Scusa Ma Ti Voglio Sposare Page #5

---

Be respectful,

they're older than you.

Since you decided to get married,

you've been completely self-involved.

My life's sh*t, Ive been calling

for 3 weeks and you always hang up.

We're here for you.

- Try a shrink, honey.

- Why did we even come here?

I like this one more.

And this?

I can't take any more.

I'll just leave you two.

- What's the matter?

- I see your sisters more than you.

I argued with my girlfriends

and Im exhausted,

for the catering,

the goddamned invitations

and a wedding dress even

my grandmother wouldn't wear!

No one's forcing you.

They're forcing me and you're letting

your family control you.

'You're so hot when you're mad.

Well, I must be a bombshell then,

'cause Im f***ing pissed off.

Now you're exaggerating,

you're acting like a spoiled child.

And you, the classic over-worked

husband, blind to everything.

Come here.

'You need a break. 'You know what?

We'll go to the beach tonight,

eat some fish, a bottle of champagne

and you'll be fine.

Okay?

'You don't know how I feel.

I do, it's just that I have to work.

We're late with this campaign.

Im in a mess, we'll talk tonight.

I promise.

- So?

- We really like it.

We'd like the TV on this wall.

They say keeping it in the bedroom

destroys relationships.

It does in any case,

and it will destroy yours

in any case.

It's the truth.

Relationships are like sick people

waiting to become terminally ill.

- Is the bathroom okay?

- Yes...

Excuse me.

'You can't call this bag Dolce R

Babbana, it's a delicate issue.

Flavio, how's it going?

Im in the middle of a panic attack.

Where are you?

With clients.

rmy heart is pounding.

It's normal, you just separated.

'You're translating

my friend's problems?

- What do I do?

- I have the remedy.

What's so funny?

Never had love pains before?

Hey babe, I'll be right down.

Forgive me, but I can't this evening.

- Meaning?

I have to go to Milan.

But it's just for a day.

How did she take it?

Just great.

I don't believe it!

I even argued with my girlfriends

because of him.

'You managed to graduate!

I say, four girls

who go by "The Node"

should be flunked from the start.

What's "The Node"?

Is this kindergarten?

Forget it!

- 'You, what's your nickname?

- Casper. - Flunked, for life!

Excellent teacher.

What if our friendship

were to end someday?

Don't even say that!

Our friendship will never end,

swear that to me.

We swear!

Fate sometimes

has a life of its own.

I was sure you wouldn't even answer.

Cut the long face,

you're unbearable.

'You know what you should do

in these cases? Nothing.

Meaning?

Unplug your mind,

we won't talk about anything.

Pretend you have no reason

to be upset.

Pretend your name's not even Niki.

- What's my name?

- Liberty.

Trust me?

I like the name Liberty.

This is the Protestant cemetery.

In high school, I'd come here

when I ditched school.

I'll show you something.

I didn't think he was here.

"Here lies One

Whose Name was writ in Water".

"If thy name be 'writ in water',

each drop has fallen

from some mourner's cheek".

It's beautiful!

Shelley's tomb's here too.

Look, she's still here!

That woman went crazy

over a broken love

and lives in this cemetery.

Good thing you wanted

to cheer me up!

Im scared, let's go.

It seems she came here

to be near the Romantic poets,

the only ones

who can understand her suffering.

A beautiful legend of love,

who knows if it's true?

Maybe it is. Are you still scared?

A little.

- What's over there?

- Don't worry, he's tied.

Is Liberty enjoying herself?

Very much.

My father got married three times,

each time he downed two bottles

of whiskey before saying "I do".

But he always made it.

'Yes, but he keeps a stash

in the drawer.

'You know the feeling

when your beliefs collapse?

'You wake up one day and say:

"My God, that was me!"

Right, and who's the girl feeling

like she was hit by a train?

I think,

it's the same beautiful person.

Sorry, I have to go home.

He's clumsy, but he's trying.

If you can't calm him,

I'll hook you up with man b*obs.

I wouldn't look bad with b*obs.

We could be like them in just

a few months, it's so unreal.

'You're telling me!

Sorry, just joking!

Jacopo and James!

Mind if I go play soccer with them?

- Of course!

- 'You're sure?

He's off to play soccer

and we've only got two more weeks.

Doctor, you've opened my mind.

I can see clearly now.

I have to thank Pletro

for bringing me here.

Im sure my wife is just as

introspective, I know her.

I can't see her jumping into bed

with the first man she meets,

she's probably racking her brains

for the meaning of all this.

I know.

'You're wrong!

It's so wonderful to feel

desired again,

to let yourself go.

Sweetheart?

The campaign was a huge success.

Dear Alex, it's been months

since we decided to get married

and I don't feel the way I should,

just a huge emptiness.

A huge emptiness?

I think I got in over my head.

Maybe Im too romantic,

In these weeks,

I wished you'd come to save me,

like a Prince Charming,

arriving on a motorbike.

A motorbike?

Telling me:
"From now on

I'll take care of you".

I hoped you'd take me away

from all these useless formalities.

Im sorry,

I want to be alone for a while.

I need some time

and I don't know how long.

It's you!

I thought it was Erica or Diletta.

- I have to talk.

- Im ready to hear your apologies.

- Im not getting married anymore.

- What?

She said:
"Why don't you

take me for a motorcycle ride"?

Now that's just humiliating.

- Just like that? Out of nothing?

- Out of the blue.

- Well, same thing!

- That's the saying...

She says she's too romantic!

She's giving you

romanticism lessons?

After Paris, the bridge... Women, the

more you give, the more they want.

What can we do?

I don't know!

- Alex, what's up?

- She left him.

- She left you?

- She left me.

Because he didn't take her

for a motorcycle ride.

- Well you could have!

- That's what I said.

It's not just that,

I have a phobia for motorbikes,

I fell off one as a kid, ok?

It left a trauma, end of the matter.

- Was there THE letter?

- There was.

The letter is the symbol

for THE END!

Thanks.

The letter is the letter.

Niki, what courage!

It's hard when you have to choose.

Im sorry,

take your time, we're here for you.

Right, girls?

Sure, of course!

- Sorry if I neglected you.

- That's enough!

Let's show them

how The Node reacts!

'You're not getting married anymore,

so what?

I flirt with my Professor

while Im seeing two other guys!

It's incredible.

I have no words.

It's the first time Ive left Ingrid

with a baby-sitter.

I mean Alex!

- Right, poor guy.

- Is he sleeping?

Can I stay here for a while?

Sure, that's why we're here.

- We're glad, "mi casa, tu casa"!

- "Mi casa"!

Anyway, yes, we're glad.

But, do me a favor

in the future, take your women

by surprise to the altar.

It's the second time you've been

dumped a month from the wedding.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes