See No Evil, Hear No Evil Page #8

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Yes, I do.

I agree with you completely.

What would you say to

one third of $8 million?

Would you say that's fair?

I'd say that that's extremely...

What just happened?

I turned out the lights,

just for a moment.

Just long enough

to gain the advantage.

I get the feeling I'm not the only

blind person in this room.

You have great intuition,

Mr. Kerew.

I also suspect you have

excellent hearing, like myself.

A few sounds were all I needed

to lock in on poor Mr. Kirgo.

It's too bad.

I liked him. He was a gentleman.

I can't see,

but I bet you're not crying.

Nor can I see your face,

Mr. Kerew,

yet I can hear you stoop down

to find Kirgo's pistol.

Am I right, sir?

Must I put a bullet

through you to prove it?

Oh, no. You're a gentleman.

Get him.

One murder a day is enough for you.

Get him.

Did I hear something drop,

Mr. Kerew?

Mr. Sutherland?

Perfect timing. Come in, my dear.

I've brought the other one.

Wally.

Are you all right?

You're very quiet, Mr. Kerew.

Suddenly gone shy, have we?

Adele got away.

The police will be here any minute.

You'd better tell me what happened to Mr. Kirgo,

Mr. Sutherland.

Certainly, my dear.

Mr. Kirgo decided

to renegotiate his contract

and he put a pistol to my head.

Eve, we've been associated

for five years.

I want you to know I have no intention of killing you.

So don't be frightened, dear.

And, please,

don't do anything rash.

Oh. No, I wouldn't do that.

You know I trust you, Mr. Sutherland.

But what are your intentions?

To leave the country as soon

as Raoul sets my helicopter down.

I invite you to come along.

Rio can be captivating

this time of year.

Just pick up the gold coin

I believe is on the floor

in front of you.

I don't see it.

Good.

Look in Mr. Kirgo's left hand.

I think he may be holding it for us.

Did you find it, my dear?

Yes.

Yes, I found it.

Would you hand it to me,

please?

May I ask what my share might be?

One...

half of $8 million.

Would you say that's fair?

Yes. Yes, I think that's very fair.

Dave! What's going on?

Dave?

Dave? What just happened?

Mr. Sutherland is no longer

with us.

Dave? Dave!

I'm right here, Wally.

I hear the sirens.

The police will be here soon.

If you drop that pistol now,

you'll probably make license plates

for a couple of years.

I'll even wait for you

if you want.

Thanks. That's real sweet.

But, you see,

you're the ones they're looking for.

Not me.

So if I get on that helicopter with the coin,

I get out of here squeaky clean.

You're too tall for me anyway.

I'm afraid I'm gonna

have to lock you in.

Sorry.

Damn, she smells good.

I hear jail ain't so bad, anyway,

if you like it up the butt.

I'm over here, Wally.

Over where, Dave?

Dave? Dave? Da...

Sh*t, who the hell I'm talking to?

He can't hear me.

She's running to the helicopter.

Nice air conditioning she made, huh?

You ever want to be in the circus?

No, afraid of heights.

Would you give me your jacket?

What for?

There we go. This should be fun.

Ready?

We're not up high, are we?

No, no, just a few feet

off the ground.

Ready, and go!

I'm ready!

I just knocked over a tree!

You said we wasn't up high!

It's fine.

I'll kill you, you f***!

You telling me we're not up in the air?

What do you mean we're not up in the air?

Get ready.

You said we wasn't up in the air!

Get ready.

Bomb-bay doors open!

Raoul!

- Raoul! Start it up!

- Get ready to fire one!

And fire one!

Fire two!

What? Hey! What the hell

do you think you're doing?

I don't know, but I learnt this

at the Braille Institute.

They told us to feel around

and see what's happening.

Stop that!

Get your hands off of me!

Hold it! Hold it right there!

I said hold it,

or I'll throw your brains out!

I'll throw this knife through your brain!

Freeze!

Do as I say, or you're a dead man.

Turn around!

Face front!

That's better. Now put

your hands over your head.

Come on, get them up!

Get your hands up!

Oh, you do speak English.

Come on over here.

Get your ass over here.

Quickly, quickly! Slowly.

Slowly!

Come on, come on.

Not now, Wally, I'm busy.

Come on, keep coming,

you funny little turd.

Hey, Tarzan, turn around

and take a look.

When did you guys get here?

I sure was worried about you two.

It's all over.

Oh. Goodbye,

Captain Braddock.

Captain Braddock,

you're a d*ckhead.

You son of a b*tch.

No, no, no, captain.

- I got a surprise for you!

- You can't do that.

Let me go. I know the law.

I get to shoot them.

No, you can't.

What do you mean I can't shoot them?

Captain, we got the real killer.

We got the real killer.

What are you telling me,

I can't shoot them?

No, sir, I'm afraid

you can't. Come on.

We went to all this trouble to catch them,

and now I can't shoot them?

It's time to go.

Come on.

I want to shoot them.

I want to shoot them!

No, no, no. We'll get

a nice hot chocolate.

Why can't I shoot them?

We had a damn good time, didn't we?

Yeah.

Lot of nice memories.

There's something I've been wanting

to do since the day I met you.

That was two days ago.

That's right. That's right.

Well, there's something

I've wanted to give you.

Dave, you don't have

to give me anything.

You're a real nice guy.

But I want to give it to you.

Dave, please, listen to me.

I have a lot of love for you.

Thank you.

So tell me, how does it feel

to be handicapped?

I always wanted

to ask you that.

I'm not handicapped.

I have you.

It's live, it's spontaneous

Anything can happen

Anything can happen

Anything

Anything can happen

On any given night

Anything can happen

When the underdog is hungry

The favorite might fall

With all of the people

Yelling and clapping

Anything can happen

Anything at all

Anything at all

She took me in her bedroom

To show me her computer

She asked me if I liked it

I told her she was cuter

She wasn't that great

But, yo, it was getting kind of late

She talked about her father

Said he never really liked her

She said that she'd been married

To a schizophrenic biker

I thought I'd say goodbye

But then I saw her start to cry

We danced by the light

Of her video screen

She looked me in the eyes

And she said, "Why me?"

On any given night

Anything can happen

When the underdog is hungry

The favorite might fall

With all of the people

Yelling and clapping

Anything can happen

Anything at all

Anything at all

Yeah

Anything can happen

She drove a baby-blue Ferrari

She was all silk and diamonds

Living at the top

No need for social climbing

I asked her for a ride

She said, "Right here by my side"

We went to her place

Overlooking the bay

She said, "There's only one bed

Will that be okay?"

On any given night

Anything can happen

When the underdog is hungry

The favorite might fall

With all of the people

Yelling and clapping

Anything can happen

Anything at all

Anything can happen

Anything can happen

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