Second Chance Christmas Page #13

Okay, look, hey, they're

commercial? okay, look, hey, they're

already starting, just sit over

okay, look, hey, they're already starting,

just sit over here to the side and keep your

already starting, just sit over here

to the side and keep your mouth shut.

Here to the side and keep

your mouth shut. Come on.

Mouth shut. Come on.

Woman:
And, action!

Come on. Woman:
And, action!

You can't throw away money

woman:
and, action! You can't throw

away money like I can, 'cause you're not

you can't throw away money like I can,

'cause you're not durron Richard... I am.

Like I can, 'cause you're not durron Richard

I am. You may not be a millionaire

durron Richard... I am. You may not be a

millionaire like me, but you'll feel like

you may not be a millionaire like me, but

you'll feel like one when you shop at

like me, but you'll feel like

one when you shop at altonmart.

One when you shop at altonmart.

Where your Christmas dollars

altonmart. where your Christmas

dollars will go further than me,

where your Christmas dollars will go further

than me, durron Richard, streaking up the

will go further than me, durron Richard,

streaking up the sideline for six.

Durron Richard, streaking up the

sideline for six. Touchdown, baby!

Sideline for six. Touchdown, baby!

[ Laughs ]

Touchdown, baby! [ Laughs ]

Oh, yeah, shop at altonmart

[ laughs ] oh, yeah, shop at

altonmart this Christmas, where your

oh, yeah, shop at altonmart this Christmas,

where your Christmas dollars go further.

This Christmas, where your Christmas

dollars go further. And, cut.

Christmas dollars go further. And, cut.

Nice job, durron.

And, cut. Nice job, durron.

Good job, let's go.

Nice job, durron. Good job, let's go.

[ Bell rings twice ]

Good job, let's go. [ Bell rings

twice ] Whatever, whatever.

[ Bell rings twice ]

whatever, whatever. Bro...

Whatever, whatever. Bro...

Be honest, what do you think?

Bro... be honest, what do you think?

I think it's tight,

be honest, what do you think?

I think it's tight, i love it.

I think it's tight, i love it.

You don't think I'm saying my

I love it. You don't think

I'm saying my name too much?

You don't think I'm saying my name too

much? That's a lot of "durron Richard"

name too much? That's a lot of

"durron Richard" even for me.

That's a lot of "durron Richard" even

for me. Listen, when was the last

even for me. Listen, when was the

last time you was concerned about

listen, when was the last time

you was concerned about that?

Time you was concerned about that?

Okay, look, come on, it's

that? okay, look, come on, it's

fantastic, I think it's funny,

okay, look, come on, it's fantastic, I think

it's funny, i love it, it's humorous.

Fantastic, I think it's funny, i love it,

it's humorous. Ladies love confidence.

I love it, it's humorous. Ladies love

confidence. You just sound very confident.

Ladies love confidence. You just

sound very confident. I love it.

You just sound very confident. I love it.

Are you guys insane?

I love it. Are you guys insane?

What kind of Christmas

are you guys insane? What kind

of Christmas commercial is this?

What kind of Christmas commercial is this?

Lawrence, I thought I told

commercial is this? Lawrence, I

thought I told you to be quiet...

Lawrence, I thought I told you to be

quiet... this is the worst Christmas

you to be quiet... this is the

worst Christmas commercial ever!

This is the worst Christmas commercial

ever! Um, wait a minute, who is

commercial ever! Um, wait

a minute, who is this kid?

Um, wait a minute, who is this kid?

He's my wife's son.

This kid? He's my wife's son.

Oh.

He's my wife's son. Oh.

Okay, and, while that clearly

oh. okay, and, while that clearly

qualifies you to critique a

okay, and, while that clearly qualifies you

to critique a professional commercial, how

qualifies you to critique a professional

commercial, how about you let us grown-ups

professional commercial, how about

you let us grown-ups handle that.

About you let us grown-ups handle that.

You're not "handling"

handle that. You're

not "handling" anything.

You're not "handling" anything.

It's all the bad stuff about

anything. it's all the bad stuff

about Christmas, none of the good

it's all the bad stuff about

Christmas, none of the good stuff.

Christmas, none of the good stuff.

All right, let's go.

Stuff. all right, let's go.

No, no, hold on, hold on,

all right, let's go. No, no,

hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

No, no, hold on, hold on,

hold on, hold on. Everybody?

Hold on, hold on. Everybody?

Malcolm...

Everybody? Malcolm...

It's not that bad.

Malcolm... it's not that bad.

Or is it?

It's not that bad. Or is it?

It's terrible.

Or is it? It's terrible.

It's all about spending money.

It's terrible. It's all about spending

money. Where's the Christmas spirit?

It's all about spending money. Where's the

Christmas spirit? Where's Santa, for crying out

where's the Christmas spirit?

Where's Santa, for crying out loud?

Where's Santa, for crying out loud?

You're turning Christmas into

loud? you're turning

Christmas into a joke.

You're turning Christmas into a joke.

Get him out of here.

A joke. Get him out of here.

Durron, let's... come, let's

get him out of here. Durron, let's...

come, let's talk some more about your

durron, let's... come, let's talk some

more about your compensation package.

Talk some more about your compensation

package. Look, what are you doing?

Compensation package. Look, what are

you doing? I told you to be quiet.

Look, what are you doing? I told you to

be quiet. But you're ruining Christmas!

I told you to be quiet. But you're

ruining Christmas! It's a commercial!

But you're ruining Christmas! It's a

commercial! It's supposed to be funny...

it's a commercial! It's supposed to

be funny... look, what is your deal with

it's supposed to be funny... look,

what is your deal with Christmas?

Look, what is your deal with Christmas?

It was my mom's favorite

Christmas? it was my

mom's favorite holiday.

It was my mom's favorite holiday.

You were there, you saw how

holiday. you were there,

you saw how happy she was.

You were there, you saw how happy she was.

No matter how poor we were, she

happy she was. No matter how poor we

were, she always found a way to give me

no matter how poor we were, she always

found a way to give me the best presents.

Always found a way to give me the best

presents. She used to say Santa got them

the best presents. She used to say Santa

got them for me, but, come on, now,

she used to say Santa got them for me, but,

come on, now, I'm not a little kid anymore.

For me, but, come on, now, I'm not a little

kid anymore. So, if you want to do something

I'm not a little kid anymore. So, if you

want to do something funny, don't do it with

so, if you want to do something

funny, don't do it with Christmas!

Funny, don't do it with Christmas!

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