Shaadi Ke Side Effects Page #6

to ask for help..

..and found Shekhar.

Yes..

- My daughter Millie..

Don't worry, I'll see.

And then, he jumped from 1903

Mrs. Mistry's balcony..

..into our flat.

You should've seen it, Sid.

He saved the day for us.

Total hero.

Amazing.

Amazing. Too good. Too good.

Trisha. Why didn't you call me?

I was about to,

but that's when Shekhar arrived.

And then..

- Yes, but it was an emergency.

Millie was alone at home.

You should've called.

You're always so busy working..

..I didn't want to disturb you.

And anyway, Shekhar's there.

Of course. Of course.

- How about some tea?

Yes, please.

- Of course.

I'll get one for you too.

Such a lovely lady.

'Shekar's there.'

'He was in IT.'

'But more than that,

he was in my house.'

Sid, I'll just be back

from the supermarket. Bye.

Wait, I'll come along too.

No, relax.

Shekhar's there,

he'll drive the car.

Bye.

Papa. Swingy.

You let it be,

Shekhar will take her.

Trisha, I am Millie's daddy.

I'll take her.

"Shekhar's there."

Come on.

We'll take Millie

to the swing today.. - Bye.

Hi.

Trisha, they're showing

'Abhimaan' on television.

Really? It's my favorite film.

- I know.

I felt like Sehwag.

Just because I played

few bad matches..

..they dropped me and replaced me..

..with a enthu-young player.

Sid, get me some curd

from the fridge, please.

Why? Shekhar's there.

Someone is jealous.

Someone? Wow!

Jealous.

Please.

He's nice. He's a neighbor.

Neighbor, who stays

in this house more than me.

You're never here.

And there's so much

around the house to do.

He just helps me.

If you need help,

let's appoint a fulltime maid.

Fulltime maid?

Do you know how much they demand?

They won't demand

more than 4000 - 5000.

Just for you and me.

But it's hard to find

a good maid these days, Sid.

When you can find a good neighbor..

..you can find a good maid too.

I've never taken care of babies.

But I've taken care

of many puppies.

Feeding them on time.

Taking them down for a walk.

Taking them out for potty.

By the way,

there's not much of a difference..

..between puppies and babies, right?

I am an expert in

handling kids, ma'am.

I have six children myself.

- I see.

Shilpa, Aruna, Sachin, Chand..

No, seven.

I have seven. I have seven children.

Sister, don't worry.

I am there. I'll take good care of..

Excuse.

Yes.

Not 4, we'll meet at 5pm.

I also love you.

Rascal.

Here's my bio-data.

Bio-data?

- Bai-data.

Wow!

You've worked with

some really rich families.

Thappars, the builder family, right?

And Armaan Khan, the hero.

You worked as a maid for them too.

Amazing.

Why did you leave such good jobs?

I didn't, I was fired.

Why?

- Because, in rich families..

..there's abundant money,

but no time for their kids.

When I tried to explain

this to the Thappars and Khans..

..they fired me from the job.

But, you won't face

that problem here.

I feel that too.

So, why don't you

tell us salary as well?

Neither less, nor more.

15,000.

Sid!

Water. Drink some water.

15,000?

Isn't that a bit too much for us?

Look, a jeweler family

lived in the Thappar's building.

Their 4 year old kid..

..was caught stealing a pencil box.

Stealing, at this tender age?

Where did he learn it?

Where did he learn it?

From the maid.

And the flat in front of the Khans.

Belonged to an esteemed

judge of the high court.

Their four year old daughter..

..cussed her mother,

when she tried stopping her..

..from writing

something on the wall.

What?

Where did he learn it?

The maid?

- The maid?

The driver.

Gone are days when children..

..learnt values from

parents and their teachers.

Today children learn

their values and habits..

..from the driver and maids.

Because they spend the

entire day with them. - Yes.

But, if you're worried

about your budget..

..more than values,

then you can let it be.

No, no, that's not it.

Please sit, we'll be right back.

Sid.

What?

I like her.

- Trisha, even I like her.

But 15,000?

It's too much.

- I know.

But, you're earning better now.

So, why can't we

increase our budget?

Sid, please.

For me and Millie.

Please.

So, when can you join?

Tomorrow.

- Oh, great.

But I have a condition.

I would prefer that

you don't call me maid.

Please.

Then what do you like to hear?

Aunty.

Aunty.

- Aunty?

Aunty.

I should've never listened to you.

Relax.

- What relax?

An additional blow of 15,000.

Per month.

What can I manage

on a single income?

Monthly expenses,

EMI on home, hotel bill.

It's too much.

Do one thing.

Stop going to hotels.

Stay in a PG.

- PG?

Think about it.

Share an apartment with someone..

..you will save lots of money.

It'll also cover for

your auntie's expenses.

She's not my aunty.

- Okay. Okay.

I am sorry.

Sorry.

And, why should I stay

on rent when I have a home?

Fine, don't.

Stop everything.

Go back to your sad life.

Papa, he's troubling me.

Harshwardhan.

Spanish?

- German!

'I had no intentions

of going back to my old life.'

'So I created a new life.'

'And I took up PG accommodation..'

'..posing as a bachelor.'

Yes, I got the key.

304, right?

Usmaan bhai, are you sure its 304?

Manav, right?

Sid.

You?

What did you do?

I am sorry.

Where is she, bro?

- Who?

Where is she, bro?

I've no idea what

you're talking about.

The stuff I kept here on the table,

where is it?

You mean that junk.

Found it?

- It's not here, bro..

I kept some stuff

in the kitchen too.

Where's my kitchen?

- This..

Just... I need to think, okay.

I can't think.

This isn't my home, it's too clean.

Manav. Manav.

If we arrange things

back to how it was..

..will that help?

- Yes.

Yeah?

Okay.

It was something like this.

Flashback. Alright.

Yesterday night, I was here..

..and that cute gal was there, and..

..I was trying to score with her.

She slapped me because

I leaned in a way..

Manav.

You were looking for something.

Please find it.

Bro.

Bro.

Yes.

Found it?

Oh, God. I thought I lost you.

What..

What? What?

You made me work so hard for this?

This is Manali.

- Sorry?

Manali?

- This is Manali.

The best stuff in India.

The last one in my stock.

- Great.

Here?

- No.

Alright, Bro.

Who's going clean all this?

- Bai, bro.

Bye? No, no.

Who's going to clean this up?

The maid.

The maid comes on every Monday.

Have some chips or something.

- Monday..

I can't live in

this filth until then.

Oh...well, I can bro.

If I could cleanup

every half an hour..

..I would be living with

my ex-girlfriend Sushma.

I would get married.

Marriage, wife, two kids.

Then what is there, bro?

Vasectomy.

Then you're not even a bro.

You're a prisoner, bro..

Hey, Venky.

Venky, this is Skid.

Skid, that's Venky.

Can't live like this?

Man...

I give her turmeric milk every day.

Sid?

I'll call you back, mom.

Sid's back.

I know how Aanchal does it, mom.

I'll call you back in a while.

Okay, bye.

Sid?

What's your aunty

doing in my studio?

I shifted aunty in there?

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