Seoboojeonsun Page #2

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I didn't even go to school!

Give it to me!

Please don't kill me.

Fine.

I won't kill you.

I won't kill you.

Why would I?

You really won't kill me?

Of course not!

The document...

If you go out...

I'll push it out through that hole and go.

Me, go out?

Yes.

Alone?

You damn red commie bastard!

Think I'm stupid?

Our unit is filled with

experts at torturing.

Think you can last that?

Start driving.

Actually, I lost the document.

Tell that to my commander.

I'll get a medal for the tank.

You'll get tortured and

cough up the document.

Grab the handle!

I dropped it without knowing.

Really!

What are you looking at?

KIM Il-sung?

You son of a b*tch!

Grab the handle now!

The hell?

Read this.

Tanks don't have handles.

Why you!

You wanna die!

Turn south!

This is south!

It's north! You commie fool!

No, this is south!

- Sir!

- Sir!

- Sir!

- So? Who's missing?

Messenger troops.

We should search...

Forget the search!

Send out new messengers.

Shouldn't we find their bodies?

Don't get sentimental here!

The document means more!

You know I don't have troops.

Send anyone

with two working legs!

- I can't, sir.

- What?

I defended the frontline as commanded.

Knowing my men are dying

I still defended it.

I can't send my men

who came back barely alive.

Don't want to make general?

Take your damn sunglasses off!

You came to look cool?

You young little bastard!

What the hell?

Talking to me?

No, sir.

You damn son of a b*tch!

Comrade.

Comrade?

Smoking is bad for your health.

War is way worse for health.

Comrade?

How old are you?

Old enough to be your dad!

Oh my!

Must've been hard being exploited

by the Americans to such an old age.

You didn't study much

so you don't know.

But we came to free you!

Why thank you!

Shut up and drive!

This is a sacred war

to liberate our people.

Shut up or you're dead!

Comrade.

You know free give and take?

Shut up!

- They'll give you free land and house!

- I said shut up!

They'll give the poor like you

- heaven on earth and...

- You bastard!

I never asked you fools to liberate me!

I didn't even see my baby's face!

Call this heaven?

Why attack and turn things into hell!

Answer me that!

How's this paradise

with everyone dying!

What the hell?

I am ashamed.

Son of a b*tch!

I'm sorry.

How could you!

Just poop why don't you!

Sorry, comrade.

That reeks!

What?

They're here!

It's the North!

Long live the People's Republic!

Long live the People's Republic!

Long live KIM Il-sung!

Put your hands up!

Hold 'em up high!

All of you!

Who are you?

Go there!

The hell?

The streets of Seoul are gold!

- They glow with hope!

- Who are you?

Hold 'em up high!

Come and have a drink!

- S-E-O-U-L!

- S-E-O-U-L!

- Lucky Seoul!

- What the hell?

You must be starving!

So skinny.

How old are you our proud soldier?

Old enough.

I'm forty-seven.

How did you beat a tank

with your bare hands?

It's no big deal.

Men can do that in their prime.

You're just a soldier, right?

So brave for just a soldier!

In my prime...

What damn prime?

You'll get many medals

for bringing in that tank!

How dare you cut me off?

- I'm your respected husband!

- What?

Even the dogs are laughing!

- Shut that damn mouth!

- Whatever!

Hit me in front of everyone!

You're asking for a funeral!

Fine! Kill me!

Go ahead!

Kill me now!

The hell!

Listen to me!

I don't believe this!

I married him at 17

- and worked my ass off!

- Shut up!

You wanna kill each other?

Want the gun?

- Give it to me.

- No! Give it to me!

Let go!

Let go now!

- Who's that?

- Oh no!

I was delivering a baby!

I'll be right back!

- Coming!

- Come back here!

Don't go! Stay!

Sit down!

Come back!

Come back!

Where are you going?

What?

Stay back!

Stay back!

What?

Soldier!

My daughter-in-law

is having a baby.

I'm so sorry to trouble you.

My son died at war.

He didn't even get to see his baby.

The rest of us should help take care of it.

Please don't kill us.

Please don't kill us.

What is it?

It's a general!

His weenie's this big!

Let's celebrate!

Enlist now!

Sirs! Please!

I'll go after just 1 hour!

I should at least name my baby!

Dear! I'll be right back!

Don't worry!

I'll be back!

Such a good, smart looking kid...

Listen to me.

Hand over the document

and surrender.

Eat. Aren't you hungry?

Eat what your bro gives ya.

You're not my brother!

Go ahead and eat.

Say, 'ah'!

No way!

Just eat, you idiot!

They're all dead!

My two eldest brothers

got hit by cannons and died!

Why are you yelling!

Who didn't lose 1 or 2 at war?

My third and fourth brothers died too.

Three or four too!

There's no news on

the fifth and sixth for a year!

I'm the only son alive!

With my poor mom alone,

I can't surrender!

F*** that!

Who said to attack then!

Just sleep.

Damn...

They'll feed you

at the P.O.W. camp.

Just eat and sleep there.

Then go home

once the war is over.

We're happiest eating

mama's cooking.

Don't end up like your brothers.

Give me the document

and I'll let you live!

Son of a b*tch!

Sh*t!

Die! You bastard!

Die!

Son of a b*tch!

Damn commie!

Bees!

Bees!

They're coming in!

Close the door!

Close it!

My eyes are open.

Think mine are closed?

Soon, we'll be closing

our eyes for good.

Think we'll survive

bee stings like these?

Think I'll die by mere bee stings?

Cut your idiot talk.

- Moron!

- It kills!

What are you doing!

You gotta put bean paste

on the stings or you'll die!

Lowdown enemy soldier!

Just saving yourself!

You bastard!

What's that?

You stupid red commie!

That's hot pepper paste!

Damn red-pepper paste!

Put this on.

Fool!

Trust big bro and surrender.

Sh*t!

You're not my big brother!

The hell!

Fool! I'm trying to be nice.

Don't kill me!

You gobbled it all up!

I'm sorry.

Damn! You thrifty pig!

My chocolate!

I'm sorry.

I didn't use the condom.

You son of a b*tch!

- Please!

You bastard!

Stop! You bastard!

Stop!

Scratch the tank, you're dead!

You stupid stonehead!

Release this and press that!

I told you to pull this and push that!

But I'm pretty good for my first try.

Call me, 'sir' or you'll get

a hole in your head!

Push this, right? Sir?

Don't go south!

Turn it around now!

This way is north!

Idiot! What are you doing!

- I'm turning it, sir!

- What the...

You son of a b*tch!

Stop the turret and turn!

Stop the turret and turn!

One.

Two.

Three.

Destroyed the house...

But only one came in and out.

Is there more than one?

Sir?

I got a

baby this big.

Just keep quiet.

I got no land or money.

I thought I'd die a bachelor...

But this poor woman loved me.

She's raising the baby alone

and waiting for me.

Please let me live.

Just drive.

Son of a b*tch.

Slow down!

I said, slow down!

Why you!

Press the brakes!

Idiot! You wanna die?

Take it off if you want.

It's okay, sir.

I came South to make money.

But the war cut off my way back.

I joined the army

to make it up North.

But the damn commies found out

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