See No Evil, Hear No Evil Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1989
- 103 min
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How do you know that?
a little mixed up.
What did she say?
She said she thinks
you're an a**hole!
I'm sorry, sir. We're fully booked.
You gotta have something.
I'm sorry, we're booked.
Everything is taken by the medical convention.
We have people coming here
from all over the world.
I don't have anything.
What about cancellations?
She doesn't have any rooms?
I don't wanna take my wife to a motel.
We're supposed to hold these
till midnight.
I have a couple from London,
a doctor from Sweden
and a doctor from Germany
who still haven't arrived.
Tell you what, if none of these people show up by 10:00,
But you have to wait till 10.
All right. Thank you.
Can we go to the bar?
Yes, of course.
Sorry I couldn't help you.
Hi, I'm blind. Could you show me
where the ladies' room is?
Oh, sure, it's right over...
Oh, pfft, sorry.
I'll show you.
Give me your hand. No, wait.
The other one. Here we go.
Thank you so much.
You're Dr. Johannson
from Sweden.
Johannson from Sweden.
I'm from Sweden.
Can I help you, gentlemen?
I'm from Sweden.
Oh. You must be Dr. Johannson.
Yo, Johannson from Sweden.
I'm a Swede,
and you're a sweetie.
Thank you.
Uh... And you must be?
I'm Dr. Kesselbaum.
Uh, you mean Kesselring?
Kesselring! Right. Heh, heh.
I forget my own name next.
You are one of the most
beautiful women I've ever seen.
There you are.
You move so fast, like a little hummingbird. Just:
You're a little sneaker.
You got wings like Mercury.
You're such a nice...
Oh! There he is again. You're gonna rub it off.
A little lunch you had left over.
Heh-heh-heh.
Here you are.
We thought you might not make it.
You had trouble with your visa?
Then suddenly they accepted
American Express. Go figure!
We don't go home without it,
I'll tell you that.
Oh...
Uh, here, why don't you
fill these out?
Thank you.
Here you are, doctor.
I got mine and you got yours.
We're out of double rooms.
I saved you a suite with two queens.
Well, get them fellas out of there!
We want to get some sleep. Right, doctor?
Here we go. Here's your key.
Thank you. Come, doctor, we gotta get some sleep now.
Make some Z's.
I hope you don't snore.
I'll send you back to Germany.
That's better than Philadelphia.
Good thing the girl
remembered the sister.
Put out an APB
on that convertible.
Where can they be?
They couldn't have gotten far.
Eh.
I'm telling you,
these guys are getting to me.
Take it easy, Emile.
Take it easy.
Don't those state cops
have anything?
Jesus, I have 28 years on
the force, a wife and five kids.
A blind guy and a deaf guy
are making me look like an a**hole.
Now, that's the truth.
Huh?
Sam 1, over.
I think it's them.
Nuts!
What is it?
They just went behind some trees.
There, there! Yes, it's them.
They're going into the building.
- Tell him to hurry. This isn't easy.
- Hey, hey, hey.
Hold it steady.
This isn't easy.
I know where the coin is,
but he's in the room. Get him out.
I'll get him out of there.
You just get the coin.
Adele, wait! I need some money.
I might have to buy somebody.
Whoa. Whoa!
You all right, Dave?
Oh. Trouble.
Hey, give me Room 49, please.
Hurry.
Yes.
What?
I told him I had enough trouble
with two-wheel drive. I hate this.
All right, it's not the end of the world,
it's just an accident.
You're damaged, I'm damaged.
Remove your car from my bumper...
No, he'll kill me.
My husband is an insurance man.
Can you imagine
if I didn't file a claim?
That's not my problem.
I'm in a hurry.
Wait a minute. I got my card here.
Don't get excited. I know I have it.
Oh.
Oops.
Thank you for helping me.
That's okay. That's why we're here.
I must have left my keys
on the dining-room table.
Want me to wait?
No, no, no. I've gotta go to bed.
I had a humungous breakfast.
Made me tired.
I got three postcards and I registered for the bingo.
That's a lot for one day.
Well, you take care of yourself.
You too. Bye-bye.
I'm right here.
Good.
You'll warn me if anyone comes?
I'll yell my head off.
Nobody's gonna come.
Just get the coin.
You sure you put him in 357? Maybe he switched rooms.
No. It's not possible.
Oh, sh*t.
There are no other rooms, Dr. Cornfeld.
Oh, there he is!
Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson!
Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson!
You! Where have you been, doctor?
I've come to pick you up.
Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear.
Did you get lost, Dr. Johannson?
"Yo-hannson." How soon we forget.
The seminar's beginning.
We don't want to start without the main performer.
Great. I'll wait here for him.
When he comes, I'll be down...
Always joking.
I had no idea you were this much fun.
Ugh.
Ah.
Kirgo?
I'd like to introduce our panel,
four eminent specialists in their field:
Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology.
Dr. Harold Orlow, pathology.
Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmology.
And in his first visit to the U.S.,
the eminent Swedish gynecologist,
Dr. Conrad Johannson.
Yo.
Hold it right there.
Get away from that table
or I'll blow your brains out.
Move! Move!
All right, get them up.
Come on. Hands over your head.
Both! Both of them!
You're good.
You're real good.
This is the best relationship
I've had with a woman in eight years.
So long, sweetheart.
Another time,
another place,
we might've had a chance.
You will write, won't you?
Dr. Johannson,
my question is for you.
In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women,
you attribute increased
sexual appetite
to a lactose-restricted diet.
Now, I know you're modest,
but I really must insist on pinning you down here.
Doctor, which exercise would
you find most beneficial
to geriatric sexuality?
Oh, boy.
Well, some of my patients
prefer walking.
Some prefer bicycling.
But for your best results,
to guarantee satisfaction,
most of them like f***ing.
You know, punta, punta, punta.
I like it myself.
One in the morning and late at night.
Put everything back in your purse
and you can move your vehicle.
But if he leaves me, what is gonna
happen to me and the twins?
I don't know anybody.
People never treat me as nicely as you do.
I've been extremely rude.
I'm just gonna leave you now.
No, move your car.
Get out of your way.
- It's against my car. Look...
- Kirgo.
Where the hell were you?
Sorry, there was an accident.
This woman rammed into our Spider.
It was all very simple
till she made it very complicated.
Hm.
But why can't you give me numbers?
Why are you being so evasive?
Oh!
- What is it?
- What's wrong?
Shooting pains in my head.
My eyes! Oh, boy, it's a bummer!
I can't see. Take me to my room.
Let me have a look.
Look at what? Don't look!
Get your hands off of me!
Stop acting like a baby.
I'm a doctor. Let me have a peek.
Don't touch that head!
Whatever you do,
don't you touch it.
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