Senior Project Page #8

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to be shriveled up raisinets

by the time I get back.

Natalia:
[ laughs ]

you're so tense.

Just relax, okay?

[ horn honks, tires squeal ]

peter:
[ chuckles ]

i-i am relaxed.

Sorry about that.

[ dialing ]

andy:
you love it.

I see you --

[ cellphone dings ]

[ cellphone dings ]

peter:
oh, sh*t.

We need to get back.

Natalia:
what?

Sam:

where the heck is he?

Spencer:
with her.

Where else?

Sam:
you know, he's the one

who's always freaking out

about this project.

Now he can't keep his bratwurst

in his pants.

Andy:
yo, man,

your neck is red, bro.

-spencer:
yeah?

-andy:
yes.

Spencer:
do you think

it's the tofu marsala?

Andy:
definitely.

Jill:
so what's, like,

your deepest fear?

Ms. ghetty:
I don't think

that's an appropriate question.

Jill:
mine's manatees.

Peter:
oh, no.

Ms. ghetty:
we have action.

Natalia:
w-what is going on?

W-where are you going?

Sam:
oh, well,

thank you for gracing us

with your presence,

your majesty!

Peter:

what are you guys doing here?

Spencer:

the senior project, dude.

Peter:

what is wrong with your face?

Spencer:

is it still messed up?

Sam:
what is going on?

Spencer:

what's wrong with you, man?

-is he crawling?

-sam:
why are you crawling?

Peter:

guys, please pack up right now.

I-i'll explain later.

Just pack up, pl--

-spencer:
did you drop a tab?

-sam:
what are you doing?

Natalia:

what are you doing here?

Sam:
oh, I could ask you

the same question.

Peter:

guys, you have to get out now.

Sam:
are you serous?

Peter:
yes, I'm serious.

I'll explain everything.

Sam:
okay, you want a quickie

with your new girlfriend?

Fine, I get it.

Go right ahead.

Peter:
no, no, no, no.

Not that way. this way.

Sam:
are you kidding me?

Really?

Right now, are you serious?

-peter:
I'm serious, let's go!

-spencer:
what is going on?

Peter:
come on.

Down the hall, down the hall!

Jill:

that must be schneidelberg.

Ms. ghetty:

jackpot. let's roll.

-natalia:
peter.

-peter:
you guys, come on!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Go, go, go!

Go, go!

Victor:

hello? Anyone home?

Eva?

Eva, my luggage is in the car!

Spencer:
where are we --

peter:

right here, right here.

Sam:
oh!

Peter:
just -- just go.

-natalia.

-natalia:
I am not doing that.

Peter:

spencer, come on, let's go!

Andy, you're up.

Andy:
um, all right.

Peter:
you're up.

Andy:
ahh!

Ow.

Help me, help me.

Eva:
hello.

Uh, can I help you?

Ms. ghetty:

you must be peter's mom.

Jill:
she is.

-andy:
oh, my god!

-peter:
andy!

Eva:
oh, excuse me.

Oh, my god, peter?

Peter:

uh, it's not what it looks like.

Andy:
oh, god.

I think I broke my spleen.

Eva:

what is going on here?

Peter:

uh, i-i can explain.

Ms. ghetty:

what would you like to explain?

About how you all talk about me

behind my back

like venomous tarantulas?

Jill showed me the footage.

Andy:

hey, that was my hard drive.

Ms. ghetty:

or would you rather explain

to all your friends here

about your living arrangement

on this property?

About how you've been lying

about who you are

this entire time.

Sam:
peter,

what is she talking about?

Ms. ghetty:
tell them.

Andy:

don't tell them sh*t, bro.

[ groans ]

peter:
my mom's

a live-in housekeeper here.

We get to live

in the maid's quarters.

This house belongs

to victor von schneidelberg.

Natalia:
who the hell

is victor von whatever?

Victor:
I am

victor von schneidelberg.

Why is my lamborghini

out in the driveway?

Who -- who are all these people?

Natalia:

so this isn't your house.

Peter:

I swear I was going to tell you.

Spencer:
[ gasping ]

spencer:
spencer?

Victor:
is he on drugs?

-natalia:
spencer!

-andy:
yo, call 911.

-he can't breathe.

-natalia:
spencer.

Andy:

let's get him to the hospital.

Dr kaplan:

spencer grace's father?

Henry:
yes, what happened?

Dr. kaplan:
I'm dr. kaplan.

Your son had an attack,

a severe case

of allergic angioedema.

Eva:

what does that mean?

Dr. kaplan:

he's allergic to shellfish.

Andy:
oh, my god.

I gave him

lynch's lobster ice cream.

Sam:
that's okay, andy.

You didn't know.

Dr. kaplan:
we will

have to keep him overnight

in the hospital

to monitor his vitals,

and he should be able to go

in the morning.

Henry:
can I see him?

Dr. kaplan:
yes, sure.

Right this way.

The adult onset is usually

the first time we have...

Peter:
are we gonna have to move

again, mom?

Eva:
I don't know.

I don't know

what he's gonna say.

Meet you back in the car.

Sam:

so where were you two?

Peter:

we were headed to the beach.

Natalia:

in your fake car.

God, you make me sick.

I need to get some air.

Peter:
natalia.

Natalia:

I told you things about me

nobody else knows.

And you lied to me.

We thought we could trust you.

Un-freaking-believable.

Peter:
[ sobs ]

peter:
sam.

[ crying ]

andy:
if you're just gonna

throw me out like that, like...

At least just pick a window

I can fit through, all right?

Peter:
I'm sorry, andy.

I wasn't thinking.

I-i panicked.

Andy:
[ sighs ]

it's all good, bro.

It's -- it's crazy what food

can do to your body, right?

It's just...

I got to cut it out

with all the chips and ice cream

and all this junk food, man.

Peter:
maybe you should try

spencer's lactose stuff

when he gets better.

Andy:
[ chuckles ]

oh, yeah, for sure I will.

Yeah, definitely try that.

Hey, how funny would it be

if -- if he was in there

right now on the bed,

just in --

in the "shavusavakava" pose.

Peter:
[ laughs ]

it's shavasana.

Andy:
what do you think

the doctors would tell him?

Peter:
[ laughs ]

it's shavasana.

Andy:
"shavakasavanasa."

-peter:
say it right.

-andy:
I said that.

Eva:
your lie

almost lost us this opportunity.

But he said we can stay.

Peter:

I didn't want to lie.

Eva:

then why did you?

Peter:
the senior project

is killing me.

Eva:
you'll find a way

to make up those missing points.

That scholarship

is not running away.

You worked too hard for that.

Peter:
mom.

You know, all this time,

I never made an effort

to get to know anybody

or make new friends.

I messed it up.

They hate me.

They probably won't graduate

because of me.

Eva:
I know it's hard to see

the light

at the end of the tunnel,

but it's there

if you keep looking.

Just don't make an anthill

out of a molehill.

Peter:

wait, don't you mean

don't turn a molehill

into a mountain?

Eva:

you know what I mean.

Put these away.

Peter:
[ knocks ]

ms. ghetty:
look who it is,

mr. von schneidelberg iii.

Peter:
I'm really sorry

we said those things.

I know you don't have it

in your heart to fail us.

Ms. ghetty:

you don't know me at all.

Peter:
I do.

You were just like us

at one point in your life.

You wanted to belong.

Ms. ghetty:

you said what you came to say.

Peter:

actually, I have something else.

Natalie:
[ scoffs ]

peter:

look, I know you both hate me.

Just hear me out.

Look, there's a way we can still

pass the senior project.

Natalia:

we don't have enough time.

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