Serving Sara Page #8
He may be a carrier|of the deadly
Ebola virus.
Goddamn you, Joe!
My God!
It's the Ebola guy!
Hey, I'm clean.
That's him.
Shoot him.
No, no, wait.|Don't-Don't shoot him.
Don't shoot him.
I need to serve him!|I need to serve him!
Freeze!
Somebody shoot him!
Hold it.
I'm going to get you, Joe!
Oh, boy.
How do you do this?
Oh, this is gonna be ugly.
Whoa!
Mommy!
Oh.
Get this damn truck off me!
Eat me.
My dog ain't in that fight.
Wh-Whoa. Ding, ding.
Adios, amigos.
Last call, Gordy.
Ooh!
Yes!
Gordon Moore
you are hereby served|for divorce...
under the laws governing|the State of New York.
Here you go, hop-a-Iong.|You know, dusty.
Say "Half."
Hang on.
Ah.
Yes!
Let's rock and roll.
This Gordon guy's going|to need to be quarantined
for about a year.
Excuse me, sir.
Joe.
Hey!
We did it.
Yeah, I guess so.
Ah.
Business first.
You'll get your money,|don't worry.
First, you're going|to get this.
Hey. You mother.
Hey, nice driving|back there.
You're finished, Joe.|You flipped your mark.
You're finished.
Ooh.
I don't believe|you two have met.
Guy who got run over,|guy who ran you over.
Ran me over, a**hole!
Screw you, cowboy.
Ow!
So... where were we?
We were just getting|down to business.
Oh, right.
So, 14 months|and a million dollars later
I got my vineyard.
Growing grapes isn't easy
but at least|it's got its benefits.
Joe?
I thought I'd serve you|for a change.
The first bottle.
Cheers.
Good luck.
Better than yesterday.
Yeah.
- Do you want to have sex again?|- Yeah.
If I loved you
Would you like that?
Would you have me
On my front or on my back?
I used to like that
If I trust you
Would it matter?
Would you care more
If I showed you what I hide?
And let you inside
'cause it's not you
I say and do
To cause distress
But this is someone else's mess
Can I kiss you?
Can I try to make you laugh?
Can I have you
On my floor or in my bath?
I used to like that
'cause it's not you
I say and do
To cause distress
But this is someone else's mess
Someone else's mess...
Oh
'cause it's not you
I say and do
To cause distress
someone else's mess...
Someone else's mess...
Someone else's
Someone else's
Someone else's mess
If I loved you
Would you like that?
Would you have me
On my front or on my back?
I used to like that
Yeah
I used to like that
Yeah
Oh
'cause it's not you
I say and do
To cause distress
someone else's mess
Someone else's mess
Someone else's mess
Someone else's mess
Someone else's mess
Someone else's mess
Someone else's mess...
Da, da, da-da, da
Da, da, da-da, da
da-da, da, da
Da, da, da-da, da
Da, da, da-da, da
da-da, da, da.
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