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But kebab from Sarajevo

is... - The king of kebabs!

Wait, Bure! Wait! Really...

Leskovac is better!

What's with you, man?!

Why are you laughing?

King of kebabs!

Bring us some mustard.

- With kebab from Sarajevo!

It's like adding salt to

the wound, man! Jesus!

What's the difference anyway

between kebabs from Sarajevo,

Tuzla or Brcko? - It's

like you tell a Slovenian guy

to make you a Turkish candy.

- C'mon! - It just doesn't work!

Musa, my man!

The man told us thousand times

that you put mustard on kebab

from Banja Luka. Don't be fool!

F*** it, man! What were you

doing there? Taking a leak?

You got restroom here!

Don't make me tell you!

Listen, man! We were pissing

here, while you were in Bosnia!

And used to take a crap right

there, where your barbecue is.

Just do your job, and let us

take a leak wherever we like!

Ok, man! Don't get so angry.

F*** me, if this car goes

another 100 km.

What's wrong? - Don't know.

I took Goga to hospital today.

But it sounds funny all day.

- Maybe it's... belt? - Yeah!

What belt? Look at the German

motor, clean like glass.

Maybe some of your countryman

f***ed it?

It belonged to an old lady.

- Yeah, right!

With sporting stearing wheel!

Give us 20 kebabs, with onions.

- And two beers. - Right!

I wouldn't care less, except

my Goga's having a child now.

And this car is screwing me!

- When's the time? Today?

I guess so. They gave her

some induction or somethin'

Why didn't you go with her?

- To watch her having a child?!

Did anybody watch my mom,

or my grandmother?

Don't be such a peasant.

Nowdays, it's normal.

Husbands go with the wives.

- Taking photos with the doctor.

Holding hands... - And who's

gonna hold this?

Anyone could rob me in an

instant. Why are you laughing?

You would be the first!

You know, doctor is a nice

guy. He took 500 Euros...

Bure, can you please tell her

to put some ketchup inside?

F*** you and your ketchup!

Go to f***in' Mac Donalds!

Can't you see I don't know

where my head is?

Here is Goga... Hello, kitty!

Oh, it's you, auntie!

They took her! She'll be soon?

- Kitty?! Man!

Musa?

Musa, man? - What?!

What's with you, are you

nuts? - Yes, man!

And you're just sitting here,

eating sh*t.

What should I do, man?

- Look at the Bosnian dude!

He has been married

for five years, made this,

bought a Mercedes, and now

he's going to have a kid!

What about us? Ha?!

What should I do, man?

It's a son! My son! My family

name will live forever!

I have a son! My son!

Guys! This is a reason

for celebration!

What's with you, guys?

Wouldn't you make a toast?

We don't have glasses.

- F*** glasses! Here! Hey, kid!

Go and buy some crystal

glasses for my men!

Buy 3 sets of glasses!

So that everyone can see

what it means when Bure is

drinkin' with his men!

Listen now...

Hello, auntie? How's my

little d*ckhead?

I'll take this, you go on

with your work.

Old man! Let's make a toast!

What happened? Bure?

Kid cannot breathe! They've

hooked him to machines!

F*** this life, man...

Old man!

C'mon! Let's go!

Old man!

Bure, we need 2 more plates of

minced meat... - Call the cab!

It's my fault...

Here, spit me in the face if

I don't sell this tomorrow.

My God... Just save my boy!

And I swear I'll sell it!

Bure, it's not your fault...

- Of course it is!

We just made our nest, but

I got greedy for the money...

She should't have worked!

She should have rested...

Bure, my bro... Everything

will be just fine, you'll see.

God, please! Save my child.

Hush, hush here the sweet gentle

sound, bamboo leaves

just rustling now

here them from my little bed

night is falling down, falling

down

from the starry summer skies

night is still and

lights fading out

stars just shimmer

from above

one can only hear

this sweet sound

of my baby's lullaby

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