Seven Psychopaths Page #5
At the time, I thought it had to be done.
I'm not so sure anymore.
Course it had to be done. He killed your kid.
You had to f*** him over
by any means necessary.
Well, as Gandhi said...
Oh, you two. If it ain't Gandhi,
it's Jesus Christ.
"An eye for an eye
leaves the whole world blind."
I believe that wholeheartedly.
No, it doesn't.
There'll be one guy left with one eye.
How's the last blind guy
gonna take out the eye
of the last guy left who's still got one eye?
All that guy has to do is run away
and hide behind a bush.
Gandhi was wrong.
It's just that nobody's got the balls
to come right out and say it.
Hans, I'm trying to write something about
the kinds of things you're talking about.
Yeah. Would you like
to help write it with me?
- You said I could help write it with you.
-Yeah, we can all help write it with me.
He doesn't even wanna help write it with you.
His wife just died.
I don't mind helping,
as long as it isn't gonna be too violent.
- Of course it's gonna be too violent.
-That's the whole point.
I told you 20 times, Billy,
I don't want it to be violent.
- I want it to be life-affirming.
-Life-affirming? Schmife-affirming!
- It's about seven f***ing psychopaths!
-Hey!
No, you know what I think
The first half should be a perfect setup
for an out-and-out revenge flick.
- Yeah.
-Violence. Guns.
All the usual bullshit. And then...
I don't know, man, it's...
The lead characters should just walk away.
They should just drive off into the desert
and pitch a tent somewhere
and just talk for the rest of
the frigging movie.
No shoot-outs, no payoffs.
What, are we making French movies now?
That sounds like the stupidest ending.
No shoot-outs?
That sounds like the stupidest ending
to a movie I've ever f***ing...
No shoot-outs?
I???
Wow.
Now if we were gonna have a shoot-out,
that'd be the perfect place.
I know we're not gonna have a shoot-out.
I'm just saying
if we were gonna have a shoot-out.
Jesus. Gandhi. Joseph.
Martin, I've been reading your movie.
- What do you think?
-Your women characters are awful.
None of them have anything
to say for themselves.
And most of them get either shot
or stabbed to death within five minutes.
And the ones that don't
probably will later on.
Well...
It's a hard world for women. You know?
- And I guess that's what I'm trying to say.
-Yeah, it's a hard world for women,
but most of the ones I know
can string a sentence together.
Didn't you like anything in it?
- You know who I'm intrigued by?
-Who's that?
This Vietnamese guy with the hooker.
Is it like a dream sequence'?
No. The Vietnamese guy...
I just know his story
ain't gonna end in nothing
So I didn't even wanna write it.
He's not even a priest.
I just like the image of a Vietnamese guy
in a priest's outfit with a snub-nosed .44.
Anyway, his story is...
He was in the Vietcong for many years.
A brilliant warrior but a sicko. A psycho.
And when the war was ended,
he returned to his little farming village
with all intentions of living a peaceful life
with his wife and daughters.
But the little farming village
he came from was called
My Lai.
And his wife wasn't there anymore.
And his daughters weren't there anymore.
And he ventured to the USA to track down
all the members of Charlie Company
who raped and butchered
You see where I'm going with this, right?
Well, he'd already slaughtered six of them
by the time he got to Phoenix,
where some kind of convention
was about to be held
on the rights and wrongs of the Vietnam War.
And he's got a big bomb with him
that he's gonna strap to a hooker
and send her
into the middle of this convention.
So this is the night that we meet him,
and the hooker's there in her panties.
And, like I said, there's no way
that story's ending but grimly.
That's a great f***ing psychopath, Marty.
Yeah. But it's not what I wanna
really be writing about anymore.
New idea. How about we change the title
from the Seven Psychopaths
to the Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled
And Have Overcome All This Spazzy Sh*t
And Are Really Nice To Everybody
And Two Of 'Em Are Black?
How about that?
I'm out here in the wilderness
trying to think about some ideas.
Anyway, the way I picture your screenplay,
especially with this Vietnamese guy who,
of course, I'm fascinated by.
Pressure. Pressure.
I'm a little nervous.
Okay, everybody comfortable?
Cell phones off, right?
Okay, here we go.
Exterior.
Cemetery. Night.
The shoot-out. Yeah!
The Jack O' Diamonds
and he's arranged to give him back
because all he really wants is peace.
You know,
like Gandhi or Jesus or that other guy.
Anyway, he's waiting there
for the Mafia boss,
who's agreed to show up alone
and unarmed. But, yeah, guess what?
Wait, wait a minute.
Surely he knows that
the Mafia boss is a psycho?
Why would he believe
he'd show up alone and unarmed?
- You know?
-Yeah.
Exactly!
Maybe the Jack O' Diamonds
was expecting to get double-crossed
because he just happens to have
brought a couple of friends along.
Suddenly, from out of every f***ing grave
burst the seven psychopaths,
a gun in every hand.
Flamethrower! Who the f*** is that?
It's the Vietcong guy.
He was hiding up a tree.
You! You're there, but you're just there
to observe, and that's all right.
Nobody thinks you're a p*ssy.
Lightning.
And oh, no, look who's wandered in
like a f***ing idiot.
It's Kaya. She's come to say sorry to you,
and she loves you,
and that she didn't mean
to be such a f***ing b*tch.
You scream out, "Kaya! Stay back!"
Too late, she's f***ing mown down.
F***ing mown down!
Her head does come off. You scream out
her name, all sad, and she dies.
Art and peace and all that sh*t can wait!
Now's the time for men to be men!
"F*** you, you c*nts!"
It's really emotional.
And then... Hold on.
Yeah...
The black chick from the serial killer killers.
She fought good, but she's the next to croak.
Zachariah dies, too. He buys it.
Dies in her arms. And they die and
they're old and mental, and so much in love.
You know, it's really sad.
But his rabbit gets away, though,
because you can't let the animals
die in a movie. Just the women.
Anyway, guns, guns, guns!
Blam, blam, blam.
The Vietcong gets hit. Then he dies,
and he never even had a f***ing name,
and he's so good.
With his dying move,
he throws his nunchakus
and he kills two of the bastards.
Nunchakus are Japanese.
So the only ones left are you
and Hans.
Peace is for queers.
And now you're gonna die.
But the Jack O' Diamonds isn't dead at all.
He was just a bit injured and
he had a f***ing crossbow up his sleeve.
That's not enough,
so he pulls out a shotgun.
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