Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll Page #8
it's f***ing horrible!
One, two, three.. .
# l'm Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
# l wiggle when l piddle
'Cause my middle is a riddle
# Swim!
# Get up! Get up!
Get up that dive board! Over!
# Whoo!
# So place your hard-earned peanuts
in my tin
# And thank the Creator
you're not in the state l'm in
# So long have l been languished
on the shelf
# l must give all proceedings to myself
# l'm Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
# 54 appliances in leather and elastic
# 1 00,000 thank-yous from 27 spastics
# Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
# l'm Spasticus, Spasticus
Spasticus Autisticus
# Dribbling, wiggling,
fiddling, nibbling
# Fiddling, diddling,
widdling, diddling Spasticus
-I'm Spasticus!
-I'm Spasticus!
# l'm Spasticus!
-Dad!
-I'm Spasticus!
I'm Spasticus!
# One, two, three, four
Spasticus!
Ian! Ian! Ian!
don't go looking for morals in stories.
lf you want a message,
f*** off down the post office.
Someone once asked me
if l'd missed anything.
Well.. .
lf l'd never had a good-looking girl,
then l could complain,
but the only thing l've ever missed
is a few buses.
One Iast time, Chazanova.
# Blue Gene baby
Now, there are a couple of ways
to avoid death.
And one of them is to be magnificent.
And this is my favourite way.
# Skinny white sailor
The chances were slender
# The beauties were brief
with some Thunderbird wine
# And a black handkerchief?
# l miss your sad
# Virginia whisper
# l miss the voice
# That called my heart
# Sweet Gene Vincent
# Young and old
# And gone #
# Why don't you get back into bed?
# Reasons to be cheerful, part three
# Some of Buddy Holly,
the working folly
# Good Golly Miss Molly and boats
# Hammersmith Palais,
the Bolshoi Ballet
# Jump back in the alley
add nanny goats
# 1 8-wheeler ScammeIls,
Domineker camels
# All other mammals plus equal votes
# Seeing Piccadilly,
Fanny Smith and Willy
# Being rather silly and porridge oats
# A bit of grin and bear it,
a bit of come and share it
# You're welcome, we can spare it
yellow socks
# Too short to be haughty,
too nutty to be naughty
# Going on 40, no electric shocks
# The juice of the carrot,
the smile of the parrot
# A little drop of claret,
anything that rocks
# Elvis and Scotty
days when l ain't spotty
# Sitting on the potty, curing smallpox
# Reasons to be cheerful, part three
# Reasons to be cheerful
One, two, three
# One, two, three
# Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
# Take your mum to Paris
lighting up the chalice
# Wee Willie Harris
# Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico
# Cheddar cheese and pickle
the Vincent motorsickle
# Slap and tickle
# Woody Allen, Dal,
Dimitri and Pasquale
# Balabalabala and Volare
# Something nice to study
phoning up a buddy
# Being in my nuddy
# Saying okey-dokey,
singalong-a-Smokie
# Coming out of chokey
# John Coltrane's soprano,
Adi Celentano
# Bonar Colleano
# Reasons to be cheerful, part three
# Reasons to be cheerful
One, two, three
# Yes, yes, dear, dear
# Perhaps next year
or maybe even never
# ln which case
# Reasons to be cheerful, part three
# Reasons to be cheerful
One, two, three
# Reasons to be cheerful, part three
# Reasons to be cheerful
One, two, three
Johnny!
# Reasons to be cheerful
One, two, three
# Oi, oi, oi!
# One, two, three
Oi, oi. Oi. Oi. Oi. Oi. Oi. Oi.
Now, f*** off all of you. You're fired!
And go and be magnificent!
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