Sensitive Parts Page #5

why you would ever feel

threatened by me.

- I know, it doesn't make sense,

but that's how I felt.

Delori, you're not the only

one who feels like they

don't measure up to their

best friend all the time.

- Okay, so then why are

you telling me this here,

at this bar?

- Because Casper is in this bar.

And I think that in order for

us to get back on even ground,

for you to feel like you

got back whatever you think

I took from you, that

you need to go in there

and hit that.

- What, no!

- Okay, well then just it then.

- No, Shenade, no, come on.

- I know that you are angry at me,

you feel vulnerable, you want validation,

and you wanna get back at Ryan,

so why don't we just kill

all those birds with one

hot make out session?

- Shenade, I appreciate that

you're trying to fix things,

but this, this is really stupid.

I am not gonna have

sex with your long lost

summer love Casper.

- Stupid, oh my god, do you

know what's good for you?

- Not always.

- Are you willing to

do anything else to try

to save our friendship?

- No.

- All right, well I'm not

willing to just sit around

and do nothing, so until you

come up with your grown up,

responsible plan, we're

gonna do my stupid plan!

So why don't you get in

there and get that sweet D.

- But I don't wanna have to

buy you drinks every time

every time something

good happens at work.

I want you.

- I work at G Nelson.

- It stands out, right.

- Delori, hello.

- Oh, hey Casper, fancy seeing you here.

- I haven't seen you in ages.

Where have you been hiding?

- Oh, you know, around.

- Well it's good seeing you.

- Hey, what are you doing,

are you here with anyone?

- No, no, I just came here

to drink all by myself.

- You can drink with us if you want, yeah?

- Yeah, definitely.

- We're celebrating Cameron's new job.

- Congrats.

- I got a new job.

- It's a big deal.

Sorry, where are my manners?

Cameron, Delori.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

- So what are you drinking?

- A beer, but maybe you

could buy me another one.

- You should probably finish

that one first though, right?

- Good advice.

Casper, what have you been doing lately,

other than working out?

- Well, I'm getting my degree

this year, completing that.

I took a year off to do

some volunteering in Haiti.

- Wow, that is so interesting

and very upstanding of you.

- Thank you, it's just,

honestly it's just really,

really meaningful work.

- What were you studying?

- I'm getting a degree in urban planning.

UBC actually has one of the most

programs in the world.

- Wow, that

must have been really

tough to get through.

- I enjoy the challenge, I find I excel

in those kind of environments, so.

- So that's what you've

been doing lately, Casper?

- That's what I've been

doing lately, Delori.

- So who have you been

doing lately, Casper?

- I'm sorry...

- I'm just curious, but

you know, a little munchkin

told me a secret.

- Yeah, what was that.

- That you used to have a crush on me.

- Is that so?

- Yeah, don't be shy about

it, I think it's pretty neat.

- Who said I was shy, I'm not

even saying that it's true.

- I think it's great if it were true,

because I think that you're great,

and you're pretty well

dressed, and great overall.

- I dress myself.

- Do you undress yourself?

- Okay, excuse me, what are you doing?

- Seducing you, OBVs.

- Delori, I'm gonna be honest,

I find it really unattractive when girls...

- Casper, what the hell is wrong with you?

She's practically giving it away,

why don't you wanna hit that?

- Delori, what's going on here?

I'm sorry, do I know you?

- Are you freaking serious?

We dated for four months.

- Shenade, I'm sorry, look,

I didn't recognize you

with the curly hair.

- Oh my god, do I really

look that different

with curly hair?

- No, you look terrific.

- Okay Shenade, what's going on here.

Did you set this up?

- We spent every other day

together for four months,

I would remember you if

you had Renee Zellweger's

plastic surgeon.

- Look, I don't know

what you want me to say,

and I still wanna know why your friend

is trying to get into my pants.

- Wait a minute, did you not recognize me,

or did you not remember me?

- Look, it took me a

second to recognize you

because it's been a long time.

- Oh my god.

- All right Shenade,

I didn't remember you,

it took me a half second.

Please don't take it personally,

it's just, it's been a really long time.

I mean, a lot has

happened, a lot has changed

since you and I were together,

and I'm sorry, you just

haven't been on the forefront

of my mind lately.

- But...

- What?

- Casper, I still think about you.

- That's okay.

Shenade, look, I remember you,

and I remember you fondly,

we had a great time together.

But in the end it was just four months,

what 2/5 of the decade ago.

I mean, I'm sorry...

- Just stop!

F***.

- Way to ruin Cameron's night.

- That hasn't been proven yet, has it?

- Shenade?

- I'm just so embarrassed.

- No, don't be.

- I'm sorry, this was

supposed to be about you

and I just...

- Don't worry about it.

- I just feel so stupid.

- You are amazing and

extraordinary in a million ways,

and I've cherished every moment

we have ever had together.

- Thanks, Delori.

- Any guy who doesn't see that,

doesn't deserve to be with you.

- Yeah, I know.

I'll be okay.

F*** it, let's go get some gelato.

- What?

- I'm sitting outside a bar crying,

I feel like I'm 19, and I

wanna go get some gelato.

- I don't understand.

I don't understand how,

how you can just pull

yourself together and

get up and leave after going

through something like that.

- I'm not stronger than you,

I don't have anything that you don't have.

- It sure seems like you do.

- I just don't let other

people make me feel small

because I know that I'm not.

- Delori, do you know why

this thing with Ryan upsets

you so much?

Why you were ready to throw

away our friendship over it?

It's not because someone else

doesn't think that you're

special, doesn't think

that you're lovable.

It's because you don't think you are.

And it breaks my heart

because I, I wanna show you,

and I wanna tell you.

But you need to believe it for yourself.

It's okay, I still love

that big, huge heart

even though it's sensitive.

- This week?

- That would be nice.

- You wanna do brunch?

- Oh my god, I would love to

do brunch, I just love brunch.

Like I could definitely do

brunch, it's my favorite.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- It's a date.

Bye bye.

- Bye.

- If you're looking for a

strong confident fearless woman,

enough staring at that poster and

start looking in the mirror.

- I really wish I could

see myself that way.

- You know I wasn't born fierce,

I chose to define myself that way.

I decide who I am each and everyday.

Don't let yourself be defeated.

You can choose to, you can be fierce.

- I am fierce.

Hi.

- Hi.

- I tried to make out

with someone tonight,

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