Sensitive Parts

- Have I told you that

I like your shoulders?

- Thanks, they attach my arms to my torso.

- Yeah, they do.

What, what are you doing?

- Um, nothing, I'm just...

- Wiping the walls?

- No, I was trying to set the mood

by turning off the lights.

- No, no, no, you can't

turn off the lights,

you gotta leave it on, I wanna see you.

- Why?

- Because I need the

full sensory experience.

- No, that's so dumb.

- No, no.

Don't you wanna see the rest of my tattoo?

- The V-necks you wear

are all ready so low,

I'm pretty sure I've seen the whole thing.

- I love it when you sass me, Delori.

- Please don't say my name

when we're fooling around.

- Why?

- Because it's the least

sexiest pronoun in the world.

I'm tired.

You should go, I don't

want you to fall asleep

at the wheel and die.

- It's cold out there.

- Put your clothes on first OBVs.

- Can I stay here?

- That's a possibility.

- It would be nice, don't you think?

- I don't know.

I didn't really think about it.

- Don't send me out there in the cold.

I feel so used and abused.

- Okay.

Just don't look.

- I thought you were tired.

- I am, but I need to

do something to unwind

and it's either this

or binge watch episodes

of The Mindy Project, and

I thought this would be

quieter for you.

- So thoughtful.

How long have you been up?

- Um, just a few minutes.

- I was looking forward

to waking up together.

- Morning breath.

- Morning breath is

part of the experience.

So what are you doing today?

- Just work, then I'm gonna call Shenade

and find out what time her flight gets in.

- Oh yeah, she gets in tomorrow, right?

- Mmm hmm, I know, I can't wait.

I can't wait to see her,

it's gonna be so exciting.

- I'm excited to meet her.

I tried to creep her on Facebook actually,

but couldn't find her.

- Yeah, she's not on Facebook.

- Whoa, rebel.

- Yeah.

Do you want any like milk or sugar?

- No, tell me more about Shenade.

- She's like Ernest

Hemingway with a vagina.

- Nice, what else?

- She's like confident,

and amazing, and talented,

and smart, resilient, and tough, and,

she's like a total babe.

- I can't wait to meet her.

Make sure you text me

about those dinner plans.

- Yeah.

- Because you know I'll forget.

- What about you, what

are you doing today?

You're meeting your ex, aren't you?

- Yeah, eventually.

- Where you guys going?

- We're going to, we're

gonna to the Storm Crow.

- Oh, I really like that place.

I'm really glad that

you introduced me to it.

- Yeah, yeah, me too, I mean,

it's one of her favorite places too.

So since she's only in

town for a little while,

I guess she wants to maximize her time.

- Yeah, did you guys go there a lot?

- Yeah, a fair bit, she

knew one of the servers.

- Are you guys going

for food, like dinner?

- No, no, I don't think so.

I think it's just drinks or couple beers,

just something chill like that.

- That will be good,

that will be like cool,

just hanging out and having beers.

- It will be fine, it's

just to like mend fences

and maybe catch up a

little bit or whatever,

but that's it.

It's good though because

I hate being on bad terms

with any of my exes.

- Mmm hmm.

- It's the worst.

- You're all right.

You've got nothing to worry about.

You're irreplaceable.

- Hey, hey, thank you

so much for last night,

for letting me stay and like everything.

I had such a good time.

- Yeah, it's fine, you

don't have to thank me.

I also thought it was pretty great.

- I really like you, Delori.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Cool.

Yeah, no, I know the form

you're talking about.

Yeah, you'd, both sides, yeah,

and then sign it at the bottom.

No, no, I'm not saying our

fax machine doesn't work,

yeah, we have a fax machine.

Yes, I will call you and let

you know when we have it.

You're welcome, bye.

- Honey.

That's not gonna make you feel better.

- I am pathetic.

- Nothing about you is pathetic,

you just got some bad habits.

- I just can't stop thinking

about all these horrible

things that are happening.

- Listen, that scrawny white

boy wouldn't do anything

to jeopardize his chances

at getting another taste.

You feel me?

- You say that, but he's

had a lot of girlfriends.

- So, he'll be able to appreciate

you more in comparison.

- I'm not like you, people don't regret it

when they leave me.

I also don't get to

write a pop song about it

and rub it in their face.

- I'm sure you've broken

more hearts than you know.

- I just, I didn't see

it coming the last time.

- Yeah, well, I knew that one was trouble

the moment he walked in.

- Yeah, but you can't always

know it though, right?

- No, you can't.

But it doesn't matter, no

horrible thing could ever

bring you down, you're tough.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Call your girlfriend.

- Hi.

- Hey, let me see your face?

- Oh.

- Hey,.

- What up, slut?

- I get to see you tomorrow!

- I know, I can't wait, I'm so excited.

Do you need me to pick

you up from the airport?

- Yes, please.

- And you are still packing.

- I'm almost finished packing, actually.

- Are you used to

sleeping in airports yet?

- No, that is not my

favorite part of traveling.

- Well at least you have traveled,

I mean, you're so worldly.

- You know what, you will

travel, we will travel.

- I know, I know.

I guess I've just been

getting antsy because

I've working in an office for a year,

and you've been trotting

the globe like a horse

with a freaking fire card.

- Well I have been giving

my fair share of rides.

- Ooh, giddy up.

So, what's your last week been like?

- It's been okay, I've been a

little nervous about leaving,

you know, just like uprooting myself,

but I'm just not letting it bother me.

- Makes sense, I mean,

leaving everyone behind,

I'd be pretty crushed.

- Go to bed sweetie, what

are you even doing up?

- Just hanging out, waiting

to talk to your babely self.

- And?

- I looked at some stuff on the internet

and made myself feel like crap.

- Delori, are you okay?

- It's just gonna be really

good to have you back, Shenade.

- I have missed you so much, my love.

I'm so glad that we're gonna be living

in the same city again!

- Hello!

- Yo, girl!

- Ah, you're here!

I'm so excited, I was

so scared you were gonna

get on a different flight at Pearson

that I called the passport

office and told them

that you were their first born.

- That makes sense.

I was wondering why they took my vibrator.

Guess they didn't want me to

blow up a plane, fair enough.

Then I kind of got my

attention caught by something

in the corner of my eye so

I turned to see what it was

and the guy next to me had his dick out.

- What?

- Yeah, like fully out, on

the bus, f***ing masturbating.

Honestly, I was like scared,

like how do you handle

this kind of situation?

I've never been around this before.

Like obviously looking back on it,

I had nothing to worry about,

I wasn't in like real danger,

but it's really freaky.

- I mean, yeah.

- That was probably like the weirdest,

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