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Search Party
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- 2014
- 93 min
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This van is kind
of weirding me out.
This van and the weed
is freaking me out.
I feel like I'm
on another planet.
I don't know,
I like Marty's van.
You know, it's like
a cozy cocaine mansion.
You know I met this
dude like five times?
Marty still does not
remember my name.
Yeah, where'd you find that guy?
won the pai-gow tournament.
Pai-gow.
Hold on.
Pai-gow.
Tracy's coming to
pick us up, so...
Hold on a second.
Did you just invite your
fiance to your bachelor party?
Is that the cool thing to do?
No.
Did we just witness that?
I didn't...
No, I mean...
Well,
all the bars are closed
and our designated driver's like
passed out in the back.
I thought...
I thought it was over.
Is it not over?
Well, let us celebrate
the brief moments
that we have left
with each other?
Here's to the three of us.
Friends for life.
Thanks, guys.
- This was an awesome night.
- I will drink to that.
Hey, you guys...
You guys think I'm, like,
doing the right thing, right?
Like marrying...
Marrying Tracy?
Are you happy?
If you were happy,
would you even ask that question?
Well, it's not necessarily...
I mean, marriage can be scary,
even if you found the right girl.
Yeah, but you're
scared of everything.
You won't even ask out the attractive
girl who works at your office.
We work together.
So did Siegfried and Roy.
And look at them.
One of them got mauled
by a white tiger.
It was a wildebeest.
They don't do a wildebeest show.
Whatever you decide,
that is your decision.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
It's not his decision.
It's our decision.
What?
It is.
That's what you said.
We all have veto power
over each other's girls.
No, I said that
when I was nine.
I was a 9-year-old boy.
We made a pact.
I don't know, I'm sorry,
I shouldn't have brought all this stuff up.
No, dude.
You wanna make a pros and cons list?
Okay.
- I love her.
- That's a pro.
I'm happy.
Okay, we're ahead of the game.
Cons would be she eats slow.
She just chews so slow.
"She chews slow"?
That's the biggest con you have?
I mean, three-hour dinners
for the rest of your life.
And I just sort of have to
change my old self in order
to be my new self. You know?
That's part of the thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you saying that you can't
That's
coming out wrong. No.
I can be myself.
It's not that I can't be myself,
I just sort of need to
kind of have this new self.
or you're not being yourself.
I'm myself, okay, guys?
It's just that I have to...
You have to?
I want to evolve
this old self into a new self,
so the old self
goes to sleep
and the new self comes awake.
And sometimes,
the new self is truer
than any of the other
Do you...
Do you do you
really wanna do this?
Yes. Of course I do,
come on.
I'm just high, man.
I'm just high.
Forget I said any
of this stuff, okay?
I just wanted to
talk things through,
you know, before
I jump off the bridge.
"Jump off the bridge"?
Yeah, jump off the bridge.
It's like a really
famous saying.
Yeah, it does not pertain
to getting married.
I think you have that
mixed up, actually, but...
Hey, Tracy.
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming out.
Coming out.
- Did you just hear that?
- Yeah.
He just equated
getting married to suicide.
No, I think he's having
jitters or something.
That's not the jitters.
She's a good person.
She's mean to waiters.
her bare legs by that guy.
- Hey, guys.
- Hey!
There she is!
How much weed did you smoke?
All of it.
You guys excited
about the wedding?
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah. Jump off...
Yeah. Jumping off...
Jumping off that bridge.
Jumping off that bridge.
Okay, time to go, man.
It's time to go.
I've been sitting here a long time.
And what are we doing here, man?
I gotta go.
Just let me hang out
and think for a second.
We've been parked
here for an hour.
What would you do
if your best friend
was about to make the
biggest mistake of his life?
What, she's cheating on him?
What's happening?
No, I just don't think
they should get married.
We were all hanging out
and he was talking
about the pros and cons,
and, I mean, it was mostly cons.
I don't know. I think
part of him wants me
to go in there
and stop the wedding.
That's crazy, right?
Yeah, that's crazy.
We were all high in Marty's van
when we were talking about it.
I don't know, man.
Weed is truth.
Weed is truth.
Right? People get high
and they say some real sh*t.
I wish my friends had told me I was
making a mistake before my ceremony.
You wish your friends
had stopped you?
Every day of my life.
But we got married and then, bing,
bang, boom, we have the children.
me to a ship that's sinking.
Haunting me every day
from my kitchen.
Great kids.
Jesus.
But everybody
makes a mistake?
Sometimes, these mistakes,
they're for eternity.
How many words would
it take to really say
How much you've changed my
You make the good stuff better
And the bad stuff, too
Yeah, my life is better
'Cause I get to do it with you
Every night when we eat dinner
I get to chew it with you
If we get sick,
I get to flu it with you
And if we're watching Green Card
I get to Depardieu it with you
Yeah, my life is better...
Everything okay?
What?
Yeah. Tux looks great.
Thanks, yeah.
It was my grandfather's.
He was Italian.
He died in it.
Okay.
Remember this vow
I will renew it with you
My life is better
'Cause I get to do it with you
Okay. Now
it's time for the good part.
I believe you're providing the rings?
Yeah.
Got it.
Oops.
I, Nardo, take you, Tracy...
I, Nardo, take you, Tracy...
Stop!
Stop!
Sh*t!
What?
Stop the wedding! Stop!
Please, stop the...
The wedding.
I can't let you do this.
Jason, don't!
I'm sorry, but I have to.
What is happening?
Stay away from my daughter.
Who, Tracy?
Yuck. Gross.
I'm not here because I love her.
I'm here because I love him.
Me?
I knew it.
No, Jared, it's not a gay thing.
God, what is with him?
His bangs are longer
than his face.
I know that as I said that,
it did come out kind of gay,
but Nardo and I are
more than gay.
We're best friends.
And that goes for... For Evan, too.
Leave me out of this.
Hey, hey, Jason.
Jason, you cannot
do this right now.
Evan and I love you too much to
let you go through with this.
Leave me out of this!
What the hell is going on?
I'm sorry, Tracy,
I wanted to say this earlier.
You know, before
your family got involved
and Jesus was here.
I didn't realize
this is way more awkward
than I thought it was gonna be.
I thought that some
people would agree.
Not that you would carry me out
on your shoulders or anything,
but you guys have really
left me hanging here.
This is really...
This is a toughie.
But... But the point is
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