Severed Footage Page #2

Man, they are so hot.

Hi girls.

One more. Good. Take a break girls.

Hey.

How's it going?

Good.

You want to join in?

- I'd love to but I just did a big workout.

- You did?

Hush.

Actually I'm training to be a cage fighter.

- Really.

- Ya

We love cage fighters.

- Oh ya. That's me.

- Want to do a couple rounds?

I'd love to but I'm afraid of

over training.

Come on. Don't be a wimp.

It's just teeny tiny little old me.

- Ya. Do it Mr. Cage fighter.

- Come on.

But my achilles has been acting up,

and I can barely move it around.

Just shut up and put the gloves on.

But seriously, my Ninja Master said that I

should never reveal my secret Ninja moves.

Grow up. I'm pretty sure your Ninja

moves are not going to be revealed.

You can do it.

I can totally do this.

- Oh ya.

- I can do this.

She's a girl.

It'll be easy.

- You up for this?

- Ya for sure.

OK. Ready?

In the middle of the ring.

You guys keep it clean.

You ready for this Kimberly?

Ninja Master are you ready?

Watch out, she's a little girl.

Touch gloves.

When I say fight come out and fight.

Back up.

Fight!

I don't want to hurt you.

Come on Kim.

Don't tap.

Keep going!

Tap! Stop!

Oh yeah!

You ok?

Your Ninja skills suck.

That sucked.

I suggest you put that camera down

and look after your man.

You doing alright?

Ya I'm doing alright.

I hope I didnt hurt your foot too bad.

A few popped blood vessels.

No big.

So... What's this history project

you were talking about?

- You said it would be an easy "A".

- Ya.

- An easy "A"?

- Yeah.

What is with the camera though?

That's how we are doing the project.

We are doing a documentary...

we just film everything we do.

I can't act. Nervousness make me camera.

- Ya?

- They do, do they?

Yes. I'm extremely nervous in front

of cameras.

Well, you just have to be yourself.

Pretend like the camera is not even there.

You don't even have to act.

Ya, most people don't notice me anyways,

it's all good.

It's true.

I guess for an A in history

You can count me in.

If Sabrina is in I'll do it too.

- Ya?

- Sure.

That's great!

That's the magic words I wanted to hear.

Oh and one of my friends is bringing some

jet skis down to the lake this Friday.

Want to join us after class?

Friday?

Ever jet skied before?

No, not really.

I haven't either. It should be fun.

- We'll think about it.

- Ya.

- Ya.

- Ok. Great.

- So I'll see you guys at school tomorrow.

- Sure.

Cool. I'll see you guys later.

I got some great footage of you sparring.

We're going to edit that out.

Edit? I don't know how to edit.

Well, I know a guy.

Once we are done he's going to take it all

and then he's going to edit it for us.

You've got to admit though,

I am the master of the pickup.

I don't know if I'd call that a pickup.

If you ask me it was more

like a tap out.

Ya whatever.

We get to spend a couple of days...

with these totally hot babes

filming this project...

and it is all because of my awesome plan.

Being a nerd rules.

Speak for yourself.

Want to meet up some time

over the next couple of days...

We'll go around town.

Film some stuff.

See if there is something cool

to do our story about.

Ya we can do that.

Ok, sounds good.

So I'll see you tomorrow at school then.

- Yep.

- Make some time then.

- Yep, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Sounds good.

I didn't even get to touch anything good.

The first thought was the Bastion.

It used to be used for holding booze.

I'm not quite sure.

We could find out.

That would be part of our project.

That would be one of the fun things

that we could do.

- Ya.

- Whoa.

Lots of sailboats.

What's that?

You're replaceable just so you know.

Irreplaceable?

No. You're replaceable.

- I'm replaceable.

- Yes.

What?

Just making sure you know this.

You don't like my cameraman skills?

You picked me.

I swear I remember as a kid something

about mining down there.

Mining?

Ya. Again I don't really know much about

this place.

Even though I've lived here most my life.

Well it is Nanaimo.

Not much happens here.

Maybe someone on one of the boats knows

something.

- Maybe. - They're old with wisdom.

We could ask some of them.

- This is the historic Nanaimo boardwalk.

- Historic. - Apparently.

This one looks pretty sea worthy.

We could get them to take us out...

for a ride.

See what we could find.

Yeah, I wonder where the Captain is of it?

Maybe down in the bottom.

Hey, how do you get a rock chip in a boat.

The boat in front kicks it up right in

front.

Dang, that's a pretty brutal rock chip too.

Hello sir.

Sir.

What?

- Hi.

- What's up.

We're actually students from the college

and we were looking to do a project...

about something about the local area and

we were hoping we could get an interview...

with someone who has been around here for

a while.

-I know nothing.

- No?

- No.

- How long have you lived here?

What's it to you?

Just curious. Possibly longer then me.

- Well, I've just been here over 30 years.

- 30 years.

I don't know anything.

- No?

- No.

No? You don't know anything about

the area at all?

- What do you want to know?

- Absolutely anything.

Are you filming me?

Are you, are you filming me?

We are if that is ok with you.

I don't much like cameras.

Is it ok if we mostly just don't point it

at you then?

- Point it anywhere, but not at me.

- Ok.

- Mostly over here then.

-Ok, ok I'll keep it just on this guy.

- Ok. - Ok.

- So what do you want?

Anything about the area.

I don't really know much about this place.

Like I know that Nanaimo had a lot of coal

mining.

But we don't really want to do stuff like

coal mining.

- That was closed years ago.

- Ya.

You're not filming me are you?

- No. Just getting the frame setup.

- Ok ok ok.

If you don't film me.

You can come on board.

- So just come and sit down here.

- Ok.

Nice boat you have here.

Well I try to keep it that way. Ya.

I try to. Try to do my best.

What's up?

So you've lived here for about 30 years

on your boat?

Ya well at night I go out.

- What do you want to know?

- About anything.

- It is not a nice place.

- Not a nice place?

- Not at night time.

- No. - Not at night time.

- What's bad about night time?

- To use your kids term, words...

- Ya?

- It sucks at night time.

- Oh ya.

- What sucks about night?

Noisy. I wouldn't stay ashore.

No?

Why not?

You probably don't believe me.

It's haunted.

You're right.

You know about it do you?

No. You're right that I won't believe you.

- Oh I see.

- What haunts it?

Cynical little bastard.

Let me tell you.

At night I make one of these.

It's a hangman's noose.

- They hung a guy here you know.

- Ya?

Still hangs out.

You ever heard of a Kanaka Pete?

No.

He's an axe murderer.

- An axe murderer?

- Yup.

- From here?

- Yup.

Wiped out his entire family.

Right here. Right on the island there.

Oh ya. And he was hung for that?

Ya.

Wouldn't you be?

I don't know. I don't think they

do hangings any more.

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