Seniors 2 Back in time

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FADE IN:

INT. A CLUBHOUSE - DAY

In 2015 lev Cameron is standing at the podium, wearing Spanky's beanie. The rest of the club, consisting of, Jentzen Ramirez , brandon king, jordan Clark, gavin magnus, and the rest, are seated around the room, all wearing matching He-Man Women-Haters Club jackets.

LEV:
"As you know, I have called an emergency meeting for a very important reason. But first, any good stories?"

Everyone raises their hand eagerly.

LEV:
"Jordan, you go first."

JORDAN:
"This morning my sister pulled the toilet seat down."

Everyone groans.

GAVIN:
"Women make men’s lives a living hell."

LEV:
"Alright, alright. Jentzen, how about you?"

JENTZEN:
(in a raspy voice) "Yeah, there's this new girl who moved in across the street, and she came over to me because she wanted to play. But don't worry, I got back at her."

Everyone leans in, curious.

LEV:
"What did you do, Jentzen?"

JENTZEN:
"I used my super Speed To put booby traps in her house and I whipped out my lizard to scare her off!"

Everyone cheers.

LEV:
"Good job, frogman Alright, men, let's get down to business. We all know the pride of our club, The Blur."

JORDAN:
"The Blur has never been beaten since the beginning of time - five years!"

BRANDON:
"And this Sunday, we defend our honor, our undefeatable streak, and our trophy."

LEV:
"And this year's trophy will be presented by none other than the famous Indy race car driver, cj Anderson!"

JENTZEN:
men can I have an azuga

Everyone cheers and chants "Azuga! Azuga!"

LEV:
"Okay, now, let's get to the point. Do we solemnly swear to be he-men and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless we have to, and especially never fall in love? And if we do, may we die slowly, painfully, and suffer for hours or until we scream bloody murder?"

Everyone raises their right hand and repeats solemnly.

ALL:
"I, (name), and a member of good standing of the He-Man Women-Haters Club, do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to, and especially never fall in love. And if I do, may I die slowly, painfully, and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder."

LEV:
"now the meeting Is about choosing the driver! And now the driver I chose is none other than my good old chum The one and only slim Z"

Everyone rushes out of the room, looking for slim z.

CUT TO:

EXT. DOCK - DAY

Slim Z and Emily are on her boat.

Slim Z is singing “You Are So Beautiful to Me.”

SLIM Z:
(smiling) oh Emily we are two hearts with but one beat two brains with but one thought two souls with but one shoe.

Suddenly, the He-Man Women-Haters Club jumps out from behind the bushes.

EMILY:
Then how come you belong in that silly woman haters club you know I am a woman sort of.

SLIM Z:
(smiling) let me tell you something Emily I’m not like those guys I am a sensitive male I’m into sharing caring feeling and healing I am in touch with my feminine side

EMILY:
how nice

JORDAN:
it’s worse than I thought

EMILY:
you know slim Z there is a huge talent show in the fair and I thought maybe you want to sing with me

SLIM Z:
you mean it? I would be honored hey I have got an idea let’s plan a picnic tomorrow

EMILY:
and to prove it let’s have a picnic at your clubhouse

LEV:
oh hell no

SLIM Z:
(to himself) tomorrow tomorrow swimming day (to Emily) sure

The club's members try their hardest to ruin their date.

CUT TO:

Slim z is running to Emily while holding flowers

SLIM Z:
these are for you

And a dog tackles and attacks slim Z

SLIM Z:
ahhhhhhhh

DOG OWNER:
fifi

And the dog came to the owner

And Jack Jones came

JACK:
I hope FiFi didn’t startle you she is so playful (to Emily) forgive my Effrontery but you miss Are a rare rose in a garden of weeds You have the sophistication of a woman of 12 my name is Jack Jones the third

SLIM Z:
I’m slim z

JACK:
yes I’m sure you are

EMILY:
and I’m Emily

JACK:
we just moved in my father bought the oil refinery

EMILY:
that explains why you’re so refined

SLIM Z:
yeah and so f***ing oily

JACK:
(to slim z) Watch it bud (to Emily) I shall be going

INT. CLUBHOUSE - DAY

During the date Slim Z accidentally causes the clubhouse to burn down because of a candle during the date.

CUT TO:

EXT. PARK - DAY

The boys have a trial.

LEV:
How do you please?

SLIM Z:
Like this (on his knees) Please oh please have mercy please

JORDAN:
mmm Pretty good pleading

LEV:
And keeping up with our policy And keeping up with our policy We will give you a fair and personal trial We will give you a fair and personal trial Before we convict you you f***ing a**hole

SLIM Z:
But I don’t even have a goddamn lawyer

LEV:
Yes you do (points at Gavin)

SLIM Z:
damn it

LEV:
All right Mr. prosecutor call our first witness

BRANDON:
I call Jordan

JORDAN:
(points at slim z) He did it He did it

LEV:
The prisoner will rise for sentencing. Would you like to make a statement.

SLIM Z:
(ashamed) It’s just that I didn’t know liking a girl Would lead to all this.

LEV:
(serious) slim z. I hearby sentence you to execution at dawn.

JENTZEN:
(concerned) This is a bit extreme, lev.

BRANDON:
(pleading) Your honor, may I suggest an alternative punishment?

LEV:
(interested) Go on.

BRANDON:
(proposing) The court rules will be put on probation and as terms of the probation slim z will be responsible for guarding the go-cart day and night until we say otherwise.

Everyone looks at each other, considering the proposal.

LEV:
(to the court) Do we agree?

Everyone in the court room nods their heads.

SLIM Z:
(concerned) Wait, you want me to spend the night here? All alone? Out in the open? What about the wild animals

LEV:
(firm) Deal with it.

BRANDON:
(adds) Also, as another term of his probation, he will never talk to, see, or even think about Emily or else.

LEV:
(firm) I am making it my own personal business to see that you don't. Court dismissed

lev hits his gavel and slim z walks back to his seat, crying.

INT. SLIM Z’S DREAM RENAISSANCE CASTLE ON A STORMY NIGHT

LEV:
How is your toothache, dickwad?

EMILY:
(rushing to hug slim z) But you’re the love of my life. I won’t let you go. You must choose between us.

LEV:
Sir slim z, haul ass!

EMILY:
(as thunder strikes) Maybe this will make up your mind.

(Everyone screams, and lev and his friends and goons look angry at slim z.)

Gavin and jordan start playing the bagpipes

EMILY:
Tell me you won’t leave me.

SLIM Z:
I will never leave you.

LEV:
(growing frustrated and angry) That’s it, traitor. We must kill you before your forbidden love destroys our manly bond.

And the group chants.

KIDS:
(chanting) Choose or die! Choose or die!

Slim z is about to fall when everyone starts blowing on the air. Eventually, slim z falls into a cliff

The girls are sitting in their clubhouse, chatting and giggling while the boys are in their tent, with Slim Z age 6 having a nightmare.

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