work. Hello?

Im leaving.

Why don't you stay?

I'd feel better if you're here.

So when Ingrid wakes up,

she'll see you

and recognize you

as a familiar face.

We can watch a nice film.

Maybe you don't know this one,

it's French.

- When a woman changes hairstyle...

- She's about to change her man.

- 'You know it?

- It's one of my favorites.

- I cry every time I see it.

- Me too.

Here they are!

'You must be our Niki. Welcome.

Thanks for the compliment,

but Im her mother.

I see you forged ahead too,

and married a much older man also.

We're really about the same age.

We're Alex's sisters.

- Margherita.

- Roberto.

Here you are.

Have you already met?

They're my brothers-in-law.

It's the first time a car crash

brings happiness instead of damage.

That's Heather

practically Dad's fourt'h child.

She'll take us hunting tomorrow.

Wonderful, Im an expert hunter.

This is my father.

We finally meet.

- My mother.

- We were so curious.

- Ascanio.

- Claudia's husband.

- Look who's here!

- Eleonora, an old family friend.

'You must be Niki.

No, I am.

Come sit at our table.

Checking out my tattoo?

Nice, huh? It's Chinese.

- "Inviolable Dragon".

- Nice.

Im crazy about them, look at this.

- Roberto and Simona.

- Very romantic!

Why don't we have dinner.

He has another one too,

'cause even numbers bring bad luck.

- Show them.

- This one's lower.

No, thank you!

Im sure it's beautiful.

- What's wrong?

- Look how you made me dress.

- I feel silly.

- 'You're beautiful.

Have another drink,

take your mind off it.

I need more time, it's too soon.

I know what you need, I won't leave

you sitting at home depressed.

- Do you trust me?

- No, I have a headache and anxlety.

We'll have some laughs,

they're very nice guys.

Tobia's my kick boxing teacher,

Davide's his friend,

he's a real estate agent.

Nothing has to happen necessarily!

Don't you trust me?

Marriage is the only valid foundation

to create a family.

- It's not really the only one.

- I believe so.

Roberto, what do you think?

From experience,

I'd say anything's possible.

Simona and I got married

when Niki was already 3.

The family had been created

quite a while before.

Simona, it couldn't have been easy

for you, being so young,

a career, a daughter...

Niki's always been good-natured,

so I was able to finish my studies

and work.

She was always with us,

traveling and at our concerts.

Concerts? What music did you do?

Watch your hands!

Chamber music,

"The Melancholy Soloists".

That's how Niki got my passion

for the harpsichord.

Harpsichord?

Do I get a motorbike?

- Oh, so many harpsichord concerts

in our childhood! - 'Yup!

- Here they are.

- Already?

Look how cute they are.

Davide didn't believe

you were Cristina.

He says

he only meets hags through me.

What am I getting into?

Let's go.

- A good start.

- I don't want to imagine the end.

Did you see my great jab

last lesson?

So, you're in real estate.

They didn't tell me

your eyes were so beautiful.

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