Seniors 2 Back in time Page #2

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SLIM Z:
(screaming in agony)

LEV:
(trying to calm Slim Z) Ease up, pal. It’s just us.

JORDAN:
(comforting Slim Z) We came to keep you company.

KID:
(sympathetically) Yeah.

SLIM Z:
(confused) Well, why the hell am I soakin’ wet?

GAVIN:
(chuckles) Don’t worry, Slim Z. I used to have the same problem.

SLIM Z:
Did you Pee on me while I was sleeping?

GAVIN:
no!

LEV:
(points to the tent) There’s just a hole in the tent.

(The sound of thunder is heard and the boys scream in agony)

BRANDON:
(teasingly) You’re not thinking about Emily, are ya?

SLIM Z:
(denying it) No, of course not.

LEV:
(reassuringly) Good!

SLIM Z:
(thoughtfully) I wonder if she’s not thinking of me too.

EMILY:
(rolling her eyes) Why are boys such D*cks

BIANCA:
(teasingly) You’re not thinking about that simp Slim Z, are you?

EMILY:
(denying it) Oh, no, no, no, no way Bianca!

BELLE:
(Concerned) Are you sure?

EMILY:
(angry) YES!!!!!

BRANDON:
(wisely) Babes are like a bad song! Once you get 'em stuck in your head, you can’t get 'em out again.

(The sound of thunder is heard again and the boys and girls scream in agony)

EMILY:
(frustrated) Why do they have to be so...

LEV:
(completing her sentence) Different?

SLIM Z:
(thinking out loud) Hmmm...

EMILY:
(defending girls) Girls get along with each other.

LEV:
(defending boys) Boys stand up for themselves.

EMILY:
(empathizing) Girls care.

LEV:
(nodding) Boys take what’s theirs.

ELLIANA:
(frustrated) Boys won’t listen.

JENTZEN:
(defending boys) All they wanna do is talk.

BELLE:
(giggling) They like to moon ya With their asses.

JORDAN:
(denying it) No, we don’t.

(The sound of thunder is heard again and the boys and girls scream in agony)

JORDAN:
(defending boys) Giggling and gossiping.

PIPER:
(defending girls) Fighting and farting!

GAVIN:
(defending boys) Barbies and bracelets.

TWIN GIRLS:
(teasingly) Boogers and bugs!

BRANDON:
(confidently) Ice skating.

ELLIANA:
(boldly) Bungee jumping.

JENTZEN:
(enthusiastically) Synchronized swimming.

GAVIN:
(jokingly) And trying to get them to sit still.

GIRLS:
(frustrated) Boys, ugh.

BOYS:
(annoyed) Girls, ugh.

EMILY:
(dramatically) And the worst thing of all...

BOYS AND GIRLS:
(in unison) They smell weird!

(The sound of thunder is heard, and the boys scream in agony)

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EXT. BALLET STUDIO - DAY

Slim Z watches Emily at her ballet rehearsal.

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EXT. MAILBOX - DAY

Slim Z checks for his undelivered love letter.

SLIM Z:

(disappointed)

It wasn't delivered.

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EXT. FRONT YARD - NIGHT

Slim Z serenades Emily.

EMILY:

(not impressed)

Nice try.

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EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY

The boys try to fundraise the cost of lumber for their clubhouse, $450.

GAVIN:

(to Brandon)

How much did we make?

BRANDON:

(counts the money)

$500.

Their school teacher finds out about the scheme.

TEACHER:

(angrily)

What's going on here?

LEV:

(convinces her)

Let's use it as prize money for the go-kart derby.

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INT. SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - DAY

Slim Z hopes to save face by winning in a singing contest.

JACK:
(doses Slim Z's water) This'll teach him.

Slim Z coughs up bubbles during his song, much to the audience's amusement.

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EXT. PARK - DAY

EMILY:
(angry) This is worse than our picnic this is worse Than when you invited me in the clubhouse This is worse than you sang to me

JACK:
Nice act Dick sucker see you at the race a**hole

JENTZEN:
well hello Mr. bubbles

LEV:
That was the most disgusting display of she Man woman loving I have ever seen

SLIM Z:
don’t talk to me d*ckhead this is all your fault

LEV:
All my fault? You towards the clubhouse and it’s all my fault? Say you should be guarding the go cart you Muzak warbling b*tch

SLIM Z:
Relax assface I have parked it right over there

The "He-Man Woman Haters Club" has discovered that "The Blur" has been stolen.

LEV:
(to Slim Z) Well where is it.

BRANDON:
Boy you f***ed up left and right

LEV:
that’s it you pussified tweety bird I wish I had a club to throw you out of

The club turns against Slim Z for losing it.

SLIM Z:
(angry) Well you Ass-kissing motherf***er if there still was a club I would quit

Slim Z turns against Lev for ruining his date, and their physical fighting breaks them apart.

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EXT. NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY

Brandon approaches Slim Z and Lev, who are standing on opposite sides of the street, glaring at each other.

BRANDON:
Hey, guys. What's going on?

SLIM Z:
Lev here thinks he's the boss of me and the rest of us.

LEV:
I don't want to be part of his bullshit anymore.

BRANDON:
Come on, guys. You only make a once-in-a-lifetime buddy once in a lifetime. You've been best friends since you were kids.

SLIM Z:
But we can't agree on anything anymore. We can't even agree on our go-cart.

BRANDON:
Why don't you guys build a new one together? A fresh start.

LEV:
I don't know. That might work.

SLIM Z:
Yeah, we could call it "Blur 2: The Sequel."

BRANDON:
Great idea! Let's rally the rest of the gang and get to work.

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EXT. JUNKYARD - DAY

The gang scours the junkyard for parts to build their new go-cart. They work together, laughing and having a good time.

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EXT. RACE TRACK - DAY

The day of the big race arrives. Butch and Woim show up with the original Blur, now painted to disguise it. Jack arrives in his over-stated store-bought race-car, with Emily as his co-pilot.

LEV:
We can't let those d*cks win. Let's show them what we're made of.

SLIM Z:
Yeah, let's win that prize money and rebuild our clubhouse.

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EXT. RACE TRACK - LATER

The race is intense, with everyone vying for the lead. Butch and Woim use dirty tactics to knock the other racers out.

EMILY:
Jack, what are you doing?

JACK:
What? I'm racing.

EMILY:
You're using tire spikes against Slim Z and Lev. That's dangerous.

JACK:
It's all part of the game.

EMILY:
No, it's not. Pull over.

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EXT. FINISH LINE - LATER

Everyone crosses the finish line at once. Slim Z's cowlick wins the day for the gang.

LEV:
Thanks for Saving us

SLIM Z:
lev That’s not Jack

JACK:
You will be hearing from my goddamn lawyers

LEV:
Then who is this guy who saved our asses

EMILY:
(removing helmet)

Hi guys What’s up.

LEV:
Emily? I didn't even recognize you.

EMILY:
(smirking)

I had to kick Jack out of his own car. He's a jerk.

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EXT. TROPHY PRESENTATION - LATER

Lev is shocked to discover that his favorite go-kart driver, cj Anderson, is actually a grown-up woman.

CJ :
Congratulations. You guys drove one heck of a race.

SLIM Z:
Thanks. We couldn't have done it without our new friend Emily.

BRANDON:
(laughing)

I guess we'll have to break our one main rule and let girls into the clubhouse now.

EVIL LAUGHING:

THE END:

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