Semi-Pro Page #10

The Tropics need one more

to stay alive.

Watch the lines. Move on the release.

One more, Jackie.

Flint wins the Megabowl!

Flint wins the Megabowl!

Flint wins the Megabowl!

- Fourth place! Fourth place!

- # Just move on up #

Go Tropics! Go Tropics! Go Tropics!

# And keep on wishin' #

# Remember your dreams

are your only schemes #

# So keep on pushin' #

Who's number four?

Who's number four?

- Yeah, Scoots!

- God. We really did it.

Just a moment.

Just a moment, please. Don't...

- What are you doin'?

- # Just move on up #

- Fourth place! Fourth place!

- # And peace you will find #

Fourth place! Fourth place!

- # Into the steeple of beautiful people #

- Fourth place! Fourth place!

# Where there's only one kind #

Yeah!

- Hey, Coffee.

- What?

I've changed my mind. I think we could

use that alley oop of yours in the NBA.

Thanks, Coach! Mama!

The NBA!

- Hey!

- Yeah, baby!

- Way to go!

- Thank you.

# Move on up #

# And keep on wishin' #

- Yes!

- Yeah!

- We did it! Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Jackie!

- Hey!

- Congratulations on the Megabowl!

- Thank you.

- Whatever that is.

- It's very exciting!

- Yeah.

- You're a hell of a promoter!

Yeah.

Listen, I'm gonna be working

with the Commissioner of the NBA...

and I want you to join me.

Me in the NBA?! Really?

My God, thank you.

Can I bring my son-friend with me?

- Jackie, you don't have to do that.

- Yes, I do.

Mark my words,

as long as I'm alive, you'll both...

Everybody panic!

It's just like the Titanic,

but it's full of bears!

# Yeah #

# Hey #

# When you wish upon a star #

# Your dream

will take you very far, yeah #

"Dear Dukes. I'm sorry it took so long,

but in this bag is 10,000 dollars, cash."

No way. Really?

Actually, it's only 2,300.

I'll be payin' you the rest

right after they finish my merger buyout.

Let's get Tropical. Jackie R. Moon.

# In the sky so very dear #

Bitchin'. Bitchin'.

- # You're a shinin' star #

- Let's get Tropical!

# No matter who you are #

# Shinin' bright to see #

# What you can truly be

What you can truly be #

# Shining star come into view #

# Shine its watchful light on you, yeah #

# Gives you strength to carry on, yeah #

# Yeah, make your body

big and strong #

# You're a shining star

no matter who you are #

# Shining bright to see

what you can truly be #

# You're a shining star

no matter who you are #

# Shining bright to see

what you can truly be #

# Shining star for you to see

what your life can truly be #

# Shining star for you to see

what your life can truly be #

# Shining star for you to see

what your life can truly be #

# Come on, girl #

# Yeah #

- # It's me, Jackie Moon #

- # Love me sexy #

# Don't gimme that look #

# That's right, let's get sweaty #

# Let's get real sweaty #

# I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty #

- # I'm talkin' swamp sweaty #

- # Love me sexy #

# Let's fill the bathtub full-a sweat #

# All right #

# Baby, who wants to love me sexy? #

# Love me sexy #

# Baby, are you ready

to lick me sexy? #

# Lick me sexy #

# Take off your shoes

and suck me sexy #

# Suck, suck, suck, suck,

suck me sexy #

# Baby, we're naked

and we're humpin' sexy #

# Humpin' sexy #

# I wanna do a little thing wit' you

I wanna do a little thing wit' you #

# When I say "love me"

you say "sexy" #

- # Love me #

- # Sexy #

- # Sexy #

- # Love me sexy #

- # Back it on up and showin' you #

- # I wanna do #

# That lovin' me sexy is the thing to do #

# Oh, yeah #

- # Your body says love me #

- # Love me #

- # Your mind says sexy #

- # Sexy #

# Love me sexy #

# Baby, who wants to love me sexy? #

# Love me sexy #

# Baby, are you ready

to lick me sexy? #

# Lick me sexy #

# Take off your shoes

and suck me sexy #

# Take off your shoes

and suck, suck me sexy #

# Baby, we're naked

and we're humpin' sexy #

# Humpin' sexy #

# Freak of the week #

# Are you in the mood #

# To fly to the stars

with Jackie Moon? #

# When I say "love me"

you say "sexy" #

# Yeah #

- # Love me #

- # Sexy #

- # Sexy #

- # Sexy #

# Our Zodiac signs are compatible #

# Clockin' that ass

from across the room #

- # Your body says love me #

- # Love me #

- # Your mind says sexy #

- # Sexy #

# Love me sexy #

# Baby, who wants to love me sexy? #

# Love me sexy #

# Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy? #

# Lick me sexy #

# Take off your shoes

and suck me sexy #

# Take off your shoes

and suck, suck me sexy #

# Baby, we're naked

and we're humpin' sexy #

# Humpin' sexy #

# That's right, girl #

- # Let me whisper in your ear #

- # Love me sexy #

# Baby, wake up #

# We're naked

and we're humpin' sexy #

For the last 15 minutes, baby.

That's what's been happenin'.

- # Love me sexy #

- # Yeah #

# Too late now, it's on #

# Baby, who wants to love me sexy? #

# Love me sexy #

# Baby, are you ready

to lick me sexy? #

# Lick me sexy #

# Take off your shoes

and suck me sexy #

# Suck, suck, suck,

suck me sexy #

# Baby, we're naked

and we're humpin' sexy #

# Who wants to love me sexy? #

# Is it you? Is it you? #

- # Love me sexy #

- # Are you ready to lick me sexy? #

# Is it you? Is it you? #

- # Take off your shoes #

- # Lick me sexy #

# And suck me sexy #

# Is it you? Or is it you? #

# Baby, we're naked

and we're humpin' sexy #

Where are you, precious?

Dewie?

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