Shack Out on 101
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- 1955
- 80 min
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Oh, you, what a-
Don't you-
I got a good mind to drop these
dishes. You got a good mind?
It's 6:
00 already, and the tomato'sstill out there paradin' for the seagulls.
Puttin' dishes away
is her job.
Ain't it enough that I do
the cookin' and the cleanin'?
Every time I talk about
the tomato, you get busy.
The tomato's got a name!
Kotty! Everybody's got a name.
Yeah? Then how come you call me
Slob when my name's really Leo?
Because you look
like a slob.
Even when you're clean,
you look dirty.
That, to me, is not a Leo.
That is a slob.
Gee. Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, funny.
Very.
You're laughing me
into bankruptcy.
Why did you do it? Look
what he did! He's crazy!
You're not gonna get away with
it. You're gonna get me a new one!
I'm gonna get you nothin'!
All right. Lay off!
You do that again,
and I'll whack you good.
You raise a hand to her, I'll make
you eat it. I'd like to see that.
I was only havin' fun.
So am I!
I'm gonna
teach you a lesson.
Next time I'm in San Diego,
I'm goin' into the best store.
And I'm gonna get
the best petticoat.
And you're gonna pay for
it. You got a fat chance.
You wanna bet? I'll let
you in on a little secret.
I'm gonna take it out of your
salary. How do you like that?
I'll go to the labor
board. Well, I'm for that!
And when you're there, ask
'em to get you a new job!
Well, it's easy to see who you got eyes
for, huh? Too bad I wasn't born a tomato.
Too bad you were born,
period!
Hi, George.
Here, catch.
Oh, is this the one
about the seashells?
You'll find it interesting. Book
better have a lot of pictures in it.
I can read as good as you.
You can't do nothin' good.
Yeah?
Yeah!
What brought on this chain
reaction? Kotty's petticoat.
Look at what
Slob did to it.
What'd you do this for?
I don't know.
I- I just felt like it.
That's a stupid answer.
Figures. It's comin' from a
stupid place. Oh, you shut up!
What's everybody making such a big thing
for? You'd think the tomato was a queen.
As far as you're concerned,
she is.
You're looking for trouble,
I can give it to you.
Anything you start with Kotty,
you're gonna have to finish with me.
Now you go back
to your greasy griddle.
Well, I hope you're happy,
you troublemaker, you.
There's only one thing could make me
happy. I'll outlive you two to one.
Never mind the odds.
Buy her a new petticoat.
And behave yourself.
Who is it?
What do you want?
Oh, Sam, I thought it was-
Come on in.
How's my girl? Fine. Don't I look it?
You look just great. Slob's
gonna buy you a new petticoat.
If I told you what
he did to me on the beach-
I heard all about it out there.
No sense going through it again.
Slob's got an eight-cylinder
body and a two-cylinder mind.
You gotta consider the source. Good.
He's not gonna
bother you anymore.
Now let's talk about something
worthwhile. I'm all for that.
I think I know the first
two chapters by heart.
Well, you're really serious about
taking this civil service exam.
I don't want to be a
waitress all my life.
I want you
to be proud of me.
I am, and you don't have to be
anything but exactly what you are.
Just you wait until
I pass that examination.
Instead of coming to see me
in this broken-down beanery,
you'll-you'll walk into a great
big beautiful government building,
and I'll be sitting
behind a big desk doing-
Doing something important? Uh-huh.
Something important.
You know, the longer I know
you, the more you amaze me.
Will you tell me something?
Anything, Sam.
Anything.
What are the first Ten Amendments
to the Constitution called?
The Bill of Rights.
That's right.
What form of government
is this? The best!
That's a very good answer,
but it's not the right one.
This is a Republic.
Isn't that the best?
Sure is.
Sam, there's so much to learn.
Sometimes I feel I'll never make it.
Oh, you're doing real great.
Now tell me something else.
What?
Into what branches does the constitution
divide the governmental powers?
Judicial.
Legislative.
Executive.
Oh, I wish there
were more branches.
What's with you? You sore
'cause I'm the champion?
If you hadn't caught me with a
fully belly, I'd have killed you.
You want to
kill me now?
Yeah.
Be my pleasure.
All right. Come on. Come on.
Break it up. Come on!
Come on, guys. Break it
up, will ya? Get over here.
All right. Come on.
Let go, will ya?
Aw, George, we're just
havin' a little fun.
Will ya
- The world is full of people, and I got to wind up with two monsters!
These are nice, fat fish.
Sure, you know why?
They come
from Mexican waters.
You can't catch anything off
this coast. It's all fished out.
This ought to
take care of you.
Mr. Gregory happy with me?
Sure, sure.
Will you guys
cut out all that dishin'?
You get out of here and
let Slob finish his work.
You don't have to hit me in
the head. I can take a hint.
See you again, Slob. Let's you and
me get together on my night off.
Maybe we'll get us
a couple of hot dishes.
Yeah, I'm your boy.
You get 'em, I'll go.
Whatever you two could get,
they don't let out at night.
What were you guys
whispering about in here?
Oh, us? Nothin'. Oh, don't give
me that. I'm wise to you guys.
You're both trying to pull
a fast one- with the fish!
I don't have to
take no insults from you!
Tell him, boy.
Tell him good!
Will you shut your trap
and get outta here?
Ho, ho, ho.
If it wasn't so hard to
get a cook way out here,
- I'd have bounced your head out that front door long ago.
- Then we're even.
'Cause if I wasn't such a lousy cook, I
would've walked outta here a long time ago.
- Georgie!
- Hey, Eddie!
Welcome home!
Welcome home, my boy.
Hey, you look like a
million. How's the old ulcer?
Like a mother-in-law-
Naggin' me night and day.
Come on. Sit down. Tell us
how the world is treating you.
Ain't you gonna
ask me how I feel?
Why should he? The only thing
that'll kill you is time.
Hey, that reminds me. About
that watch you sold me-
I gave it to you wholesale.
What else do you want?
I want what it says in the guarantee
- If it's busted, you gotta give me a new one.
Dreamboat here
Yeah, Slob, that's right. All
them guarantees is the same.
The big print gives you everything.
The little print takes it away.
I don't care. You said it
didn't have to be winded.
I could leave it in water
overnight, and it wouldn't hurt.
That I did. Even an impartial jury
will agree that water is not soup,
especially hot onion soup.
When I examined your watch, it had
pepper, cheese and a piece of onion in it.
Furthermore, it looked to me as if it had
been cooked over a slow fire all night.
Why didn't you tell me you dropped it
in the soup? A man's entitled to privacy.
Not in my soup!
Will you do me a favor?
I don't want to be aggravated
before I eat. Now chop it!
If you think
you can get away with-
You heard what the man said.
Chop it. What'll you have, Ed?
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