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but, um, my rectum

wasn't gonna factor into

tonight's activities whatsoever.

I know, I know.

Okay.

I know. It's just,

it's the whole area.

It's...

What?

It's bacteria...

It really bothers you.

Health safety?

Y- Y... Sure.

God.

Do you remember

the thing... the places

you put in your mouth

when we first got together?

I know.

Em...

Whatever. Em, come on.

I didn't...

I didn't mean anything by it.

I... Oh, c...

Don't be angry.

I want the biggest

goddamn one you got.

Yeah. Just... you-you put

five of them together

if you have to.

Well, money is

absolutely no object.

Okay.

Okay, is it gonna be

the-the biggest one

that you've ever made?

Well, check with your

co-workers. I'm totally serious.

I want this to be the biggest

one that any of them

have ever seen

going out the store.

That's right.

Wow, that is pricey.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

That's cool.

That's totally worth it.

Um...

Goddamn right I want

a note to go with it.

Yeah. Um...

Is that gonna cost extra?

Okay, good. Um...

Do you have a pen?

'Cause this-this

has to be exact.

Have a great day, baby.

You have about another hour.

I love you.

Why don't you let me

do the walks?

Our customers put faith

in us, all right?

They give us keys to their

houses and they trust us.

So what you saying?

I'm trustful.

You wouldn't be tempted to

snoop, just a little bit?

Just give me a blindfold

when I'm up in there.

Alicia, I'm sorry,

but I can't trust you.

See, why you gotta say

something like that?

Look at your personal life,

all right?

You disrespect Mickey

all the time. No.

It ain't disrespect unless it's

with somebody we both know.

You see, you haven't been

listening to me, girl.

Mm-hmm.

It's still cheating.

It's cheating when two people

are doing something

that they're not permitted

to do.

You know what?

It's easy for you.

You can do whatever you want.

What?

You don't even got kids

to worry about.

I'm married. All right?

I can't do whatever I want.

What's so funny?

Can I help you?

Yeah.

Where I can leave this?

Hey! Come on.

They're for me.

Alicia, give it.

Oh...

Come on.

"A little birdie told me

"you were asking about me.

What if..."

That's it?

Damn, girl!

Who this?

Can I have you

sign this, please?

Come on.

Come on.

Go on.

Good boy.

Hey, Brandon.

How you doing, jerky?

Listen, call me back.

Or don't, it's okay,

'cause I'm coming home.

And I wanted to know

how you were doing,

and if I could stay

with you, maybe.

Mom and Dad do not know

I'm coming to town,

so don't tell them, all right?

I don't want them to know,

I don't need them to.

Okay? So I'm going

to be there at about

2:
00 or 3:00 this afternoon.

Call me, jerky!

What?

Is Brandon here?

Who's Brandon?

Who are you?

What, are you one of

Shannon's friends? I...

Don't even ask me

where Brandon is.

Is he in Damariscotta?

I don't know if he's

in the state of Maine.

You know, I don't know jack

about sh*t about Brandon

except that he's the hell

out of my house.

You're absolutely,

positively sure

you can't make an exception?

Yep.

Please?

Nope.

Oh, come on, you seem

like such a nice woman.

He's housebroken.

No.

He is just a tiny little quiet...

You see our sign?

"Absolutely no pets.

Period!"

That's right.

Why is there an exclamation

point if it says "period"?

Hi.

Do you allow... credit cards?

Thank you.

Okay, hold on.

Wait, wait, wait.

Okay.

What-what are you doing?

What do you mean?

Why are you doing that?

Mm.

'Cause I know you like it.

No.

You don't...

you don't like it? Okay.

Well, that's not

why you're doing it.

I d...

Huh?

Why are you doing

that right now?

'Cause I've...

I don't...

well, it's...

It's your birthday...

Ah-ha.

Yes.

Okay, you're weirding me out.

No, no, no.

Okay, okay, um...

When was the last time

you-you-you did...

you did that for me?

I don't know.

Just think about it.

Um...

I guess it's been a while.

Yeah.

It's been a while.

It's been 365 days.

No.

Yeah.

No, it has, I-I swear,

I've... kept track.

It's been a whole year?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Ooh.

The last time that-that

you gave me head

was on my last birthday.

Okay? But if you think about

it, like, the first year

that we were, like, hanging

out or whatever, together...

you did it, I mean, probably

like a hundred times.

But, you know, ever since then,

like for the past couple years,

it's only been on my birthday.

Now, we-we've been together

off and on for, like,

three years. Right?

So that means that

if we stay together,

then I'll only get

a blow job once a year

until, you know,

who knows when?

See, that's why I don't want

you to do it right now.

Because if you give

me head right now,

that means I know

for a fact that

I won't get it again

until my next birthday.

But on the other hand,

if I don't let you

do it right now...

No, that's not what I meant.

I didn't mean "let you,"

I mean, like, if you choose

not to perform it right now,

then that means I can go about

the rest of our relationship,

you know, with the...

the outside chance,

the-the hope against hope

that I could get a-a blow

job on any given night.

I mean, who knows

when it'll happen?

You know? And that's

exciting to me.

That's an exciting way to live.

Like, I would rather live

with the minute possibility

that it could happen

at any moment

rather than the assurance

that-that it'll happen

just once a year.

Hmm.

What did you mean,

"if we stay together"?

I didn't say that.

Yeah, you did.

No. I...

I did?

Well, that's not the...

I'm... that's beside the point.

Becker...

Don't call me that.

So... you know, I-I...

I really tried

to make this special.

This is the first time

since we've been together

I have even been to your town,

much less to your apartment.

Well, you're the one who's

always wanted to come here.

Oh, why am I always doing this?

Beck, why are you crying?

I'm crying 'cause I love you.

Why would you cry

about something like that?

'Cause you don't love me.

You love... frogs.

Let me just do the walks

for one minute, please.

She doesn't want you to.

Come on, Nilo.

Cut it out.

What do I have to do, huh?

Stop.

Hmm?

Hi.

I'm, uh, I'm Emmie's husband.

I remember you.

You're the one who

bought this place, right?

I- Is she here?

No, papi, I haven't seen her.

Well, do you, uh,

do you know where she is?

Nope.

Or when she'll be back?

We don't know nothing.

F***in' sh*t.

Who's that for?

Brandon.

It's your mother.

Remember me?

Hi, Mom.

Grandma, it's Emmie!

Grandma? Hi.

Hi...

Oh, hey, sweetheart!

How are you?

I didn't know you

were coming home.

Who was that

that dropped you off?

What brings you home?

I saw a man in the car...?

I was just out for an evening

stroll, all by my lonesome.

I just saw you get

out of the car.

Graham with you?

Hi, Emmers.

Hi.

What

do you say we have a real drink?

I don't think we've ever

really had a beer together.

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