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He's so handsome!

Will I end up liking him?

Traditional values

have gone down the drain.

'Young people have no rules anymore.

- Rules, like?

- Curfews, roles...

Not everything's permissible, is it?

- Well...

- In what sense?

I don't totally agree.

When I met her

Simona's hair was bright pink

and she was a squatter

with some punks in London.

She had no rules,

but nine months later Niki was born

and she became an excellent mother.

So, it's not necessarily true.

A punk? And the harpsichord?

It came later, with maturity.

During the alternative phase.

Meaning she'd alternate

punk and harpsichord.

Now she's totally punk...

I mean harpsichord.

Dito, a drop of water.

All so serious,

ready to judge and label.

Who do they think they are?

That's what I say,

it's too soon to get married.

What's that have to do

with anything?

It doesn't, but the idea of Niki

getting married drives me nuts.

Good thing we only have to see them

once a year.

If we're lucky once a year.

We have to be patient.

Niki's very pretty.

'Yeah, maybe as one

of our daughter's classmates.

I like them.

- 'You like them?

- 'Yeah.

The harpsichord story made me laugh.

- Exhausting.

- A disaster.

It'll go better tomorrow.

It's ridiculous

that I have to sleep with my brother.

It's you two!

Alex, you're next door. I'll slip in

like I used to, if I have nightmares.

Good night.

- We were ten years old!

- I'll give her nightmares.

I wanted to ask you to sleep with me.

- Mommy won't get mad?

- I have her permission.

The one time you go out,

you bring the baby!

- Why not, it's not allowed?

- See those girls?

- Them?

- Smile.

Hi, you hunks!

Be positive.

Let's sit down?

Here we are.

- Wow, this place is fab!

- Rome's the greatest.

Seen that view?

'You can even see

the castle with the little angel.

Castel Sant'Angelo,

the one from Tosca.

This Tosca's filthy rich!

She's a friend of yours?

Nah, Tosca the singer! I had no idea

she sold so many records.

- Cute, can I?

- No, she's asleep.

Stop!

- I won't break her.

- But you've broken my...

- Im leaving.

- What's with him?

Lousy temperament!

Excuse us... we'll order later.

Weirdos, what did we do?

They're subnormal,

I have nothing to say to them.

- Floriana was even on "Big Brother".

- Right, so what can I say to them?

If you don't want to pay,

these are the freebies. Optimism!

That jacket's unreal.

A pair of Ray-Band

and you're all Top Gun.

We're a couple of Top Guns,

watch out or we'll pop all of you.

Floriana,

you're more sophisticated than on TV.

Im much prettier.

There's no doubt at all.

'You're sure?

Can you point it out to me?

- Diletta's pregnant.

- What do we do now?

Don't worry and don't be afraid.

- 'You have time to think it over.

- How long?

Three weeks.

That's 21 days,

'Yes, we have a little time!

Roberto, I'll give you the best dog.

Her name's Heather

take good care of her.

The dog, on the left.

- Is the safety catch in place?

- Absolutely!

- She sure pulls, huh?

- Go on ahead!

Slow down!

I couldn't make it to the opening,

I was too stressed out

with piles of dirty dishes!

I told Guendalin:

no more Thursdays off.

Niki, when are you coming back?

I can't study.

TO GUIDO:

I was just reading your book.

- Who was it?

- Friends...

Sit, Heather, they're coming.

- How's it going?

- Great!

If you don't free her,

she won't scavenge a boar.

I like to keep them leashed

to increase motivation.

What the hell am I saying?

I'll unleash you,

but stay right here.

A boar!

The safety catch!

Oh God, Heather!

- 'You shot the dog?

- The safety fired.

My dears!

Simone, did we send

Testino's photos?

'Yes, before we left.

- 'You're right!

- Relax, it's a party.

I'll get you something to drink.

Remember me?

I did the photographs

for the last fashion show.

'Yes! How are you?

- Want to dance?

- No, thank you.

'You're right, after all it's a party.

Thank you!

I changed my mind.

- What are you saying?

- Shut up!

'Your family was

a non-stop bitchy come back.

They'd have been happier

if your father hadn't shot the dog!

She survived though, right?

Maybe if Eleonora hadn't behaved

as if she was marrying you,

I'd have been happier.

She's an old family friend,

and has nothing to do with this.

She drools after you.

Are you writing to Claudio or Riki?

What?

I should be worried, you have

a ton of friends I don't know.

- 'You opened my mail?

- No.

- Tell me!

- I said I didn't.

So, how do you know

about Riki and Claudio?

- I glanced at it.

- Don't you dare do that again.

If you don't want me to open it,

close it next time.

I understand!

The most important thing

is unity between you both.

Understand?

I knew it deep down.

So be it.

Where are you going?

'You don't want a cup of coffee?

- I have to run.

- Eddy's got a hold of you, huh?

- Right.

- Did you leave me your number?

'Yes, you'll call?

- What are you doing here?

- I live here.

- I didn't know that.

- Let's go, we're late.

'Your sweater's inside-out.

- Who are these Paris Hiltons?

- Alex's sisters.

When you get fed up, the invitation

for distraction still stands.

We have tons of cute ideas

for the wedding.

'You'll be so beautiful.

Tiffany for the wedding list.

It's not your taste yet

but you'll acquire it in time.

"The Bolognese" for catering.

We'll get flowers from Holland,

we have to discuss their placement.

Sure...

This is the best, neo-classic, chic.

Im not sure.

- This then.

- Excuse me!

I like these, Olly designed them.

Cute, but maybe

for your first daughter's birthday.

- The Randinis here.

- Not near the Selvas!

I don't know any of them,

do as you wish.

Over here please

for the wedding favors.

The linen pouch

or the taffeta bow?

Taffeta forever!

- Sweetheart, so?

Im marrying you, not them.

It would be nice if you'd help

choose the wedding favors.

Coming.

- I'll choose the favors myself.

- Fine.

We're late for the manicure.

Wedding lists don't wait either.

- Alessandro Belli?

- 'Yes, where are they?

They left, but that's

the favor that Niki chose.

This?

It's beautiful, it's orange...

brings good luck.

Thanks for all your help!

'You're welcome.

Very nice.

Ele has an awesome

make-up studio.

Here's the first look.

Ready? Smile, happy bride.

Take your time, it's your wedding.

'You're trying wedding dresses on

and didn't even tell us?

- Im swamped with things.

- In fact, you vanished.

They're Alex's sisters.

So you're the ones

who've taken her hostage?

'You're not marrying in the 1600s!

May be I need something less formal.

Right. I'll take over.

Ghastly taste.

Can't she choose

her own wedding dress?

Sorry if we prefer a designer dress

to... what's her name?

She's a New 'York designer

who goes by the color red.

Exactly, Anonymous Bordeaux!

Don't be such snobs,

your taste is for the living dead.

- No hysterics.

- Im defending you from the harpies.

- Cute!

- Very polite.

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