Sex And Death 101 Page #11
No, I wouldn't say that.
I really enjoy your writing.
[stammers softly]
You're right,
these spices do look amazing.
I mean, I've only read the stuff
that gets printed in the paper,
after each incident.
But what was it you spray-painted
after Number Seven?
"My ecstasy, your annihilation."
[Both]
"Our mess, nothing left to transgress."
- That's good.
- [sighs]
But where was I?
Oh! Yes, of course.
Before I could graduate,
I was swept off my feet.
My husband was this, uh--
[deep breath]
everything a girl's
supposed to want, right?
You know. I was his--
his princess.
He was my Prince Charming.
Can I try some of your kale?
- Trade you for that cherry tomato.
- All right.
You don't have to go on
if you don't want to.
No...
It actually feels good
to say the bad out loud.
But when I said
I was his princess,
I wasn't being metaphorical.
[Death Nell]
Every week,
a new princess costume
and a new wig.
"This way, I won't cheat,"
was the charming way he put it.
At first, it was...fun?
But then it wasn't.
It got rough, and I--
[police sirens]
[sirens retreat]
Did he hit you?
Aw...
You know, I've put
over 20 men into a coma.
When you're handing out
that kind of punishment--
[clears throat]
The short answer is yes.
Yeah, he hit me.
And pretty much
every other verb
you could come up with.
But nothing above the neck.
The Princess and the Pirate.
The Princess and the Viking.
The Princess and
the Mongol Warlord.
Occasionally, he'd mix it up
and we'd do
The Sound of Music,
as if the Nazis won.
You know,
it couldn't be a crime.
He was my husband.
I did not complain.
I did not ask questions.
Although, why anyone
would want to treat
Julie Andrews
as a human ashtray...
As far as questions go,
that's a pretty good one.
[laughs]
It did improve my poetry, though.
It gave me a lot of good
material to work with.
God, you're a good listener, man.
You really are.
Oh, God-- oh.
Then came Valentine's Day.
Oh, that was on a good one.
My hopeless situation,
my inability to change.
But all in iambic
pentameter, of course.
- And then...
- [groans]
F--
[thud, clatter, crack]
[thud]
I should have
been happy, right?
They tried everything.
They couldn't wake me up.
They thought
I was in a coma.
And that's when
I had the vision.
[birds chirping]
I had become my own
Prince Charming.
But there was much work
to be done in my kingdom.
Battles to be fought,
wars to be won.
You can pretty much
connect the dots from there.
Costumes, chemistry, poetry,
mutually degrading sexuality,
comas, "men suck."
I don't know how much longer
I can keep running around like this.
It's not like I can't afford it.
I mean, my husband
was Victor Rose IV.
Victor R-- wow.
Small world.
I kind of had a one-night stand
with his grandma.
Granny C?
My story's not
as compelling as yours,
but, uh, exactly a year ago,
I received a list of everyone
I'd ever had sex with
and ever would have sex with.
[stuttering]
I find that very compelling.
I-- I think we should
order dessert.
Raspberry tart?
Two forks?
You think I'm lying?
- You think I'm insane.
- No!
No. I--
And believe me,
I am an expert on both.
But Bambi and Thumper.
Seriously.
The Beyond-Ultimate
Lesbian Power Couple.
- [laughing]
- Yes. What a night.
Ohhh, f***.
[whispers]
F***.
You know, uh--
I'd like to think that I--
I put something
interesting out there
into the atmosphere.
You know?
Just the whole idea of a...
a woman being able
to put a man down like a dog
for being bad, or...
for no reason at all.
[whispers]
I mean, well...
well, women have
had to deal with
the anytime, anywhere
dark impulses of men
forever, so...
God, I thought...
it was time to make the men
shake in their boots
for a while, you know?
I guess...
that's how I--
I rationalized it.
I-- I am gone--
No, that's okay.
We're all gone.
You know, it's--
So many games, names.
Who did you love?
And who did you really love?
Did you break their heart?
Or did they break yours? Or--
You know there's some
real bliss in there somewhere.
And all you're left with is...
[sighs heavily]
exhaustion.
I always liked that word.
Oh, and "depleted,"
"dissipated," and "spent."
Those are good ones.
But "exhaustion..."
sounds like what it is.
And what better cure than sleep?
Lots of sleep.
[paper tears]
I'll get this.
I insist.
Roderick.
Do you mind?
What, do you want me
to take two,
in case the first one
doesn't do the trick?
No!
[whispering stutter]
I was just thinking,
since we're together...
while I'm putting one
in your mouth, you could...
put one...
Oh.
You--
You sure about this?
Yeah.
You know, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a little flattered.
You should be.
[laughs]
Go back to my room?
Oh, no, no, no.
Not that room.
A different room.
Yeah.
[bells jingle]
[birds chirping]
[Roderick narrating]
So that's it.
The end of my story.
Well, one of my stories.
Mommy! Daddy!
I found a totato for the picnic!
- A totato!
- Totat-- [chuckles]
Boy, you really are
the farmer in the family.
- That's--
- Let's see that.
I think I know what
we're having for the picnic!
- Make some totato soup!
- [laughing]
Buddy, what do you think?
That sound good?
[Roderick narrating]
The story of how I settled down,
how I met my wife.
[chuckles, murmurs]
Of how I learned that sometimes,
what seem to be answers
are really questions in disguise.
The Machine's list
taught me the who,
the what, the where,
and the when
is never as important as the why.
And the why's not all
that important, either.
I want to unmake every bed
That I laid down on
Give back everything I've won
Good days
There'll be
Bad days
I want to unread every book
That my eyes laid on
[Roderick narrating]
If it really is all a game,
sometimes the best
thing you can do
I want to unsing every song
Unwrite every line
[Roderick narrating]
For the first time in my life, I am.
I dare not add an adjective--
mature, content, happy.
"I am" is good enough for now.
Life is a lot like death.
It happens to everyone,
whether they like it or not.
The meaning of it all?
Honestly?
Who gives a f***?
I want to unsew every seam
Unwind every clock
Unbreathe every
breath I've made
I want to unset every sun
That my eyes fell on
Till I give back all I've won
Good days
There'll be
Bad days
Good days
There'll be
Bad days
Good days
There'll be
Bad days
Good days
There'll be
Bad days
Burbank, CA
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