Seems Like Old Times Page #8
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 102 min
- 995 Views
- She's not.
- She's not gonna be able to make dinner?
- Nope.
- That's how it lays out.
- I don't believe it.
- It's true.
- I swear.
She's not gonna make
chicken pepperoni?
Nope. She's gonna
have her feet scraped.
How long does it take
to scrape feet.
Longer than it takes
to make chicken pepperoni.
- No.
Then we're in very big trouble.
- I can make something else.
- He doesn't want something else.
He wants chicken pepperoni.
Then cancel the dinner.
No, he's making a special trip
from Sacramento.
- No, to make me
Attorney General.
But he loves chicken pepperoni.
You mean, you may not become Attorney
General if I make veal parmesan?
No, I didn't say that.
But, with your ex-husband on the loose,
we're a lot safer with chicken pepperoni.
- Don't yell at me.
- I'm not yelling at you. I'm screaming at you.
We need chicken pepperoni
and we need it fast!
I'll make it! I'll make it!
Only don't make me crazy.
I can't cook when I'm crazy.
- I'm not making you crazy.
- Yes, you are!
You're making me crazy.
Anybody who forces me
to make chicken pepperoni,
is making me crazy.
And you are making me crazy.
I'm not making her crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hold on a second, Joe. Let me
get my secretary another phone.
Jackie, take all this down.
I think we got something, Ira.
So have I.
Hang, hang on a second.
Go ahead, Joe.
Got it.
Got it.
Two cans tomato paste.
Sliced green peppers.
Pimento. Sausage.
What do you mean veal? There's
no veal in chicken pepperoni.
What do you mean,
what's the difference?
There's lots of difference
between veal and chicken.
Call somebody.
Could you call somebody
in Sicily?
Try, Joe. Please try.
Can you believe what I'm doing?
A grown district attorney.
What have you got?
FRED:
What do you see?IRA:
Hitler!Adolf Hitler on Candid Camera.
FRED:
I want you to look at the otherphoto that was taken at the Carmel bank.
- Look at the two figures in the background.
- IRA:
Yeah.FRED:
Now.Look at the enlargement.
We just identified them as Bee
Gee Ramone and Warren Dexter,
twice-convicted
for armed robbers.
In each case, they abducted
some innocent bystander,
and forced them to hand
a stickup note to the teller.
They're very shy
when it comes to pictures.
What're you telling me?
That it's possible
your wife's story is true.
Gardenia may be innocent.
Are you sure?
- I had my heart set on
sending him to jail.
JACKIE:
The Governor's on two.Stanley, Freddie in my office has just
come up with some new information
that may clear up
everything for us.
Okay, I'll tell you later.
Oh, yeah,
we're still on, 8:00.
Aurora's chicken pepperoni.
I know how you love it.
Okay. See you then.
Love that chicken pepperoni.
Don't start with me, Fred.
Oh, here it is.
- IRA:
Glenda.- Oh, God!
Jesus, it looks
like an Italian movie.
Knock it off, Ira.
I've had a rough day today.
This is my third batch
of pepperoni sauce.
The dogs are half-dead
from tasting it.
Don't you have any help? Where are the
Mexican girls and the Indian boys?
They got jobs today. Good steady jobs
that I got them just when I need them.
- I found Aurora's.
It's great! It's great!
Except it's in Spanish.
- Chester.
Chester? There's not going
to be anything left for us.
You think I'm going
to eat this stuff?
Where is he?
I better talk to him.
He's in the dining room.
Setting the table.
Come on, guys. Come on.
Who's game for one more taste?
Huh
- GLENDA:
Come on.- Is that our good waterproof crystal?
- Yes, it was.
Try to be more careful.
Have you ever served before?
Yes, sir. I worked
at McDonald's for two weeks.
Uh-huh. Wha
No paper napkins.
Get linen ones.
The Governor's coming for dinner.
The governor, you know?
- I know.
- You look very good. That tuxedo looks very nice.
Oh, thank you. It's yours.
Mrs. Parks gave it to me.
This glass looks dirty.
That's what I thought.
Chester, clean the glass.
Yes, sir. Anything you say.
Man says clean it,
then I clean it.
Mmm
Do I look all right?
I told you six times, in the
car you look fine, sweetie.
Glen, they're here.
Chester?
- Ah
IRA:
Chester?- No, I heard the bell.
- The bell's on the door.
- I know.
for me to keep an eye
on the sauce.
- I watch the sauce
during commercials.
- Chester, will you
answer the door?
- Answer the door!
- Hello.
- Nice to see you, ma'am.
What's happening, brother?
- Good evening.
- Glad you could make it.
Thank you.
- You sure are.
- IRA:
Anne.- Hi, Ira.
How are you?
Freddie. Any word
on Gardenia or my car?
Your car is still missing but we did get
the stereo system and the telephone.
- He sold it.
Big-time limousine coming.
- Close the door.
Why don't you go in the other
room, make yourselves a drink?
I'll get Glenda.
When the bell on the
door rings, open the door!
Don't I always?
Oh, God.
Glenda. Glenda.
Wake up, honey.
Honey, the Governor's here.
Glenda Glen
- Honey, come on, honey.
Wake up. That's it.
Atta girl.
The Governor's here, honey.
I can't make it.
Go on without me, Ira.
- Save yourself.
Honey, which, which dress
do you want?
I don't care. You pick it out. I
can't make any more decisions.
IRA:
How about the white onewith the little pink flowers?
- Fine.
- Here
Come on, honey. Come on, babe.
- Come on.
Here we go.
Here we are. Here.
- Just get your arm in there.
No, wait a second.
Wait a second. Take this
- Take this off here.
- All right.
Take this No! No
- Wait, honey.
- Honey, don't!
- No. All right, okay, okay.
Just No, no.
No, wait a second.
- This is turning out to be a
fine wine party.
I'm afraid I'd like to see
an entire restructuring
- of the control of hand-guns in our state.
- Mmm-hmm.
We need better and
stronger legislation,
and we need people like Ira
to enforce that legislation.
Stanley, sorry I'm late.
Glenda's got button trouble.
- Hello, Ira. You remember Deidre?
- Hi.
Deidre, of course.
Hello, how are you?
- It's nice to see you.
- Thank you.
Dinner is served.
No, it isn't.
It isn't?
It isn't.
Mrs. Parks is still upstairs.
I thought 8:
00 meant 8:00.No, 8:
00 means 8:30, 8:45Oh
He's new.
- Oh, hello, everybody.
- ALL:
Hi, Glenda.- FRED:
You're looking good.- Oh, don't mind the way I look.
Ira dressed me in a hurry.
Well, if that's the way you
look, he can dress me anytime.
You heard what Stan said?
- It's me, the first husband!
Oh, oh!
Oh
- Oh
Glen, honey, is there something
we can do about that?
Oh, that's just
the dogs barking.
Uh, Chester, would you go up
and quiet them?
Oh, sure thing.
Chester, the Governor
didn't get his drink.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll take this, Stanley.
You must all be starving. Why
don't we go in and have dinner?
- Come on.
Stan. Fred
Hey, quiet! Quiet! Quiet!
Hey!
Those are our dogs.
Yeah, I assumed.
- No, that's it.
Good.
The house looks lovely.
What have you done to it?
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