Serving Sara Page #8

Synopsis: A process server, Joe Tyler (played by Matthew Perry) is given the task of serving divorce papers on Sara Moore (Elizabeth Hurley), the wife of of a wealthy Texas businessman. To do so he needs to contend with her attempts at evasion and the attempts of a colleague to undermine him.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Reginald Hudlin
Production: Paramount Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
18
Rotten Tomatoes:
4%
PG-13
Year:
2002
99 min
$16,881,019
Website
225 Views


He may be a carrier|of the deadly

Ebola virus.

Goddamn you, Joe!

My God!

It's the Ebola guy!

Hey, I'm clean.

That's him.

Shoot him.

No, no, wait.|Don't-Don't shoot him.

Don't shoot him.

I need to serve him!|I need to serve him!

Freeze!

Somebody shoot him!

Hold it.

I'm going to get you, Joe!

Oh, boy.

How do you do this?

Oh, this is gonna be ugly.

Whoa!

Mommy!

Oh.

Get this damn truck off me!

Eat me.

My dog ain't in that fight.

Wh-Whoa. Ding, ding.

Adios, amigos.

Last call, Gordy.

Ooh!

Yes!

Gordon Moore

you are hereby served|for divorce...

under the laws governing|the State of New York.

Here you go, hop-a-Iong.|You know, dusty.

Say "Half."

Hang on.

Ah.

Yes!

Let's rock and roll.

This Gordon guy's going|to need to be quarantined

for about a year.

Excuse me, sir.

Joe.

Hey!

We did it.

Yeah, I guess so.

Ah.

Business first.

You'll get your money,|don't worry.

First, you're going|to get this.

Hey. You mother.

Hey, nice driving|back there.

You're finished, Joe.|You flipped your mark.

You're finished.

Ooh.

I don't believe|you two have met.

Guy who got run over,|guy who ran you over.

Ran me over, a**hole!

Screw you, cowboy.

Ow!

So... where were we?

We were just getting|down to business.

Oh, right.

So, 14 months|and a million dollars later

I got my vineyard.

Growing grapes isn't easy

but at least|it's got its benefits.

Joe?

I thought I'd serve you|for a change.

The first bottle.

Cheers.

Good luck.

Better than yesterday.

Yeah.

- Do you want to have sex again?|- Yeah.

If I loved you

Would you like that?

Would you have me

On my front or on my back?

I used to like that

If I trust you

Would it matter?

Would you care more

If I showed you what I hide?

And let you inside

'cause it's not you

I say and do

To cause distress

But this is someone else's mess

Can I kiss you?

Can I try to make you laugh?

Can I have you

On my floor or in my bath?

I used to like that

'cause it's not you

I say and do

To cause distress

But this is someone else's mess

Someone else's mess...

Oh

'cause it's not you

I say and do

To cause distress

someone else's mess...

Someone else's mess...

Someone else's

Someone else's

Someone else's mess

If I loved you

Would you like that?

Would you have me

On my front or on my back?

I used to like that

Yeah

I used to like that

Yeah

Oh

'cause it's not you

I say and do

To cause distress

someone else's mess

Someone else's mess

Someone else's mess

Someone else's mess

Someone else's mess

Someone else's mess

Someone else's mess...

Da, da, da-da, da

Da, da, da-da, da

da-da, da, da

Da, da, da-da, da

Da, da, da-da, da

da-da, da, da.

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