Seems Like Old Times Page #10
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 102 min
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Ira, he came here
to give himself up.
drives my car, wears my tuxedo.
- I just wanna meet him.
Hold it right there!
You're under arrest!
Police are on their way.
Didn't like the chicken, huh?
Nick, this is Ira, my husband.
Ira.
Nick
Oh, of course.
We've met before.
You and Glenda
were in the bed above me.
Yes, I know.
Are you crazy?
Are you out of your mind?
Who's gonna serve
the coffee now?
I think you've
unraveled, Glenda.
I think your spool is unwinding.
Let's just get through the dinner.
- Chester, take care of him.
- Mmm-hmm.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Is it time for the
second group to go?
Uh, Stanley
Uh, before this goes
any further,
I think I personally owe you
an enormous apology.
For what?
Nicholas, the butler.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I know how it is with help.
He's not help.
He's Glenda's ex-husband.
You mean the one that's wanted
for robbery in Carmel?
That's the one.
I see.
Well, why this man is serving
us dinner has go be
one of the most interesting
explanations I've ever heard.
Exactly. Glenda,
you wanna explain it?
No.
Excuse me, Governor.
Mr. Parks, may I have a word
with you, sir?
I'm busy now. Later, Nicholas.
I'm afraid it won't wait
'til later, sir.
All right.
If you'll excuse me a moment.
What happened to his eye?
Uh, Ira punched him out
in the kitchen.
No wonder you have
trouble with your help.
If you'll excuse me
for a moment.
What was that?
Uh, that I imagine was
Nicholas punching Ira out.
There goes Fred.
- Oh, my God!
Somebody do something.
I do that because
I'm the governor.
- That's why I voted for you, Stanley.
- Thank you.
She shouldn't be in there
by herself.
Would you like a cigar, Stanley?
I'd love one.
You rang, madame?
IRA:
Are you asleep?GLENDA:
Of course not.IRA:
What are youthinking about?
GLENDA:
Same thingyou're thinking about.
IRA:
Does he still meananything to you, Glen?
GLENDA:
Please don'task me that.
IRA:
Too late, I already did.Does he, Glen?
He's my client. I don't think I
should be discussing him with you.
IRA:
I love you.I'm gonna do everything I can
to fight for you.
I love you too,
and I'm gonna do everything
I can to fight for you.
WOMAN:
Nicholas J. Gardenia.Step forward, please.
JUDGE:
Oh, hello, Mrs. Parks.- Good morning, Your Honor.
- What have you got for me today?
Ah-ha.
to the big-time, I see.
JUDGE:
Bank robbery, breakingand entering, stolen car,
assault on
the District Attorney.
Mr. Parks?
Haven't seen you in a
courtroom for a long time.
Special interest in this case?
It's all in my brief,
Your Honor.
Well, it's quite unusual to have the
defending and the prosecuting attorney's
married to each other.
As well as the accused.
What's that?
Uh, Mr. Gardenia was
my husband prior to Mr. Parks.
I'm sorry I didn't hear that.
Can you speak up?
I was married to him
before I was married to him.
JUDGE:
I see.Can't say that I blame you
for not speaking up.
Marriages are all
in the record, Your Honor.
What is this breaking
and entering charge?
The accused is charged
with breaking and entering
into a private home,
located at 242 Lotus Drive
in Brentwood.
Happens to be my residence.
- And yours as well, Mrs. Parks?
- Naturally.
- JUDGE:
And you're filing the similar complaint?- I'm not.
You don't mind him
breaking and entering?
The accused came there
seeking my help.
At your invitation?
No. But he had
no place else to go.
Mrs. Parks, you mean to tell me you
aided and abetted a known criminal?
I asked him to leave
but he pulled a gun on me.
He threatened your life?
No, not really. There weren't
any bullets in the gun.
Well, how do you know?
He told me.
You told her?
We used to be married.
Mr. Parks, where were you
when all this was happening?
I was upstairs in bed, Your honor.
It was 2:
00 in the morning.Well, weren't you concerned
about your wife?
No.
She said she was going to do
some gardening.
The rabbits
were eating her corn.
Your Honor, uh
This is the type of, uh, testimony
that on the surface seems quite silly.
On the surface, in the middle
and on the bottom.
I see your client stole your car, Mrs.
Parks. Is that right?
No, it's not.
I saw him steal my car.
And I saw him bring it back.
I always thought it best to
stay out of family quarrels.
My client did not steal my car.
He was lying on the floor
when I drove away.
My husband was upset,
because his car was taken by
the Indians who work for us.
The Indians
Yes, Your Honor. You dismissed
that charge last week.
I did. Must've been
saving my strength for today.
JUDGE:
Mr. Gardenia, will youanswer a question for me please.
If I can be of any help on this
case, Judge, it's my pleasure.
Mr. Gardenia, were you apprehended
or did you surrender?
- Surrendered.
- He was apprehended.
He was apprehended
after he surrendered.
He didn't surrender to me.
Therefore he was apprehended.
He was going to surrender
I told him to wait
in the kitchen.
And did you wait
in the kitchen, Mr. Gardenia?
No. I had to serve dinner.
Wait a minute.
Mr. and Mrs. Parks?
And the Governor.
The gov
Our governor?
I didn't ask him.
He looked like our governor.
You Honor, I think our guest list is
totally irrelevant to the charges.
I mean, if we're gonna
get into such trivialities,
we might as well discuss
what was served.
Chicken pepperoni, Your Honor.
The Governor seemed to enjoy it
if has any bearing on the case.
Hold it, hold it, just
Will you hold it?
Are you telling me
that while every police officer
in the state of California
was looking for you,
you were serving dinner to the District
Attorney, his wife and the Governor?
How is that possible?
Well, you have to prepare
everything in advance.
He was serving because
- Me, Your Honor.
I know that face.
Where do I know that face?
From here. It's mine.
Wasn't he up before me
on a hubcap
That's right, Your Honor. But
I'm working for Mrs. Parks now.
JUDGE:
Tell me something,Mrs. Parks.
Do you take just from me
or from other judges, too?
What?
I think you and I will have a
long talk tonight, Glenda.
I look forward to it.
Anything special
you'd like for dinner?
Would both counsels
please approach the bench?
And the accused as well.
I think this might interest him.
Something
fascinating has just come up.
Which in this case is redundant.
But may I suggest
that we drop the petty issues,
and just deal with the bank
- That's acceptable to me, Your honor.
- I'm all for speedy justice.
- Get your arm off her shoulder.
All right, Bailiff,
bring them in.
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