Seven Psychopaths Page #6
Goodbye.
And as the Jack O' Diamonds
dies in their arms, he whispers,
"We did good, we did good,
didn't we, Marty?"
And through your tears, you say,
"Ah, bejesus, Jack,
"we did more than good. We did grand."
Jack says, "All I ever wanted was to be your
friend. Marty, I'm your friend now, ain't I?"
And you say, "Ah, bejesus, sure,
you're me best friend, Jack.
"You're me best friend."
And then the Jack O' Diamonds dies.
And as his soul leaves his body
to go dance with the angels,
we pan up over the blood-strewn cemetery
and off into the pretty blue skies of dawn.
Skies blue enough to suggest
one day in this troubled but beautiful world.
Maybe there can be peace
because that would be good!
That's the end?
Yeah!
So, opinions?
Well...
It's very...
- I like it.
-You like it? Hey!
All right.
- It's got layers, you know.
-Layers?
Like a pie. Like a cake.
It's got... It's got many layers.
This is an important demographic.
So, what do you think?
I think it's very, it's very, you know...
- Moving.
-Very... Moving. Moving.
I was paying attention, I'll tell you that.
You were... Moving.
It's impossible
for someone's head to actually explode,
isn't it? When it gets shot.
No, no, it's possible.
If the person's head
was made out of explosives, it's possible.
Yeah. I like that.
Hans.
Billy's a psychopath, Hans.
I guess he's made it into your movie, then?
Hi, Hans. Hi, Mart.
Marty, is that what I think it is?
If you think it's a bottle of bourbon,
then yeah.
Do you want some?
- Hans.
-Are you not gonna say something?
Where's the peyote, Billy?
Oh, are we gonna have a peyote party?
Why not?
I think
I'd have made a great Pope.
- I'd have been very lenient.
-You'd have made an awesome Pope, Hans.
Hans,
isn't one of us gonna address
the elephant in the room?
The what?
Yeah, who's on the f***ing peyote
around here, Marty'?
Paw.
Paw.
I'm sorry if I haven't been
a very good friend to you, Billy.
Paw.
You've been a good friend to me, Marty.
What are you talking about?
Why did you kill all those people?
Why did you kill all those people?
Like I told you at Kaya's party, I killed
all those people to spur you on a little bit
and give you something to write about
and get you to finish your screenplay.
You told me...
When?
I can't believe you told me about this
at the party, man!
Maybe I am an alcoholic
if I could forget something like that.
Maybe I am an alcoholic.
Okay, listen. I didn't tell you about it
at the party.
because you surprised me,
and it would have been ridiculous
telling you at the party.
You might have told somebody,
got me in trouble.
Then why did you just tell me
that you told me'?
To make you think a little bit about
your alcohol issues. How about that?
Billy, you kill women!
I killed a woman. Take it easy.
- You shot her in the stomach, Billy.
-That's better than the head, ain't it?
- Not really, no.
-I said I was sorry, didn't I?
Yeah, well...
I don't hang out with people
who kill women, Billy,
and I certainly don't
write screenplays with them.
What are you talking about, Marty?
You'd best pack the tent up, Billy.
It's over.
It's over?
Now what...
Where's this other f***ing nutcase?
Hans!
Hans.
Hans. We're leaving.
My wife is sitting on a chair someplace.
Some gray place.
I thought she'd be in Heaven,
but she's sitting on a chair
with a bullet in her head.
I thought they'd have cleaned
that kind of stuff up.
Maybe you've just eaten too many
hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans.
Nothing to do with the hallucinogens.
But you've just seen Myra on a chair
with a bullet through her head.
In some gray place.
England?
It seemed a lot worse than that.
Wow.
Listen, Hans, what say we talk about this
on the drive home?
I mean, we may find
some perfectly reasonable...
Jesus.
Billy.
Billy?
In the tent, dumbo.
What?
Now don't get mad.
What the hell did you do?
I set the car on fire.
How the hell are we supposed to get home?
We're in the middle
of the f***ing desert, Billy.
Yeah, that's the least of our worries.
What else did you do?
I'll give you a clue.
Come on in.
So, yeah, I just called up old Charlie Costello
and I told him where we were and
to come down and get his dog back
and said if he had any trouble finding us,
just look for a Buick on fire.
But I did tell him to promise to come alone
and unarmed, and he said he would.
And he'll be here in a couple of hours,
depending on traffic.
Now, I've labeled these guns for you,
but you totally don't have to use them.
I won't think you're pussies,
but I'm gonna hang on to mine.
I think we've done enough of this
"talking about peace in the desert" type stuff.
Don't you?
I do. This movie ends my way.
Well, that's just f***ing great! Oh, great!
You know what that is'?
Do you know what that is?
- Great?
-That's just f***ing great!
How far is the walk to the Welcome Center?
We can't leave him.
You ain't gonna fight.
Of course I ain't gonna fight,
but I ain't gonna run.
- What are you gonna do, then?
- Friends don't make their friends die, Hans.
-Psychopathic friends do.
You're the one who thought
psychopaths were so interesting.
They get kind of tiresome after a while,
don't you think?
Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it?
That's enormous.
Hey, Marty, we just seen
some kind of giant gerbil.
Marty, you alcoholic f***ing bastard.
You might wanna stop drinking, Martin,
if this is the way you're gonna behave.
If this is the way I'm gonna...
This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer
to come down and psycho-kill us.
And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief
in the afterlife
because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate.
And you motherfuckers
are telling me to behave?
Time out. What's all this about doubting
a lifelong belief in the afterlife
because of a psychedelic cactus
you just ate'?
- Hans, what the heck?
-I met Myra.
On the ridge. She had some things to say.
About the afterlife being non-existent
or something'?
That was the gist.
No, no, it might have sounded like Myra.
But you know why?
Now don't get mad, but you know
I can do Myra's voice pretty good.
Yeah, I snuck up there a little while ago
and I pretended to be her.
I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff.
But what specifically did you say?
About the place
you were in. The place Myra was in.
How did you describe it, specifically?
- You mean specifically?
-Yeah.
I just kind of said it was all kind of...
I just kind of said it was all kind of
gray and sh*t.
No.
Oh, great, now I have to kill everybody
all on my own.
Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard.
That's all right.
it was a pretty good punch for a pacifist.
I love you, man.
I love you, too.
Listen, if you're not gonna be
really doing any shooting,
maybe you should just go with Hans,
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