Shaadi Ke Side Effects Page #4

Hello.

Is it fine now?

Oh no!

I got to go.

- But the match?

I've a flight tomorrow morning.

I know, we'll watch

the next match together.

I promise. I promise. Sid I promise.

What..

- Bro, I'll see you tomorrow.

I mean, when I come back.

Bye. Sorry.

Yes, Sid, even I have

a recording tomorrow.

I'll see you, okay.

- Arjun, wait.

Do you want to go somewhere too?

Exactly, Sid, I've to go somewhere..

..but I can't remember.

Please.

'And since then neither

did my friends return..'

'..nor did their calls.'

'I had no other options,

other than..'

'..befriending the parents

of Millie's friends.'

'But you know what.'

'Their favorite topic of

conversation wasn't football.'

Try banana.

That makes children's

potty nice and soft.

Really? I thought bananas

gave constipation.

Only for adults.

In fact,

banana gives the right color.

I see.

But last week it was dark green.

I get so scared.

I know.

- Oh God.

Probably because of the spinach.

You know, when I eat spinach..

..my potty's green as well.

And if it's got corn,

then yellow and green.

Quite an interesting combination.

Please eat your cakes.

Excuse us.

Sid.

What's wrong with him?

- He's mad.

Who's talking about his potty?

What's wrong with you?

What do you mean

by what's wrong with me?

What's wrong with them?

Such a serious conversation

over children's potty?

Because children's health

is a serious issue, not a joke.

Trisha, come on..

- Alright, kids.

Everyone come here.

We're going to open

a loot bag here..

..and let's see who

gets the maximum gifts.

Come on everyone.

Sid, go with Millie.

Me? Don't be ridiculous.

All the other parents have gone.

The bigger kids

will take everything.

Come on, Sid, go.

Sid, come on.

Statutory warning.

- Ready?

Children's games

are not a child's play.

Best of luck.

You're going down.

One. Two. Three.

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

''Whose your daddy?''

And isn't my watch new?

That's a gift?

- Yes. Surprise.

Lovely.

- Thanks.

Oh my, God. It's a jungle out there.

Just two sweets and a whistle?

That's it?

And this whistle isn't even working.

Trisha, please forget

about the whistle.

It's a miracle

I made it back alive from there.

Here you go.

And this is for you.

- But that's for Harsh.

That's okay.

- Trisha, Ranvir's got..

..9 whistles,

4 balls and 18 sweets for Harsh.

Yes. - Amazing.

Brother-in-law, you're just amazing.

And anyway, at this age..

..it's important

to teach him to share.

Okay, let's ask him.

Harshwardhan?

Very good.

Wow.

Wow, Harshwardhan.

- Fantastic.

He knows French.

Yes, I am learning

and teaching him too.

Wow.

At this age,

children's minds are very fertile.

They pickup anything

you teach them..

..and it stays for life.

That's right.

Dad.

- What happened, Harsh?

Sorry. Potty time.

Let's go.

What a father.

Really, what a father.

'Sometime back

I was Trisha's hero..'

'..but now she idolizes

idiots like Ranvir.'

There was just one way

to release this frustration.

My music album.

So...how do you like it?

- Very nice.

Thanks.

Sid.

I wanted to talk to you.

- Yes.

You know I said,

I'll resume working..

..when Millie turns

1 or 2 years old.

But, now I feel I shouldn't.

Then...what will you do?

Stay at home and look after Millie.

If that's what you want, then fine.

But you liked your job, didn't you?

No job's greater than Millie, right?

Absolutely.

By the way, we can appoint

a full-time maid if you like..

..to look after Millie.

You know,

I feel Millie's still too small..

..and handing her

over to a maid, it's..

Trisha, I just know

how much you love your job.

Why don't you take

up a part time job?

Best of both worlds.

You know, I thought about that.

A child is a full

time responsibility..

..so part time..

What do you think?

Do you really want

to know what I think?

I think you're only

thinking about yourself..

..and adding to my problems.

If you don't take up a job,

it'll be my responsibility..

..to run the family,

and I'll have to forget my album.

That's what I think.

Sid?

Sure. Sure.

Whatever you feel is right.

Really?

You're the best,

best, bestest father in the world.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear papa!

Hello.

Thank you.

Thank you, Millie.

The best papa in the world.

Papa does so much for us, isn't it?

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Sir, I came to keep these slippers.

Just.. Just eat that, leave that..

Millie, look here.

Millie, look here.

Good morning.

- Good morning.

Happy birthday!

- Today's my birthday.

Happy birthday!

- Thank you.

Laxmi, you haven't

cleaned this up yet.

Just feed her this.

I've been telling you for so long.

Whose birthday is it today?

It's my birthday,

so you have to eat.

Surprise!

There was no need for this.

There was really no need for this.

That's Millie's favorite cartoon.

Mr. Duck.

From Millie and mom, right?

Thank you, Millie. Thank you, mom.

Okay then.

- Sid, what's the hurry.

Let her sing first.

Happy birthday to papa.

Happy birthday... Sing, Sid.

Happy birthday to papa.

Happy birthday.. Happy birthday..

Happy birthday to papa.

Clap. Clap.

Very good.

Okay.

Happy birthday to papa.

You eat it.

Laxmi, you haven't cleaned this yet.

How many times do I tell you?

Sid, what are your birthday plans?

Family dinner, wine..

No plans.

Let's rehearse.

Trisha won't plan your birthday?

Not possible.

There must be a surprise party.

You'll go inside,

switch on the lights and then..

Surprise!

"Slowly...steadily...lonely.."

"Now, I am used to being alone."

"Slowly...everyone's left me."

"I don't know when

these paths separated."

"I didn't get a chance to see."

"Before I could.."

- Happy birthday.

"Everything happened so slowly.."

'The thing about birthdays is..'

'..if you don't give it any value,

no problem.'

'But, if your family doesn't

give it any value, big problem.'

'Especially, in my current

frustrated situation..'

'..where the bomb

was about to explode.'

Mash it some more.

And don't use such a small spoon.

Let me do it.

Sorry.

You know what.

Actually this time I am not sorry.

So what if it's not

properly mashed one day?

Will it hamper Millie's growth?

Or she'll get food poisoning?

What will happen?

Millie will find

it difficult to eat.

Why are you arguing

without a reason?

Why can't you mash it properly?

According to you,

I can never do anything properly.

"Why is Millie

bathing water so hot?"

"Why is Millie's milk so cold?"

"Please don't wipe Millie

from the wrong side of the towel."

I mean, "wrong side

of the towel". Really?

Even Albert Einstein didn't know..

..there's a wrong side of the towel.

How am I always perfect

with Millie's chores?

Because you've nothing

to do except for Millie.

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