Severed Footage

Police are dealing

with a gruesome mystery.

Another severed foot is found floating

off the Coast of British Columbia.

B.C. officials says they do not believe

any of these discoveries to be foul play.

For more on this mystery we turn to

Dr. Ladimer...

retired forensic expert with

the Washington coroner's office.

Dr. Ladimer, what is your theory,

why do these feet keep washing up here?

One or two feet floating up

on shore is bizarre enough...

but this many feet, this often

I find very suspicious.

You have to ask yourself...

Why is this only happening

on the Coast of B.C.?

Why arent feet floating up off the

Coast of New York or California?

This is the only place in the

World where this is happening.

Something very strange is going on here.

You have to think foul play.

Captain's log.

September 10th, 2007.

My Klingon teacher has given me an

assignment to do a report on a...

historical happening from our local area.

And I decided that the Captain...

could do a pretty cool documentary and hang

out with some totally hot babes from class.

Your not even a Trekker.

Why are you talking like that?

I've seen some of the Star Trek movies.

- Really?

- Ya.

Name one.

Star Trek One.

And whatever you're like 23...

and when was the last time

you left this basement?

Doesn't matter.

I'm doing important stuff.

Why do you even have that camera on?

Are you not listening?

The Captain, the Captain's log.

- I'm not paying any attention.

- I'm doing my assignment.

I'm not paying attention to you and

your silly little craft project.

Silly little... This will get me an A

with the hottest chicks in class.

And you'll be down here

playing your crappy games.

They're not crappy.

Hey! Food!

And bring your laundry up.

It has been sitting here for ever.

And grab some food for your brother

so he can keep playing.

Captain Mat is back.

Now it's time to show all the

dweebs in history class...

what an awesome history project is

and how to do an easy one.

Get a real easy mark.

So...

My awesome transportation.

Yea, that's an electric moped.

I like mine better.

Anyway, let's see if he is home.

That's a sexy shadow.

Get that in the view.

- Hey Matt.

- Hey Mark. How's it going?

What's with the camera?

I'll let you know if you let me in.

Ah, no thanks.

Please?

- Ok fine come in.

- Ok. Cool

Just don't film me.

I don't like being on film.

- Ok, fine then.

- Way too close, too close, too close

Ok instead then. You use the camera.

You don't have to be in front of it ever.

You just point it at things that

we're filming.

In fact I got all the ideas in my head

anyway...

so maybe it's better that I'm in front

of the camera anyway.

You'll have to show me how this,

how does this work.

Record. Stop.

- Gonna have two guys.

- Ya.

- Two hot babes.

- Ya.

And you're going to be around too so.

Wait a second, something doesn't add up.

Ya, whatever.

That's the real chick magnet.

You'd be surprised.

Ha. Ya.

What?

I'm going to figure out who the next three

recruits are and then I'll get you back...

to film picking them up.

OK.

Oh man. I don't know if I kept track

of my keys.

Oh no.

Oh ya.

It's a trick I use on the ladies to

get them a little bit worried ...

before I throw them in the back.

You almost had me worried.

Talk to you later.

Ok. Captain's log.

Todays mission is to recruit the last two

members of our five member team.

Oh brother, I wish mom didn't buy you

that stupid camcorder.

He's here already.

- Hey Tony.

-Nice

Hey Mark.

How's it going?

- Good. How are you guys?

- Pretty good.

- Last teacher sucks.

- Ya.

Anyway, so I've looked around the class to

find the two most qualified girls in...

our class for this project and

I've decided that's Kimberly and Sabrina.

- Kimberly and Sabrina?

- Ya.

Those are two of the hottest girls in

our class.

That's why they are the most qualified

for our project.

Have you ever talked to either of them

in your life?

I highly doubt it.

Whatever. Sabrina, Kimberly and I are like

we're like super close.

Ya, that's cause you sit behind them

in history.

- Aah looser.

- Oh geez.

I'm in a room with a bunch of jerks.

Here's some cookies for you and your

friends.

Friends. I'm so glad you have some friends.

And share with your brother too.

Dang right.

Only if he can reach them.

You hear of grown men living with

their mothers.

But that's usually only in movies.

Well, it does have its advantages.

Can you guys like...

take this little party away.

- I'm kinda busy with something.

- You look really busy.

I am busy, Ok. Go away.

I can't believe you actually have their

numbers. They're, they're hot.

How did you do that anyways?

That looks like the student directory

if you ask me.

Ya but camera man films. Don't talk.

We're going to edit that part out later.

Put it on speaker.

Ok.

Hope that is loud enough.

Can you pick that up?

Yup.

Hello.

Hey Kimberly, this is Mat.

Who?

You know. Mat from your history class.

Um. No.

I sit right behind you all the time.

I'm the big, good looking guy.

Happy. I'm part Japanese.

Oh. Ya. You.

Ya, I have a really cool opportunity

for you.

You do?

Are you selling time shares?

No.

You sound like that guy we met on our

trip to Mexico.

No, but you know that huge history project

that we've been given...

in history about our local area?

Oh, yes.

I've come up with a killer project that

no one else will be doing.

It would be a very easy, guaranteed "A".

Ok. Keep going.

So what we want to do, is do a

video documentary, for our project...

and wed like you and Sabrina to be in it.

Who's we?

Well there is three of us.

Me, Mark and Tony.

Can we use Ross and Dan?

Gee... We sure would like to...

but we only have room for five people...

and there just wouldn't be room for them

to fit.

Hum, ok. Well let me think about it

and I'll talk to Sabrina.

Sounds great.

I'll talk to you tomorrow then?

Ya, sure.

- Ok, cool. Bye.

- Bye.

I thought you said you were tight

with them.

That's the first time you've

ever talked to her isn't it?

Well, not any more.

Now I have talked to her, so that's good.

What are we doing this project on?

I'm thinking about that part,

but first priority is getting Kimberly...

and Sabrina to be part of this team, so

Maybe you can invite them to your house,

and have your mom bake them cookies.

- That's a good idea.

- That's a terrible idea.

Why not? Everyone loves cookies.

Look at this

Hey Mat.

- How's it going?

- Good.

So you're filming already?

Yup, always filming.

One second.

- You look good for the camera.

- It's good?

Ok so this is an exciting day.

We are here.

Kimberly talked to Sabrina about the

project and they want to know more about...

the easy A. They said to meet them here at

their dojo after their kickboxing workout.

So here we are.

- So cut there.

- Ok.

Well, you're going to film this, right?

- Ya, of course I'll film it.

- Ok.

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