Seven Psychopaths Page #3
- He ain't here!
-Where is he, old man?
Little shih tzu, name of Bonny.
Shih tzu? We ain't never had
a shih tzu in here.
You don't listen too good the first time,
do you, old man?
or else this guy gets it!
I don't even know this guy.
What the hell do I care?
I know where the shih tzu is.
I know where the shih tzu is.
Where is he?
Kid, I don't know who you are
or why you're here,
and I don't know if you do know
where this shih tzu is
or if you don't know where this shih tzu is,
but either way have some pride in yourself.
Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord,
and don't tell
these scum-sucking motherfuckers nothing.
Don't! Don't, I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
Billy! Billy! Billy.
- Holy f***! What the hell happened?
Said they were looking for a little shih tzu.
Then some other punk killed those punks.
I've only been gone 10 f***ing minutes.
Marty, are you okay?
- You looked f***ed.
-I just didn't need this today.
He's okay. It's their blood. It's his puke.
You wanna go to the bathroom,
clean some of the blood
and the puke off you?
Marty's my writer friend
I was telling you about.
Where did you get this little shih tzu, Billy?
I got her off some fat black chick
down at The Elephants.
You think she's the one that they're after?
I think there's a strong possibility, Billy.
So are we gonna give him his dog back?
That jerk's forfeited all right
to having a nice dog like this.
Miss?
Well, what are we gonna do?
I think we should try and find
this Jack O' Diamonds guy
and get him to join forces with us.
And then we could take on all the bad guys,
like maybe in the desert.
And what do you think
we should do in real life?
Well, we could sober up, Marty.
How's that grab you?
- I think we should go to the cops.
-F*** the cops! F*** them!
- F*** them.
-All right. Jesus Christ.
There are some nice cops, aren't there?
He's from Ireland.
I'm gonna head to the hospital.
I said I'd be with Myra
when her results come in.
No f***ing cops.
No cops.
- Who's Myra?
-His wife.
She's just had surgery for cancer.
And you think you've got problems.
He ain't here, and now we don't know
where this guy is
or what the hell he looks like.
Yeah, can we get Dennis
to a hospital now, Charlie?
Yeah, let's get him to a hospital.
And let's get on to the ASPCA
and have 'em take care
of these poor bastards.
Maybe we should go
to the hospital with him, Charlie.
You know I don't like hospitals.
Yeah, but it's where the guy's wife is.
You know, Marty,
the way you're feeling today,
all depressed and alcoholic and sh*t?
You know what you should do?
Put it into your writing, man.
Use it. Mad idea?
Thanks, Billy, that's what I'll do.
I'll put the way
I'm feeling today into my writing.
And then I'll go blow my f***ing brains out.
Come on, man.
You know your writing helps alleviate
your suicidal self-loathing and sh*t.
I don't have suicidal self-loathing and sh*t.
Yeah, right. Hey, who's this chump?
Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy?
Are you Billy Bickle?
No.
Well, my name is Zachariah Rigby.
I left a message on Billy's telephone
in answer to the advertisement.
For f***'s sake!
Well, I tell you, Zachariah.
If you sounded like a nut,
I don't think I sounded like a nut.
Were you screaming about eating
my heart off a tray and then shitting on it?
No. No, I wouldn't do that.
Okay, you seem normal. Come on in.
We gotta get this dog off the street
because it's kidnapped from a maniac.
Dandy.
Testing, one-two. Testing. Okay.
Zach, unfortunately
I gotta go play tennis with my girlfriend now,
but it's Marty
who'll be doing the writing anyway.
You ain't leaving me with this nut, Billy.
And you ain't got a girlfriend.
He ain't got a girlfriend.
Tennis?
But it's voice-activated,
so just start telling your kooky stuff, Zach,
and see you guys soon, okay?
- Zach?
-Yeah.
All right, listen. Why don't you just tell me
whatever you wanna tell me,
and I'll go make us a coffee. How about that?
Tea.
Tea.
Tea? Why not?
Well, I guess
it all began back when I was 17.
'Up-
I was a little wet behind the ears back then.
I don't mind admitting it.
I was burglarizing the house
of this judge down in Delacroix.
Let me tell you something,
don't never burglarize
the house of no judge down in Delacroix.
Because when I went down
into his basement,
you know what I found down there?
And then I found
a half-alive 'nother negro girl
chained right along with them.
Well,
the girl's name was Maggie.
She told me all about the judge
and she told me what a terrible man he was,
and I think I fell in love with Maggie
right then and there.
And I think she did a little with me, too.
Then the judge came home.
Yeah, and he was awful angry.
We just didn't know what to do.
And what did you do?
Well, we hung him from his neck
until he was dead,
and that's when Maggie and me
got this idea, see?
What idea?
Well, the idea that we'd go
around the country killing people
who go around the country killing people.
I guess that's what you'd call it nowadays.
Get in the house.
Get in the house!
Maggie!
1975 it was, she burned that hippie.
I've been looking for her ever since.
There is something
I'd like you to do for me, Martin.
When you use my story in your movie,
I'd like you to put
a little message up there at the end.
I want you to tell her that I miss her.
And I love her.
And I should have helped her kill that hippie.
And I'm sorry.
And to call.
You think you could do that for me, Martin?
I'd be glad to, Zach.
Promise?
I promise on my life.
That's a big promise.
- Can I help you?
-Yeah.
I'm looking for a Polish lady.
A Mrs. Kieslowski.
She's having an operation.
How long's that gonna take?
I don't know.
What do you want Mrs. Kieslowski for?
Her husband's got something belongs to me.
No. No, "shoot her"?
No, no, I'm just gonna
scare her so she tells me
where her husband's at
and where my dog's at.
And what if she don't know?
Well, then I'm gonna get mad.
Can I go use the bathroom?
around here for a while.
Maybe do it in a pan or something.
I can wait.
I don't use no pans.
Suit yourself.
What's your dog's name?
Bonny.
That's a nice name.
I'm sure Mr. Kieslowski
will take good care of your dog
and get it back to you safe.
He always seems like a sweet man
when he comes in.
He come visit her a lot?
Every day-
Different times, you know.
And not every day.
He misses a day now and then.
Oh. yeah?
He been in today?
Yeah.
He came in earlier this morning,
about 10:
00 or so.So the Polack married a n*gger, huh?
Yeah.
Where is he now?
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