Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Page #7

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Shuttle is free of the tower.

Mission is under way.

What the hell?

Let's go.

Hey! [ screams ]

Billy!

Billy, no! No! No.

Please, Billy!

No!

Hang on! Hang on!

Get ready. We only have 10

seconds

to release the rockets and

destroy the sharknado wall.

Ready. Now!

Mission Control, releasing now.

Mr. Officer, confirm staging a

good solid rocket booster

separation.

SUPERVISOR:
Detonate the SRBs.

Hang on!

Now get ready to jettison the

external fuel tank.

FIN:
Not yet. Not yet.

COLONEL:
Veering off course!

Veering off course!

What?

Five degrees port!

Watch your pitch! Watch your

pitch!

One degree yaw!

SUPERVISOR:
Colonel Shepard, do

you read?

This is Mission Control.

Lose the external fuel tank to

get into orbit.

I'm going to use the OMS

thrusters

to boost us up to a higher

orbit.

All right, good. Good.

Now!

SUPERVISOR:
All right. Detonate

the external fuel tank.

There she comes. She's coming

around. She's coming around.

The heat from the rocket should

have a domino effect.

See? It's happening.

April, you good?

I'm good.

Wow.

This is beautiful.

I think you should take a look

at this.

Quick, what've you got?

It didn't work. The storm wall

is still there.

Independence, we are picking up

storm activity.

Damn it!

The storm's too big.

It's not working.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Sorry? Heh.

We're not dead yet.

What are you doing?

Plan B.

What the hell's that?

Strategic Defense Initiative.

Star Wars? I thought that didn't

work.

That's what you're supposed to

think,

but I've been working on it

almost my entire career.

It's probably why I didn't get

into space until now.

We've been redefining the

technology for years.

So much power now.

If we fire that thing directly

into the storm,

it should ionize the water

vapor,

give us enough room to collapse

it.

Mission Control. Colonel

Shepard.

We're gonna try and use the SDI

satellite system to fight this

storm.

I need to speak with Major Rene

Joubert.

ANNOUNCER:
The sharknado has

completely devastated the entire

eastern seaboard.

Half the nation's population is

retreating to shelters.

The government is unable to do

anything to stop this disaster,

but we're not leaving. No.

It's been great working with all

of you.

[ all scream ]

Oh, Gilbert, mon ami.

Bonjour, Rene!

I hear you want to do

something impossible and

dangerous,

which is not surprising.

I know it sounds stupid,

but, uh, we need to reactivate

our old science project to end

this storm.

I need a startup sequence.

Okay, okay, I'm sending you.

It'll come onscreen now.

But you will have to target the

weapons from your console.

You know that?

Colonel Shepard,

NASA weather telemetry is locked

on

to your transmissions. Stand by.

[ modem grinding ]

Did we get it?

It's offline. We can't connect.

Colonel, this is Director

Regina.

We're not hearing any response.

Oh, the interface must have

failed.

She has been out there a long

time, no?

You have to reboot and target it

manually, you know?

I understand, Rene.

Thank you.

[ speaking French ]

What does that mean? Oh,

nothing.

It just means I gotta go outside

and give this old clunker a big,

you know, kick in the butt.

Dad.

It's okay, pal.

I'm living my dream.

Flying in space?

No. Being your hero.

Give these wings to the baby...

so the little one will always

fly.

I'll be all right.

COLONEL:
I've reached the rocket

pack,

and I'm ready to leave the

shuttle.

Okay.

Colonel Shepard is attempting

EVA to reach the SDI satellite

to perform a manual restart.

Stand by.

All right, Gil,

let's make this one work.

The original control array is

damaged.

I'm attempting to reconnect.

Jacksonville has been hit!

We're getting reports that

sharks are hitting Graceland.

COLONEL:
Almost have it. There!

DIRECTOR:
Colonel Shepard, you

need to fire this now.

[ beeping ]

It's working! Son, it's working!

Yes! Yeah!

[ cheering ]

Huh. You're a hero, dad.

Without the fuel tank, how could

they retrieve Colonel Shepard?

They can't.

He knew that.

When I detached from the

shuttle,

you only have enough fuel in the

tank

to either come get me or to

re-orbit,

not enough for both.

It's okay, son.

I'm where I always wanted to be.

The view is incredible.

[ crackling ] ...sharks...in...

...ing...space.

What was that?

Fin, something hit us!

April, there are sharks in the

shuttle!

Where you going? Let's go back

to Earth!

We can't! I have to close the

hatch!

Sweet.

[ humming ]

Hell, yeah.

Independence, this is Houston.

We can manually override the

hatch. Acknowledge.

Fin, come back here!

Independence, acknowledge!

Fin, are you there?

We can remote control the

shuttle and bring you in.

Fin, come back! We can get home!

Fin!

How can they survive in space?

How can they survive in a

tornado?

We need to go back to the

cockpit!

[ screams ] Fin!

[ screams ]

No!

[ grunting ]

April! April, where are you?!

[ chainsaw buzzing ]

[ chainsaw Revving ]

[ baby crying ]

[ faint ] April!

[ crying continues ]

Do you want to meet your son?

Son? [April chuckles]

Hi.

Fin!

Mom! Dad!

Say hello to your brother.

Hi.

So what's my godson's name?

I think I'd like to name him

after my dad.

Gilbert.

Gil.

Where's my wings?

I see it. It's right there.

[ debris falling ]

[ all scream ]

[ crash ]

Now's your chance to be

part of Sharknado history.

You decide if #AprilLives or

#AprilDies by tweeting

your choice now or going to

Sharknado.Syfy.com

to vote.

Her fate will be revealed in

Sharknado 4

because we are not done yet!

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