Second Chance Christmas Page #14

Look, Lawrence...

Christmas! look, Lawrence...

last Christmas she bought me

look, Lawrence... last Christmas she

bought me that ps4... do you have any idea

last Christmas she bought me that ps4... do

you have any idea how much those things cost?

That ps4... do you have any idea how much those

things cost? Santa didn't get that for me,

how much those things cost? Santa

didn't get that for me, mom did.

Santa didn't get that for me, mom did.

Mom did everything for me.

Mom did. Mom did everything for me.

Christmas means too much.

Mom did everything for me.

Christmas means too much. Okay.

Christmas means too much.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. okay. we'll

figure something else out.

Okay. we'll figure something else out.

Come on, let's go home...

We'll figure something else out. Come

on, let's go home... hey, Malcolm.

Come on, let's go home... hey, Malcolm.

Next time, don't bring the kid

hey, Malcolm. Next time,

don't bring the kid to work.

Next time, don't bring the kid to work.

You're fired.

[ Sighs ]

[ Airplane drones in distance ]

[ Exhales ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

Malcolm... sorry about the commercial.

I didn't mean for you to lose

sorry about the commercial. I didn't

mean for you to lose your job.

I didn't mean for you to lose your job.

I didn't lose my job.

Your job. I didn't lose my job.

I'm durron's manager, it's just,

I didn't lose my job. I'm durron's

manager, it's just, uh, just a big contract.

I'm durron's manager, it's just, uh, just

a big contract. But, uh, you know what?

Uh, just a big contract. But, uh,

you know what? You were right.

But, uh, you know what? You were right.

The commercial was offensive and

you were right. The commercial was

offensive and we shouldn't be doing it,

the commercial was offensive and

we shouldn't be doing it, anyway.

We shouldn't be doing it, anyway.

Well, I wrote you a new one.

Anyway. well, I wrote you a new one.

You don't have to use it if you

well, I wrote you a new one. You don't

have to use it if you don't want to.

Thanks. how'd it go, uh...

How'd it go today?

How'd it go, uh... How'd it go today?

With the girl?

How'd it go today? With the girl?

Let's just say...

With the girl? Let's just say...

The fight was with her

let's just say... The fight

was with her boyfriend.

The fight was with her boyfriend.

Oh!

Boyfriend. oh! Yeah,

I did everything you

oh! yeah, I did

everything you told me to.

Yeah, I did everything you told me to.

She waved and smiled at me.

Told me to. She waved and smiled at me.

I don't think he was too happy

she waved and smiled at me. I don't

think he was too happy about that.

I don't think he was too happy about that.

[ Malcolm laughs ]

About that. [ Malcolm

laughs ] I guess not!

[ Malcolm laughs ] I guess not!

Have to stop calling you

I guess not! Have to stop calling

you "little man" and start calling

have to stop calling you "little man" and

start calling you "lg"... "little gangster."

"Little man" and start calling you "lg"...

"little gangster." I like that... "lg."

You "lg"... "little gangster." I like that

"lg." So, you can you tell me about

I like that... "lg." So, you

can you tell me about step two?

So, you can you tell me about step two?

Of course!

Step two? Of course! Seems

like you did a great job

of course! Seems like you

did a great job with step one.

Seems like you did a great job with step

one. All right, look, remember what I

with step one. All right, look, remember

what i told you before... women are

all right, look, remember what i told you

before... women are more attracted to guys with

told you before... women are more attracted

to guys with confidence than good looks.

More attracted to guys with confidence than

good looks. Look, why do you think you see

confidence than good looks. Look, why do you

think you see so many rich little dorky dudes

look, why do you think you see so many rich

little dorky dudes with super-hot wives?

So many rich little dorky dudes with

super-hot wives? Because they're rich.

With super-hot wives? Because they're

rich. Okay, yeah, that def...

because they're rich. Okay, yeah,

that def... that's definitely something to

okay, yeah, that def... that's

definitely something to do with it...

That's definitely something to do with

it... But mostly it's because the

do with it... But mostly it's because

the money makes them confident in

but mostly it's because the money

makes them confident in themselves.

Money makes them confident in themselves.

Confidence is irresistible to

themselves. confidence is

irresistible to women.

Confidence is irresistible to women.

Well, coming from a little

women. well, coming from a

little dorky dude myself, can you

well, coming from a little dorky dude

myself, can you refrain from saying that?

Dorky dude myself, can you refrain from

saying that? Okay, you're not...

Refrain from saying that? Okay, you're

not... you are not a little dorky dude.

Okay, you're not... you are not a little

dorky dude. You are 100% "lg," you just got

you are not a little dorky dude. You are

100% "lg," you just got to believe it.

You are 100% "lg," you just got

to believe it. You are, you are!

To believe it. You are, you are!

Look, why do you think she's

you are, you are! Look, why do you think

she's dating a basketball player?

Look, why do you think she's dating a

basketball player? 'Cause he's confident?

Dating a basketball player?

'Cause he's confident? Exactly.

'Cause he's confident? Exactly.

Playing sports as a kid is the

exactly. playing sports as a kid

is the same thing as being rich as

playing sports as a kid is the same

thing as being rich as an adult.

Same thing as being rich as an adult.

Well, then, I'm screwed,

an adult. Well, then, I'm

screwed, 'cause I suck at sports.

Well, then, I'm screwed, 'cause I

suck at sports. No, okay, you're not

'cause I suck at sports. No, okay,

you're not listening, it's no more the

no, okay, you're not listening, it's

no more the sports than it is the money.

Listening, it's no more the sports than it

is the money. It's about the confidence that

sports than it is the money. It's about the

confidence that comes from being good at

it's about the confidence that comes

from being good at something.

Comes from being good at something.

Mm.

Something. mm. All

right, what are you

mm. all right,

what are you good at?

All right, what are you good at?

School, but nobody cares

good at? School, but

nobody cares about that.

School, but nobody cares about that.

It doesn't matter, if you do.

About that. It doesn't matter,

if you do. Okay, what's her name?

It doesn't matter, if you do.

Okay, what's her name? Penny.

Okay, what's her name? Penny.

All right.

Penny. all right. Step

two, find a way to impress

all right. Step two, find

a way to impress penny.

Step two, find a way to impress penny.

Well, I do have pi memorized

penny. well, I do have pi

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